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Erik Teichmann

Erik is a graphic designer and web developer from Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Look at his stuff.

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  • February 24, 04:27 PM

    WordPress 3.0 to add Menu Management

    This is something I’ve been waiting for for a long time. It looks like full-on menu management will make it into WordPress 3.0, due to be released sometime in May. WooThemes was asked to contribute their “WooNav” plugin to inclusion in core.

    Here’s what it currently looks like:

    WooNav -> Core

    The Trac page for this functionality is pretty bumping, and you can see other proposed UI styles. I’m excited to see this make it in, I just wish it was being released sooner!

  • January 25, 03:44 PM

    Add a User Interface to WordPress Custom Fields

    Custom fields are great for adding additional functionality into WordPress sites. I have used them in the past to set up post thumbnails, for music album metadata, such as artists and album year, to set articles to link to their original sources, and many others.

    The problem is, the default interface for adding custom fields is very clunky. The user has to either manually type in the field name, or select it from a list.

    This doesn’t work too well for an average client. The reason I use WordPress on my sites in the first place is for ease of use. Fortunately, there’s an easy way to use custom input boxes! Simply paste the code below into your theme’s “functions.php” file, adjust the variables, and you’re good to go!

    /* add actions to admin menu */
    
    add_action('admin_menu', 'fieldname_add_custom_box');
    
    
    
    /* use save_post action to handle data entered */
    
    add_action('save_post', 'fieldname_save_postdata');
    
    
    
    /* Adds a custom section to the "side" of the post edit screen */
    
    function fieldname_add_custom_box() {
    
        if(function_exists('add_meta_box')) {
    
    	add_meta_box('fieldname', 'fieldname', 'fieldname_custom_box', 'page', 'normal', 'high');
    
        }
    
    }
    
    
    
    /* prints the custom field in the new custom post section */
    
    function fieldname_custom_box() {
    
        //get post meta value
    
        global $post;
    
        $fieldname = get_post_meta($post->ID,'fieldname',true);
    
    
    
        // use nonce for verification
    
        echo '';
    
    
    
        // The actual fields for data entry
    
        echo '
    Label
    '; echo 'Label:'; echo ''; echo '

    Description of what this field does.

    '; } /* when the post is saved, save the custom data */ function fieldname_save_postdata($post_id) { // verify this with nonce because save_post can be triggered at other times if (!wp_verify_nonce($_POST['fieldname_noncename'], 'fieldname')) return $post_id; // do not save if this is an auto save routine if (defined('DOING_AUTOSAVE') && DOING_AUTOSAVE) return $post_id; $fieldname = $_POST['fieldname']; update_post_meta($post_id, 'fieldname', $fieldname); }

    Go in there and replace fieldname with the name of your custom field, and fill in Label and the description and save your file. You can also add multiple fields into one option group. If you want this box to show up on posts instead of pages, change “page” to “post” in the arguments for add_meta_box().

    This is what the new field looks like when setup on a site. This box lives just below the main entry area. You can adjust the options in add_meta_box() to change the placement on the page. I hope this helps you improve the usability on your WordPress site!

  • January 20, 02:57 PM

    Use Google Libraries to speed up your WordPress site

    After searching for at least an hour, this fell into my lap.

    With the wide variety of Javascript libraries that are used across the web today, whenever I’m putting together a site, I always wind up using functionality from more than one, usually because Plugin X uses jQuery and Plugin Y uses Prototype.js or Scriptaculous. The problem here is that these file sizes quickly add up. For example, the version of Prototype that ships with WordPress weighs in at 121kb alone.

    The solution? Load these libraries from Google. This helps in a few ways. One, it takes a bit of load off your server, which is nice. Secondly, the plugin will automagically use compressed and minified versions of the libraries where available. That cuts down on load time. But the kicker? Many users will already have these versions cached. That means no download time at all!

    Download the “Use Google Libraries” plugin from WordPress.org and feel your site speed up and your server sigh in relief.

  • January 19, 02:40 PM

    Users scroll.

