freakshowbaby

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S’mores + Peaches.  I’m not crazy about peaches, but this looks good.

4/50 - the avengers cast

showroomeyes:

wee puffer! :3

lulz-time:

 

No pude evitarlo

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Joss Whedon script + Robert Downey Jr. improv and delivery = MAGIC.

• *watching Investigation Discovery*
• Me: Oh, hey...I think that one sister really looks like the victim.
• Mom: ...Yes...they're twins.
• Me:
• Mom:
• Me:
• Mom:
• Me: Well, that would be why.
• Mom: Good observation, though!
• Me: Oh, fuck you.

teacupnosaucer:

queennubian:

biyuti:

str8nochaser:

My thighs do more than touch. They share mystical secrets and whisper spells as I walk. 

I’m in love with that comment…

The beauty of the comment….I’m just sitting here like wow. 

HEE!

Oh, God, that comment.  <3

Replace “high” with “drunk” and you literally have snakewife if she’s had enough to drink.  She used ≈ one time.  :D

wasonginmyheart:

freakshowbaby:

Scientists at the University of British Columbia and the Smithsonian Institution have discovered a new sensory organ in rorqual whales that appears to tell it when it’s worth taking a big gulp.

But how did the whales get into the 7-11 through those tiny doors?

Ocean 7-11s have whale-sized doors, duh.

youweremyridehome:

smuut to end all smuuts.png

THAT IS JuST DOWNRIGHT.
*AFFFFFFFECTIONAAAAAATE.*

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS AREN’T TAGGING YOUR NSFW.  PEOPLE LOOK AT THIS AT WORK YOU KNOW.

basstrip:

hk-homestuck:

squiddle dee dee

squiddle dee dum

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