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I fart on Traktor http://t.co/cn4zvEnI

Just think, in Another Earth, we're all using Footbook and talking about how cool it is to wear flip flops all year. #fartbook

I'm pretty awful at Draw Something but I'm awesome at drawing words on Draw Something. #holland #lionking #highfive

I'm gonna go get a hoodie and join the Treyvon Martin march at Union Square around 6pm tonight. Hit me up if you wanna go.

Uh, Urkel's on dancing with the stars...I'm watching!! #dididothat

@JudHarris perfetto! The subway commercial mispronounces it

Grand Jury! http://t.co/M5dumVNc

Newt's hittin on a y'alls wives! #gopdebate #shutupnewt

I'm gonna go melt some faces @macriparkbar so you might as well show up, it's nice out!

I'm a capitalist, as in...I can't help But Capitalize words Sometimes. #ESL #ALLCAPS

Spinning downstairs at @Pianosnyc come dance the pounds away. Late night 12 -4. Hollerz!

@mrkiji Coulda been worse, he coulda wished you a "hoppy" Thanksgiving. #yahtzee!! BTW, I'll be cooking across the street from you.

Check this video out -- FoxNewsLiesOWS http://t.co/SBSaMuAd via @animalnewyork

@taylormillard Always buddy! Just charging up my electronic devices, I'll twit as much as possible.

@taylormillard no, I was occupying my bed. Gonna head over in a few though, today should be interesting.

I'm spinning at Macri Park tonight, there's gonna be a ton of girls there if you're into that sort of thing. #bootylevelsarerising

@mofresh Where at? I just woke up from yesterday's Macri Madness. Hit me up on the electromailz: imakeparty at geeemail dot com

Spinning the bejesus out of Macri Park tonight. Come getchoo some.

A oil early no? QT @alexandra_srsly: woah #openbar #notonanemptystomach

@Newyorkist @agentmule Didn't I ask you this last week? When we going General?

Check this out. Murder Suicide Monsters Mix http://t.co/nrjITl0y

Made a lil Halloween Mix while getting ready for Macri Park and Pianos gig. Holler and stuff. : MURDE... on #SoundCloud http://t.co/g3uLwo4j

@alexandra_srsly this French ladies boutique sucks much worse than the bar we went to.

Uh, whatever dude.

@LucasWalters WHERE!? I want to go.

Epic MTA fail this morning. Jesus. #brooklyn

Hey girl reading "cock" on our morning commute. We get it, you're a thespian. #kindlematerial