I Am Idiot
Three men, one podcast, no brains
- Listen here
- All the podcasts
- iTunes
- Soundcloud
- Idiot news
- Funny pictures and gifs
- Twitter
- Idiot videos
- Instagram
- More idiocy
-
Listen here
- Latest podcast
- Download it now (click / right click and save link as)
- Subscribe on iTunes
- Follow us on Twitter
- Join the Facebook group
- Listen on SoundCloud
In the brand new I Am Idiot podcast, Howard and Ben discuss some recent forays into London's talk radio.
Find out how much fun one man can have in mud, why dogs are scared in Cornwall, and dead in Devon.
Plus there is some EXCLUSIVE celebrity news, a fantastic impression, presents, no Keith, The World According to Helen, and schoolboy pranks.
I Am Idiot. We’ve been away, but we’re back. Like measles.
-
All the podcasts
- There's so much Idiot to go around:
- Show 98 - Radio Idiot
- Show 97 - The Porn Ultimatum
- Show 96 - Out Of Order!
- Show 95 - The Worst Quiz Ever
- Show 94 - Eat My Christmas
- Show 93 – Three Idiots And A Dummy
- I Am Idiot’s Autumn Almanac Part Five
- I Am Idiot’s Autumn Almanac Part Four
- I Am Idiot’s Autumn Almanac Part Three
- I Am Idiot’s Autumn Almanac Part Two
- I Am Idiot’s Autumn Almanac Part One
- Show 92 - Ich Bin In The Bin
- Show 91 - The Idiot Has Landed
- Show 90 - Fools Reunited
- Show 89 – Raiders Of The Lost Outtakes 2012 Part 1
- Show 88 – Attack Force LOL
- Show 87 – The Truth About Tom Cruise
- Show 86 – Space Invaders
- Show 85 – Fifty Shades of Idiot
- Show 84 – Sorry
- Show 83 – School News
- Show 82 - The Hamster Strikes Back
- Show 81 – Musical Goof
- Show 80 – Maim That Tune
- Show 79 - American Idiots
- Show 78 – Vive La Idiot
- Show 77 – Best Thing Ever
- Show 76 - The Idiot Olympics
- Show 75 – Hair Brained
- Show 74 – How To Win Friends And Idiotise People
- Show 73 - How To Make A Movie
- Show 72 - Love Me Love My Crabs
- Show 71 – Romancing The LOL
- Show 70 – Where Idiots Dare
- Show 69 – A Spirited Idiot
- Show 68 – Sex
- Show 67 – How To Get A Job
- Show 66 – What You Looking At?
- Show 65 – Year Of The Idiot
- Best Bits And Outtakes Part 2
- Best Bits And Outtakes Part 1
- Show 64 – Christmas Idiots
- Show 63 – How To Have An Instant Party
- Show 62 – Celebrity Sex Organs Revealed
- Show 61 – Foul Mouthed Idiots
- Show 60 – Cooking for Idiots
- Show 59 – How To Ruin A Song
- Show 58 – Sergeant Plopper’s Lonely Farts Club Band
- Show 57 – We Need To Talk About John Terry
- Show 56 – Emma Watson Nude Pics
- Show 55 – Rage Against The Machine
- Show 54 - World Of Idiot
- Show 53 – Now That’s What I Call Idiot
- Show 52 – Branson, Birthdays And Nazis
- Show 51 - Filth Part 2
- Show 50 – Members Only
- Show 49 - The Shexshy Sean Show
- Show 48 - GOAL!