    Yes, the “page fold” does exist in web design, but it doesn’t have as much an impact as many people think.

    While it is important to have visually appealing design and attention grabbing content “above the fold,” users are accustomed to scrolling down a page to get to the content they need. In this study, the researchers actually found that less content at the top of the page actually encourages exploration further down the page.

    The moral of this story: Let your content breathe. A user is more likely to find what they’re looking for by scrolling down a long page than they are by struggling through densely packed content “above the fold.”

  • January 18, 04:51 PM

    Crayola's Law

    Thankfully we’re on an accelerated system.

    Did you know that according to the W3C, 1% of internet users are still running in 256 colors? Let’s hope they’re not running at 320x200 pixels.

    It’s tough to accommodate all users on their myriad platforms and display hardware. These days, I design for 1024x768 pixels or larger. Most of my sites are based on the excellent 960 Grid System which helps me rapidly prototype CSS layouts. Also according to the W3C, around 93% of users have a screen resolution of 1024x768 or higher.

    It’s going to be exciting to see what changes the widescreen revolution will have on web design!

  • December 25, 09:00 AM

    Merry Christmas!

    We’re sitting on the floor around a dead tree eating candy out of our socks.

  • December 20, 03:26 PM
    “I haven’t studied neuro-receptors in a while.”
    Sarah
  • December 18, 08:54 AM

    Adjust Taskbar Preview Hover Delay

    To speed up work on Windows 7, you can adjust the delay for previews to pop-up in the taskbar. I’ve set mine to 100ms, down from the default of 400ms, which helps me feel like I’m not slowing down to switch windows.

  • December 16, 11:34 AM

    Power User Tips for WordPress Developers

    Smashing Magazine has some great tips up for adding custom functionality to WordPress for theme developers. The “Adding a Custom Meta Box” section is particularly good, it’s nice to see that functionality explained clearly. Also detailed are custom taxonomies, customizing the built-in help feature and adding dashboard widgets. A good read!

  • December 15, 11:32 AM

    A List Apart is running their “Survey for People Who Make Websites.” It will be interesting to see the data from this. They need lots of participants, so if you are in fact a person who makes websites, go take the survey!

  • December 15, 09:09 AM

    Flavors.me

    I’ve been fooling around with Flavors.me, a new social-networking aggregation type site. After creating an account, you can pull in data from a variety of sites like Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and more, or you can pull in data from an RSS feed. It works pretty well when it works—the developers are still working out some bugs. Definitely a good one-stop-shop for the less technically inclined who need a personal web presence.

  • December 14, 09:05 AM

    Friends from Ohio Site

    This is one of my recent web projects. Cross-browser testing is currently underway. The guys from this group really like their new site!

  • December 13, 09:02 AM

    Show Sub-Pages on Parent in WordPress

    This is a bit of code that will can be used as a page template in WordPress. It first displays the parent page, then enters a loop to display all of the child pages. This is really useful for organization in large WordPress-as-a-CMS sites.

    Just make a new PHP file in your theme directory and paste in this code:

    <?php
    /*
    Template Name: Section Listing Page
    */
    ?>

    <?php get_header(); ?>

    <?php if(have_posts()) : while(have_posts()) : the_post(); ?>
    <div class="post" id="<?php the_ID(); ?>">
    <h2><?php the_title(); ?></h2><?php edit_post_link('Edit this Page','<p class="meta">','</p>'); ?>
    <div class="entry">
    <?php the_content(); ?>
    </div>
    </div> <!-- end "post" -->
    <?php $pageid = get_the_ID(); ?>
    <?php endwhile; endif; ?>

    <?php $subpages = new WP_Query("post_parent=$pageid&post_type='page'&orderby=title&order=ASC");
    if($subpages->have_posts()) : while($subpages->have_posts()) : $subpages->the_post(); ?>
    <div class="post">
    <?php echo '<h3><a name="' . the_slug() . '" href="' . the_permalink() . '">' . get_the_title() . '</a></h3>'; ?>
    <?php edit_post_link('Edit this Page','<p class="meta">','</p>'); ?>
    <div class="entry">
    <?php the_content(); ?>
    </div>
    </div>
    <?php endwhile; endif; ?>

    <?php get_sidebar(); ?>

    <?php get_footer(); ?>

    Then all you need to do is select your file under “Page Template” on the edit screen.

