shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

tastefullyoffensive:

[frankrause]

umbramlunae:

Saint Seiya MMD -  °Cute「まっさらブルージーンズ」 

• The first song I heard + first MV of theirs I saw:
• My first bias and current bias:
• Three of my favorite songs by them:
• A song I wish they’d promoted:
• Something I really love about this group:

Is this the end? Is it really finished between us?

iheart-pictures:

♥♥♥iheartpictures♥♥♥

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

opstinatus:

my talents include

• sleeping
• eating
• hating myself
• saying the wrong thing 
• listening to awesome music

• please,
• don’t eat less, eat right
• don’t hold it in, it’s okay to cry
• don’t hurt yourself, there is always an alternative
• don’t shut yourself away, speak up
• don’t be your own bully, be your own hero
• don’t give up, because you’re worth so much more than you think

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

mond0:

ruler-of-the-nerds:

roboboners:

ambidextrousmalpractice:

wesley-crusher:

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post

please

or you can listen to it on google translate

HEOBGFHEBNHWFGO WHAT IS AIR

i regret this post so much

castielinablanket:

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

• punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
• purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
• literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
• Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
• Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
• Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.” 

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts” 

If Hermione had been The Chosen One Voldemort would have been defeated while she was still in her crib.

fuckyeahhinorei:

セーラーマーズ by ゆのまち。

kaleidoscopekingdoms:

Thanks for clearing that up, Kunzite.

MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN:

• two songs
• two bands
• two actors
• two actresses
• two singers
• two movies
• two books
• two characters
• two ships
• two shows
• two kinks
• two anything

wankyusername:

gpoy

disneyismyescape:

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

subtextmeansbuttsex:

WHO WANTS THE THING? (or, IT’S A GIVEAWAY!)

Basically, due to some recent events, I am now in possession of a second TARDIS mug that I don’t need. I don’t know anyone in real life who would like it and I don’t have a receipt so I can’t return it. It’s been sitting in my room for a while and I hate to see it go to waste, so I’m giving it away to someone! WOW.  

Things to note:

• I’ll ship worldwide (yay!)
• Up to 2 entries per person please - 1 like, 1 reblog
• You don’t have to be following me, but if you decide to, expect dicks
• Open your ask/submit, yo
• I’ll use a random number generator to pick the winner
• Ends on the 22nd of June, 2013 at 11:59pm (UTC +10:00, kids. Time zones are weird, so try to make sure you reblog before the deadline if you live in… anywhere that’s not Australia.) 
• I opened the box because I couldn’t resist, so it’s not sealed but I promise I haven’t done anything to it (◡‿◡✿)

Good luck and have a nice day!