- Show 47 - Gardening For Idiots
- Show 46 - This One’s For Amber
- Show 45 - Kanye Believe It
- Show 44 - Royal Wedding Special
- Show 43 – May The Fools Be With You
- Show 42 -The Only Way Is Idiot
- Show 41 - We Lovey Elizabeth Taylor
- Show 40 - Glee Or Porn
- Show 39 – Mr Angry And The Washed Sausage
- Show 38 – Charlie Sheen And Honest Ads
- Show 37 – Rise Of The Potato Man
- Show 36 – Bieber Fever
- Show 35 – Mubarak Attack
- Show 34 – Wacky Races
- Show 33 – Acquiescence
- Show 32 - Chicks, Keys and Gray(vy)
- Show 31 – The Lenny Kravitz Story
- Show 30 -Robin Hood And The Germans
- I Am Idiot – The Least Unfunny Bits – Part Two
- I Am Idiot - The Least Unfunny Bits – Part One
- Show 29 - Bad Manners
- Show 28 - Three Funny Cats
- Show 27 – How Not To Go To The Toilet
- Show 26 - Hello Betsy Mae
- Show 25 – Howard’s Christmas Single
- Show 24 - Jesus Christ And The Happy Days Gang
- Show 23 - Chasing A Puss Up A Tree
- Show 22 - The Essex Factor
- Show 21 - Licking Louis Walsh
- Show 20 - Filth
- Show 19 - No Ben, No Cry
- Show 18 - How To Be A Manly Man
- Show 17 - Blame The Dutch
- Show 16 – Calling All Imbeciles
- Show 15 – Keith-o-Matic
- Show 14 – Sponsored by BMW
- Show 13 - Howard’s Helmut
- Show 12 – Hurricane Barbara
- I Am Idiot v Angry & Cliff – part 1
- Show 11 – If I Had a Hammer
- Show 10 – The Special
- Show 9 – Time Out Rippin’ Tubes
- Show 8 – Itchy Hair and Floaty Soap
- Show 7 - Dr Hat and Other Solutions
- Show 6 – Hamster Trouble
- Show 5 – LOUD K33F
- Show 4 – Vote Idiot
- Show 3 – Fish Pie and Tubular Hell
- Show 2 - Thai Pants and Uniqulones
- Show 1 – Backsidey Compliments
-
iTunes
-
Tracks
-
Posts
- Jun 01, 13
Download it now (click / right click and save link as) Subscribe on iTunes Follow us on Twitter Join the Facebook group Listen on SoundCloud In the brand new I Am Idiot podcast, Howard and Ben discuss some recent forays into London radio. Find out how much fun one man can have in mud, why dogs are scared in Cornwall, and dead in Devon. Plus there is some EXCLUSIVE celebrity news, a fantastic impression, presents, no Keith, The World According to Helen, and schoolboy pranks. I Am Idiot. We’ve been away, but we’re back. Like measles. Listen on Stitcher RSS feed All the podcasts Idiot Tumblr
- Apr 12, 13
Download it now (click / right click and save link as) Subscribe on iTunes Follow us on Twitter Join the Facebook group Listen on SoundCloud In this week’s show Howard and Keith are quizzed on pornography by Ben as they look into the world of adult excitements. There’s also a major confession SLASH revelation from Keith, a new jingle, and a couple of “hilarious” new comedy characters. Plus the usual foul language, poor quality humour, and the final part of a young Ben’s American Civil War opus, To War And Back. All this and Keith’s whistling nose noise, Keith’s sniffing, Keith being too loud, “someone” constantly making a tapping noise AND absolutely no mention of Margaret Thatcher! Listen on Stitcher RSS … Continue reading
- Mar 28, 13
Download it now (click / right click and save link as) Subscribe on iTunes Follow us on Twitter Join the Facebook group Listen on SoundCloud I Am Idiot is back with a whallop. In this week’s podcast, Howard reveals a new calling, Keith has holiday tales, Ben nearly dies in a minicab, and there’s the Great Big Film Quiz! As well as that we have insults for some lucky listeners, news from the Ideal Home Exhibition, and an old friend makes a very noisy return. Plus Street Poet, the worst music genre of all time, fag breaks, and so much more. I Am Idiot. A banana of podcast dynamite. Listen on Stitcher RSS feed All the podcasts Idiot Tumblr
- Jan 02, 13
Download it now (click / right click and save link as) Subscribe on iTunes Follow us on Twitter Join the Facebook group We’re on SoundCloud Happy New Idiot everyone, and what better way to usher in this 2013th year since we started counting that way, than with a literally amusing podcast from I Am Idiot that includes possibly the worst quiz ever conceived? Don’t answer that, PLUS, there’s the third instalment of To War And Back, a young Ben’s opus set in the American Civil War, PLUS some news. Also, there’s an exclusive look at what’s heading your way in 2013 from the boys. I Am Idiot, taking 2013 round the back of WHSmiths and giving it a slap. Buy I … Continue reading
- Dec 23, 12
Download it now (click / right click and save link as) Subscribe on iTunes Follow us on Twitter Join the Facebook group We’re on SoundCloud In the latest I Am Idiot we find out how to get money fast, why Danny Dyer’s staff live in fear, and how much it would cost to chat to Frank Bruno. There’s also the return of Work Detritus, another special guest, while part two of To War And Back reveals the true horror of the battlefield. So, have a very merry Christmas, and we’ll be back next week with the mother of all festive quizzes. I Am Idiot. Kicking Santa’s face in as he reaches for that glass of milk. Buy I Am Idiot’s book Fifty … Continue reading
-
Posts
- Show 98 - Radio Idiot
In the brand new I Am Idiot podcast, Howard and Ben discuss some recent forays into London radio.