  • December 12, 09:02 AM

    Our Christmas card this year.

  • December 11, 09:00 AM

    Get a WordPress Page ID with the Slug

    When I develop for WordPress, I start out on my local machine, then eventually migrate to the production server. This works very well, but takes a bit more work when I get to the migration stage. To make it a little easier, I use this little function to eliminate any hard-coded page IDs in navigation links or conditional statements:

    function get_ID_by_slug($page_slug) {
        $page = get_page_by_path($page_slug);
        if ($page) {
            return $page->ID;
        } else {
            return null;
        }
    }

    Then, whenever we need to call a function that requires a page ID, just pass it our new function.

    wp_some_function(get_ID_by_slug('any-page'));
  • December 10, 10:35 AM

    Display Full Images in RSS Feed with NextGen

    I’ve worked with a number of people who use the NextGen Image Gallery plugin for WordPress. A common problem that folks have with NextGen is that it doesn’t allow for full-size images to be displayed in an RSS feed. The user instead has to click through to the site to see the full images. If you don’t like that, you can use this code to make the full images show up!

    Eventually, I’ll be releasing this as a free WP plugin, but for now, by popular demand, I’m posting it here. Simply paste this code into your theme’s functions.php file (before the ?> at the end) and you should be good to go!

    //Change Thumbnails to Full Images in RSS feed
    function change_thumbs($content) {
    // See if we're dealing with a feed
    if (is_feed()) {
    // Strip out the parts of img src that lead to thumbnails
    $content = str_replace("thumbs/thumbs_", "", $content);
    $content = str_replace("width=\"208\"", "", $content);
    $content = str_replace("height=\"156\"", "", $content);
    }
    // Send the content on its way
    return $content;
    }
    // Add filters for RSS
    add_filter('the_excerpt_rss', 'change_thumbs', 20);
    add_filter('the_content', 'change_thumbs', 20);

    If you don’t feel comfortable mucking around in code, feel free to contact me for a quick quote to set this up on your site.

  • December 10, 09:00 AM

    I recently spent a little time developing a skin for the excellent VLC media player. The skin is designed to match the look of my favorite twitter app, DestroyTwitter. If you use VLC, you can download the skin here.

  • December 09, 10:36 PM

    Mega Drop Down Menus in WordPress

    I recently stumbled across this excellent tutorial for creating a nice mega dropdown menu using jQuery and standard CSS. This is an excellent choice for many sites from a usability standpoint, so I worked up some functionality to add this to a WordPress theme.

    Follow the tutorial to create your menu. When you’re finished, you’ll have a nice static menu. Now we can add some magic to link the menu to WordPress pages and sub-pages. Split the code for your menu into a separate PHP file (I called mine navigation.php) and use <?php include(navigation.php); ?> in your header.php file to call it. Then, paste the following function into either your navigation.php or your functions.php file.

    function print_subnav($parent_id) {
    $pages = get_pages('child_of=' . $parent_id);

    if(!empty($pages)) {
    echo '<div class="sub">';

    foreach($pages as $page) {
    if($page->post_parent==$parent_id) {

    echo '<ul>';
    $before = '<h2>';
    $after = '</h2>';
    echo '<li>' . $before . '<a href="' . get_page_link($page->ID) . '">' . $page->post_title . '</a>' . $after .'</li>';

    $grandchildren = get_pages('child_of=' . $page->ID);
    foreach($grandchildren as $grandchild) {
    echo '<li><a href="' . get_page_link($page->ID) . '#' . $grandchild->post_name . '">' . $grandchild->post_title . '</a></h2></li>';
    }
    }
    }
    echo '</div>';
    }
    }

    Now, you simply have to add a function call under each list item, taking the place of the div.sub block:

    print_subnav(121); //Use the page ID

    And there you have it, automatic child page navigation!

