Martha Finlayson

Williamsburg Chic (Taken with instagram)

The Honeymooners (Taken with instagram)

This will make so many sweet gifs.

@morristruck Love the new sign!! (Taken with instagram)

Words with friends.

Love overload (Taken with Instagram at Mom and Dad’s)

Parents.

Words with friends.

Thank you to our good luck charms! The gnome, the bear, and the shoe. (Taken with instagram)

The gnome is only lucky if he faces away from the game. (Taken with instagram)

I have to get in there…

Clem Snide - Faithfully

Love.

Love this blog! T-Rex Trying…

thedailywhat:

Invalid Argument of the Day: At the risk of canceling the Internet and sending everybody home, here’s an audio clip of Nicolas Cage covering LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It” on Capital FM’s Capital Breakfast.

[ontd.]

Man vs Toddler

(via Reddit)

But the President isn’t in a wheelchair…

Him: Were you an accident prone child?

Me: I don’t think I was any more accident prone than most children. Went to the ER for slamming my thumb in a door. You know, usual stuff. What about you?

Him: Not really. I was pretty careful growing up. But I think the fact that you only went to the ER once is pretty good!

Me: Oh wait. On my fourth birthday I was playing in the neighbor’s yard and I tripped and fell. As I was falling I must have been screaming because when my chin hit their driveway my teeth went right through my tongue. The hole was so big I’m pretty sure it was just dangling by a thread. I remember wearing a plaid skirt with a white sweater that had bows on it. I accessorized with white tights, patent leather mary-janes, and a pearl headband.

Anyway, my mom and our neighbor drove me to the ER. Since I was swallowing so much blood I started throwing up all over the dashboard of our neighbor’s car. My dad was at a Giants game otherwise he would have driven me - probably much faster too. I don’t remember our neighbor having a real sense of urgency about the whole thing. So yeah, they sewed my tongue back together and I got to eat ice cream for awhile. 

Him: …oh. I see. 

Still haven’t heard about a possible second date…

• Me: I just watched We Need to Talk About Kevin.
• Lindsey: What's that?
• Me: That Tilda Swinton movie.
• With John C. Reilly.
• And they make an Asian baby.
• Lindsey: What!?!?!?
• Me: That kills people.
• Lindsey: WHAT!?!?!?!
• Any good?
• Me: Apparently he's not "really Asian," according to Mark.

daveplusthings:

HAHA. File this under Reasons the Internet is Awesome.

Indeed.