Find out how much fun one man can have in mud, why dogs are scared in Cornwall, and dead in Devon.
Plus there is some EXCLUSIVE celebrity news, a fantastic…
Is it a meeting? Can spiders read? This changes everything. #nofilter (at ZSL London Zoo)
- In this week’s show Howard and Keith are quizzed on pornography by Ben as they look into the world of adult excitements. There’s also a major confession SLASH revelation from Keith, a new jingle, and a couple of “hilarious” new comedy characters. Plus the usual foul language, poor quality humour, and the final part of a young Ben’s American Civil War opus, To War And Back. All this and Keith’s whistling nose noise, Keith’s sniffing, Keith being too loud, “someone” constantly making a tapping noise AND absolutely no mention of Margaret Thatcher!
(No streaming audio available)51 plays - In the latest I Am Idiot we find out how to get money fast, why Danny Dyer’s staff live in fear, and how much it would cost to chat to Frank Bruno. There’s also the return of Work Detritus, another special guest, while part two of To War And Back reveals the true horror of the battlefield. So, have a very merry Christmas, and we’ll be back next week with the mother of all festive quizzes. I Am Idiot. Kicking Santa’s face in as he reaches for that glass of milk.
(No streaming audio available)34 plays - I AM IDIOT 93 - THREE IDIOTS AND A DUMMY In a genuinely new show (yeah, sorry about the last few), Ben recalls prank calls from his past, Howard introduces us to Jimmy the deformed dummy, while Keith’s Dad makes a hilarious mistake with words. There are tales from the swimming pool and part one of the new childhood tome, To War And Back. I Am Idiot. Kissing you under the mistletoe with gusto.
(No streaming audio available)35 plays - I AM IDIOT 93 - THREE IDIOTS AND A DUMMY In a genuinely new show (yeah, sorry about the last few), Ben recalls prank calls from his past, Howard introduces us to Jimmy the deformed dummy, while Keith’s Dad makes a hilarious mistake with words. There are tales from the swimming pool and part one of the new childhood tome, To War And Back. I Am Idiot. Kissing you under the mistletoe with gusto.
(No streaming audio available)35 plays - Welcome to a relaxing Idiot’s Alamanc as Keith, Ben and Howard take a trip to the world of the Diary Of Mrs Howard, and teach you how to chill out and the path to world peace. There’s so much in store in this weeks’ show: The Only Way Is Essex, X Factor, hospitals, tarty girls and an impossible choice. Plus our review of Skyfall, the new James Bond movie starring Daniel Craig as James Bond in Skyfall, the new James bond movie. Don’t forget there’s more I Am Idiot on: • Soundcloud • Twitter @iamidiotcentral • Facebook • YouTube • Stitcher
(No streaming audio available)39 plays
-
Tweets
- @ChallengeTV @BullseyeTVshow I'm recording it. Don't spoil it for me.
- What IS he saying...? http://t.co/jJ4Dv6GuRa via
- @JenniferCerini Too right it does.
- I can't express quite how much I don't want to see this film http://t.co/aiufGpeXQW
- Nothing quickens the pace through a reception area than hearing a security guard saying, "so how's that racist?!"
- RT @ZakMuckerrberg: A great book here that I absolutely love: https://t.co/P2QBpJeW5L
- Ah yes. Been waiting to do that since 1987. http://t.co/aKADiIKZNb
- You know, I was just thinking, "it's been at least a month since McVicar was on" and hey presto it's on. Thanks ITV4!