  • December 09, 10:20 PM

    Amazing.

    Kind of ridiculous that I’m having another go at blogging. But, this is a tumbleblog, so things may turn out different. Anyway, I’ll try to document my experiences working as a freelance web developer and graphic designer. Expect to see WordPress snippets, samples of work in progress, and general fun from the web.

    Let’s see if this goes anywhere, shall we?

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  • January 21, 01:53 PM

    Business Computers and Service

    BC&S contacted me to build an all-new website on the WordPress platform to replace their dated template-based site. The new site includes a blog from their expert engineer, pages detailing all of the services they offer, integrated content from Cisco, and an enhanced footer.
  • October 01, 09:36 AM

    Luther Bowl XLIV

    The Luther Bowl is an annual event involving seminaries from all over the United States. Each school fields a team for a day-long tournament of games. This year, I was asked to provide a design for the T-shirt that is sold to benefit students. The site evolved as a way to take pre-orders for the [...]
  • October 01, 05:44 PM

    Souhegan Valley Quilters Guild

    The Souhegan Valley Quilters Guild needed an online presence to advertise for their biannual quilt show, as well as to advertise upcoming events and provide membership information. Their new site includes an events calendar, an embedded Flickr gallery that guild members can post to, as well as information about their show.
  • April 27, 01:38 PM

    Seacoast Unions

    Seacoast Unions is intended as a site for booking Abe as a Justice of the Peace to perform wedding and civil union ceremonies. The site features resources for event planning, photos and testimonials, and a contact form for booking.
  • November 05, 01:10 PM

    Big Red Beard

    Jay from Big Red Beard Brewing Company contacted me to create a logo for his fledgling microbrew. The logo was inspired by his actual beard!
  • February 07, 01:22 PM

    Now is the Time Website

    Now is the Time is the theme of the current capital campaign at Christus Victor Lutheran Church. In addition to a variety of print projects, I produced this website for the campaign. It includes several videos I produced, as well as devotions and sermons written by the pastors and members of the congregation.
  • May 02, 11:11 AM

    African AID 5k

    The African AID 5k is an annual charity race event that supports children in Africa affected by the AIDS epidemic. This poster was used throughout the city to promote the event. The event logo was also used on T-shirts, signs and advertising.
  • July 12, 01:52 PM

    Messiah Lutheran Church

    Messiah needed a website that provided information for a variety of programs, events and services while still remaining easy to update for the church staff. This site integrates with the pastor’s blog and has such features as Facebook integration, automatic Google Maps driving directions, document distribution and events calendar.

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  • March 09, 03:35 PM

    LEGO sequencer builds sound in 3D

    [Yoshi Akai] built a sequencer that is part steampunk, part injection molded plastic. The LEGO sequencer MR II has eight steps in a loop that is manipulated by adding the colorful blocks to a green base plate. Each color corresponds to one particular sound which can be modified by building skyward. On the other side of things he’s added a beautifully crafted control area for knobs and switches. We didn’t see much info about what is inside the device so, watch the clip after the break and then feel free to start the speculation in the comments.

    This is a similar concept to the coin sequencer. From the picture above it seems the blocks have been altered and perhaps use light to identify the different blocks.

    [Thanks Fuzzthed via Westword]


  • March 05, 04:04 PM

    Dr. NakaMats Is the World's Most Prolific Inventor

    MMBK writes to share an interesting look at Dr. "NakaMats" Nakamatsu, mastermind behind a world-record 3,000 patents. The 81-year-old scientist has inventions like the "PyonPyon" spring shoes, the karaoke machine, and others. He's also at least partly to blame for things like the digital watch, the floppy disk, and CDs. "Dr. Nakamatsu harbors other ambitions too: in 2007, he took his penchant for political campaigning to a new level, becoming a candidate in the gubernatorial election in Tokyo, and the election for the Upper House. Although he failed to get a seat, Dr. NakaMats has other tricks up his sleeve. In 2005 he was awarded the Ig Nobel prize for Nutrition, for photographing and retrospectively analyzing every meal he has consumed during a period of 34 years (and counting). By the time he dies at the age of 144 (a goal he maintains with an elaborate daily ritual that rejuvenates his body and triggers his creative process), he intends to patent 6,000 inventions."

