A student at University of North Florida studying International Relations with a minor in Chinese and Asian history.
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Previously on Arrested Development | NPR’s guide to the running gags from the show
This is dedication.
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
oh my fucking god Charlotte
hey can i borrow your