- My girlfriend just asked me to send her a screen shit.
- RT @trueblueunicorn: @IAmIdiotcentral that would make you baron Ben for the day instead of boffin Ben then.
- 27 degrees on Wednesday and rain. That's drug country weather. Might break out my white suite and call my work colleagues Chico all day.
- Ok that's countered by Joan Sims going there as well. Phew.
- Oh you are fucking kidding me. Liz Jones went to my school.
- This guy http://t.co/id55FKNGCS
- @HollyWiltcher Ha. Nice. Niiiiiiice.
- He says hi http://t.co/4eqDAcgxPg
- Then it went all apocalypsey. Suggest we all stay off work tomorrow. http://t.co/IDNbdwCpRJ
-
UploadsApr 27, 13" data-title="Catchphrase is weird."> Feb 24, 13" data-title="Jim Davidson's Sex Face"> Jan 20, 13" data-title="Basil has quite a laugh"> Jan 19, 13" data-title="What is a doppelgänger?"> Jan 18, 13" data-title="Man trapped in advert"> Jan 18, 13" data-title="Jim Davidson reminisces about Jimmy Savile"> Nov 25, 12" data-title="Talking Cat Fights With Other Cat"> Sep 28, 12" data-title="I Am Idiot - The London Riots: A Poem"> Sep 14, 12" data-title="I Am Idiot - Robot Love"> Apr 01, 12" data-title="I Am Idiot - A Short Song About Nick Clegg"> Mar 02, 12" data-title="Mandrake the hamster freaks me out"> Dec 11, 11" data-title="I Am Idiot - Crazy Duck 2011"> Oct 30, 11" data-title="Fifa players celebrating insanely">
-
Photos" data-title="Ah yes. Been waiting to do that since 1987." data-link=""> " data-title="Cat High Noon" data-link=""> " data-title="Then it went all apocalypsey. Suggest we all stay off work tomorrow." data-link=""> " data-title="First the sky was like this" data-link=""> " data-title="South Bank" data-link=""> " data-title="First Boris Bus I've seen. Looks like a posh toy. Funny that #classwar" data-link=""> " data-title="Kilburn Nights. Whatever happened to that show?" data-link=""> " data-title="That's what I did this afternoon. And she loved every minute of it." data-link=""> " data-title="Kilburn all orangey sunset and shit" data-link=""> " data-title="Urinal Mickey Mouse is happy" data-link=""> " data-title="Ooh. Might watch this. I wonder what happens..." data-link=""> " data-title="Kilburn Superdrug keepin it real bruv" data-link=""> " data-title="London is full of German stereotypes and gay lumberjacks today." data-link=""> " data-title="Jim Courier looks a lot like Jim Davidson these days." data-link=""> " data-title="The Truth of Bullseye's Spelling Round Part 2b" data-link=""> " data-title="The Truth of Bullseye's Spelling Round Part 2" data-link=""> " data-title="A new series of pictures; The Truth of Bullseye's Spelling Round" data-link=""> " data-title=""Am I in focus yet?"" data-link=""> " data-title="Is it a meeting? Can spiders read? This changes everything. #nofilter" data-link=""> " data-title="It's wonderful how 'house proud' some of the animals are of their nests #nofilter" data-link="">
-
More idiocy
- Anna the IKEA assistant, trailers, stupid pictures, remixes, jokes and more.
We don’t just do podcasts! No no no. We do trailers of our podcast too. And musical interludes. Some have said they’re better than the show but not to our faces because that would be terribly rude…- BUY Fifty Shades Of Gravy: The Cookbook
- The Crazy Duck – Future Remix (DJ Weedyganja)
- The December trailer
- Keith’s Airfix model
- I Am Idiot: Crazy Duck versus Strictly Come Dancing
- The Crazy Duck 7″ single
- Show 26 trailer – the trailer
- Show 10 – the trailer
- Show 7 – the trailer
- Rob’s jokes
- The joy of gifs
- Subscribe on iTunes
- Follow us on Twitter
- Join the Facebook group
- RSS feed
- More podcasts