    Read more of this story at Slashdot.

  • March 04, 05:46 PM

    WANT: The Worlds Most Confusing Bookbag

    backpack-win.jpg This bookbag is so full of win the only way it could be any more so is if it came stuffed with airplane bottles. Or liquor-filled juiceboxes, if you're underage. OBAMA/SONIC/POTTER 2010 BABY! ....Wait, what? Picture Thanks to Julian, who wears one on each arm and is the coolest kid at school.
  • March 04, 11:17 AM

    Epic LEGO Star Wars Lightsaber Battle

    This is a very well made LEGO stop motion video that features your recommended daily allowance of not only plastic, but also lightsaber battles (a full 120%). You're gonna grow up strong and healthy after all! And to think your mom was convinced you were gonna be a runt! (She still is, don't tell her I told you). Youtube Thanks to Nabii, meeotch, mike469x and David B., who all take Geekologie ocularly to get their daily dosage of awesome.
  • March 03, 01:53 PM

    Uh-Huh: Darth Vader Riding A Cat Into Battle

    darth-on-cat.jpg Damnit, Darth, you're terrorizing the entire house. I swear, where's Luke riding a teacup pig when you need him? Haha, what do you mean he's in his room with Leia and the door's locked? Doesn't he know? No?! Holy shit this is gonna be hilarious! But first: I need for you to order one of those fake "always positive" pregnancy tests. Picture Thanks to sham, who will always be a sham-wow in my book.
  • March 03, 11:02 AM

    Lego arm moves slowly, rocks mightily (video)

    Lego arm moves slowly, rocks mightily (video)
    If you've made a Lego skull you're ultimately going to need some appendages to go with it, and Polish Lego-mistrz Paul (who goes by the handle Sariel) is the man behind this fully-articulated right arm. It uses a combination of electric motors and pneumatic valves that enable it to move... slowly. In a video embedded below that's overflowing with Marilyn Manson angst (turn down those speakers, office-bound readers) you can see it shambling from side to side and rotating at the wrist as the pneumatic fingers are actuated. The range of movement is impressive, but this thing looks about as easy to operate as a dockside crane and seems slightly less precise. Still, it's an impressive feat of plastic engineering; that it was whipped up over a weekend makes it even more so.

    Continue reading Lego arm moves slowly, rocks mightily (video)

    Lego arm moves slowly, rocks mightily (video) originally appeared on Engadget on Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:02:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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  • March 01, 06:46 PM

    Giant Slip and Slide

    Here is a tutorial on how to create a giant slip and slide. It takes a couple of friends and me about 3 different nights after work to complete.  As with anything, the more you do it the better you will get at it.  Truth be told, the end product is so awesome, I would still help put it together even...
    By: awsumpawsum

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  • February 26, 03:02 PM

    Ghostbusters Wii mod sets a new bar, proves that dreams do come true

    The Wii has seen its fair share of related modifications, and while our favorite Nintendo mod still has Pixar written all over it, this one just might take the cake for the Big N's freshest console. Created by an obviously obsessed (and über-talented) Ghostbusters fan, the Nintendo Wii Proton Pack is a fully functional device that beautifully complements the Wii version of the Ghostbusters video game. For those doubting the thought that went into this, take a listen: the Blue Power Cell accurately reflects how much power you have left, and the Thrower has been designed to covertly hold both the Wiimote and the Nunchuk. Better still, the Wiimote's internal speaker enables the pack to make true-to-film noises. Hit the source link to get a better look, but we'd recommend suiting up in your best 80s era, ghoul-busting garb before diving in.

    Ghostbusters Wii mod sets a new bar, proves that dreams do come true originally appeared on Engadget on Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:02:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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  • February 22, 10:03 AM

    Lego Crawler Town Is a Five-Star Post-Apocalyptic Resort

    Dave DeGobbi’s “Crawler Town” Lego creation is the place to stay in a post-apocalyptic world. But don’t take my word for it. Check out some of the amenities you and your little plastic family can enjoy:

    Crawler town roams the barren wastes of a post steam-punk world after cataclysmic climate change do to excessive coal use. Several such cities exist but Crawler town is the most popular due to the Aero 500 hydrogen fuel cell Air races that are held. Many people travel the wastes to Crawler town for vacation and to enjoy rare luxuries like Pizza, fresh vegetables and Beer. Traveling the wastes in search of minerals and aquifers (vital for survival) the mobility of the city keeps it away from the vicious sand storms of the wastes.

    Remember, death awaits you on every corner, so why not spend a few days escaping his clutches at Crawler Town?

    (Flickr via Brothers Brick via Gizmodo)

  • February 22, 10:13 PM

    Highly Impressive Crawler Town LEGO Build

    crawler-town.jpg This is 'Crawler Town', a rolling LEGO city built by Flickr user and skilled LEGOlier Dave DeGobbi. And, like Rome, it wasn't built in a day. OR SO THE HISTORY BOOKS SAY. They also don't mention alien subcontractors, but I have my doubts.
    Crawler town roams the barren wastes of a post steam-punk world after cataclysmic climate change do to excessive coal use. Several such cities exist but Crawler town is the most popular due to the Aero 500 hydrogen fuel cell Air races that are held. Many people travel the wastes to Crawler town for vacation and to enjoy rare luxuries like Pizza, fresh vegetables and Beer. Travelling the wastes in search of minerals and aquifers ( vital for survival) the mobility of the city keeps it away from the vicious sand storms of the wastes
    Good looking, Dave. Reminds me of the opposite of Water World. What would we call that, Land World? Mad Maxtopia? I dunno, but I do know the 2Pac video for 'California Love' is the shit. "As soon as I step on the scene, I'm hearin' hoochies screamin'." Oh yeah, I can relate. Wait -- are you bitches calling the cops?! I posted a couple more shots after the jump, but you should definitely hit David's Flickr gallery (with more shots coming soon) to appreciate the build in high-res. crawler-town-1.jpg crawler-town-2.jpg crawler-town-3.jpg DeGobbi's Flickr Gallery via Lego Crawler Town Makes Having a Tiny Yellow Head Totally Worth It [gizmodo]
  • February 17, 10:16 PM

    Yale students build spokeless bicycle in one semester, now looking for jobs

    Here's something that'll make you think twice before your next bike purchase -- the geniuses (genii?) at Yale University have built a pretty rad spokeless bicycle, which was somehow inspired by the lack of "pictures of a real spokeless bicycle online." Sure, strictly speaking it's just a half-done product due to time (one semester) and budget restraints, but that rear wheel -- driven by the pedals on its geared inner rim -- alone should be enough to make you gasp. Practical hipsters might even be able to fit an electric motor or some sort of container inside the wheel, although we're pretty content with the futuristic hollowness. Either way, the Yale grad who posted these photos is now available for hire, so pay him well and you can have it your way.

    Yale students build spokeless bicycle in one semester, now looking for jobs originally appeared on Engadget on Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:16:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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  • February 17, 09:00 AM

    What Would Mitch Hedberg Think Of This?


    Epic Kludge Photo - Escalator Not Stairs Here

    Submitted by: Andyman via Submit a Kludge!

    Favorite Comment: Fixer Liz says, “He’d tell the escalator to go around, because he cannot open the wall. It’s just flat.”

  • February 16, 11:27 AM

    Beats Me: World's Largest Lightsaber Fight?

    This is a video of a flashmob lightsaber fight that took place over the weekend at a mall in Britain. Now I'm not saying I would have screamed and soiled my pants had I been in the midst of all that, but I would have robbed the nearest jewelry store and blamed it on Luke Lightsaber over there.
    Over 100 Star Wars fans broke into an an massively epic lightsaber fight in Bristols Cabot Circus, a shopping mall in Bristol, England. The flashmob was organized online through facebook, and took place on February 13th 2010.
    Over 100 people is all it takes to be the world's largest lightsaber fight? I would have figured it would at least take 1,000. But what do I know about world records? Besides, oh I don't know, WORLD'S FASTEST LOVER! Aaaaand I'm good. Hit the jump for a longer, more professional video. Largest Lightsaber Fight EVER [slashfilm] Thanks to Victor, David and GuamOtoko, who are invited to come over and beat each other with wrapping paper tubes until one passes out.
  • February 15, 04:56 PM

    Number Scrabble - The Game (aka: Math Scrabble)

    Sick and Tired of ordinary Scrabble?  I'll bet you are.  We all know why, too.  It's "that friend".  You know the one.  It's game night and sooner or later you are reminiscing about games you played as a child with your grandmother, and someone foolishly pulls out the Scrabble.  For a move or two it...
    By: dan
  • February 15, 10:03 AM

    Not Enough Meat: Raptor Eats Cheerleader

    This is a video of the Toronto Raptor's mascot eating a cheerleader during the halftime show. Unfortunately, the mascot is one of those goofy inflatable suits and not an actual raptor, making it infinitely less cool than I had imagined before watching. Or buying this one-way ticket to Toronto. Dammit. Youtube Thanks to Chris, Jack, Johnny Crow, El Gabo, Jon and my brother Frank, who all agree there's not enough meat on a cheerleader's bones to make it worth the effort.
  • February 15, 01:29 PM

    The Octagon


    A group of terrorist ninjas have been wreaking havoc on the life of a wealthy woman named Justine (Karen Carlson), so she hires former karate champion Scott James (Chuck Norris) to be her bodyguard. Aiming to take down the group of dangerous thugs, who happen to be led by his rival Seikura (Tadashi Yamashita), James must start with their training ground, known as The Octagon. Will evil prevail? Or will James have the last word?
  • February 14, 02:41 PM

    Southwest Declares Kevin Smith Too Fat To Fly

    theodp writes "Kevin Smith is not a happy Southwest customer. The director was thrown off a flight from Oakland to Burbank, after being deemed too fat to fly. He later wound up on another Southwest flight, but has declared It's On and taken his rants to Twitter. 'Dear @SouthwestAir — I know I'm fat, but was Captain Leysath really justified in throwing me off a flight for which I was already seated?' he began. He also let the airline know he'd made it to his destination. 'Hey @SouthwestAir! I've landed in Burbank. Don't worry: wall of the plane was opened & I was airlifted out while Richard Simmons supervised.'"

    Read more of this story at Slashdot.

  • February 14, 06:26 PM

    Trick your ride: tank conversion


    If wheels aren’t your thing you should really consider this tank-tread retrofit. It comes with two ramps so that you can drive your car up onto the tread platform. At first we thought this worked by chaining the vehicle’s frame to the tread frame and transferring power through a tread-mill interface. That’s not the case, it seems the transmission needs to be disconnected from the wheels and joined with the tank mechanics. Don’t miss the video antics after the break.

    [via Digg]

  • February 15, 12:59 AM

    Lego Cubestormer robot solves Rubik's Cube in sub-12 second whirlwind (video)

    Robots born with the sole purpose of solving the Rubik's Cube are nothing new, but we're pretty sure we haven't seen one crack the code in under a dozen seconds before. The Cubestormer, which is built from a myriad Lego Mindstorm kits, recently took hold of the famous block and lined up every color without breaking a sweat. Oh, and did we mention that it took less than 12 seconds? It's worth noting again, either way. Hop on past the break and mash play to have your mind blown, not to mention your own intelligence insulted.

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  • February 15, 01:01 AM

    famous air force pranks (13 Comments)

    famous air force pranks

    - dipping your fellow soldier’s buzzcut in the inkwell
    - putting a thumbtack on the joint chiefs of staff’s chairs
    - blowing up the wrong uranium refinery!!

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