Emily Racer

kdrexin:

I  went into my stacks to get a document for the first time in a long time, and I found a document with this title. 

If your best friend doesn’t keep pics of boys you’ve liked looking unattractive then you have no best friend.

stayinbedgrowyourhair:

the gilda radner tag has been blowing up this week (for obvs reasons) and i’ve been discovering all kinds of awesome pics

rubenfeld:

brendangerous:

The answer is wifflin’ in the wind

Things I’m doing this summer. Things you should be doing this summer.

Y’all, we’re gonna kill this and I haven’t fully formed who y’all includes yet.

plannedparenthood:

Can we take a second to say THANK YOU from the bottom of our hearts, to all of you, for making our first couple of weeks here in the Tumblr-sphere so fun? We’re loving the comments, reblogs, and questions from you guys, so keep ‘em coming! We also appreciate the feedback you’ve been giving us about how to make our Tumblr even better. We’ve heard from a lot of you about the importance of making our Tumblr a safe space for folks across gender and sexual identities. To help make that happen, we’re going to be using some gender inclusive terms here. Here’s a quick rundown:

Gender refers to society’s expectations about how we should look, think, and act as girls and boys, women and men. It’s different from our sex, which is biological, and includes stuff like our genetic makeup, our hormones, and our physical parts (like our genitals). Gender identity is how we feel about our gender and gender expression is how we convey those feelings in the ways we dress, behave, speak, express ourselves, and more. 

Transgender is a gender identity that differs from conventional expectations based on a person’s biological sex. Transgender is a big term that can include lots of different bodies and identities. Some transgender folks have surgery and/or take hormones to alter their physical bodies to match their gender identity, and this process is often called transitioning. Transitioning can also mean changing your gender expression, using different pronouns, etc. 

Cisgender is a gender identity that is consistent with conventional expectations about a person’s sex. Cisgender refers to people who identify and present as the gender they were assigned at birth. 

If you haven’t thought about gender much, some of these ideas might seem really new and maybe a little confusing. We came across The Genderbread Person, a visual tool that helps explain some of these concepts. It’s just one of many gender models, and while it’s probably not perfect (some might say it’s  a little too binary. I mean what if you feel like you don’t fit anywhere on some of the spectrums?), it’s a good starting point in helping folks understand that people aren’t always just male or female. 

Thanks to all of you for making us better and smarter. We know this is just the beginning. 

- Your friends at Planned Parenthood Tumblr

Currently the best tumblr

Easily my favorite non-food or booze part of summer is hanging out in Prospect Park with my bicycle and a book or who are we kidding I mean podcasts.

paulhphillips:

Whoops!

No it came out thanks to Teen Mom and then Drex and me breaking ours out first. Your short term memory loss is probably alcohol’s fault though.

Blanche Devereaux (via damekatharsis)

(via haygirlhay)

Tony Hale got picked up by a van of probably gang members to probably beat and rape him on SVU, and I started crying.

What a surprisingly nice day outside today, right?

paulhphillips:

Here are a bunch of unexplained photos that I found in a folder on my desktop labeled “etc.” I feel like I saved them for a reason? So here they are. Also there were a LOT of NSFW pics in there in a folder called “DON’T OPEN THIS ON A PLANE” and I clearly need to stop drinking on/around aircraft

I miss that egg roll a lot. Look at that giant egg roll! I sent that photo to people like it was a pic of my child being adorable. Look at me in the driver’s seat of a car! Nothing else in this set is important.

At the end of this week, I am either buying a cool new bicycle that I can lock up on the street so I don’t have to take the stupid subway anywhere.

Or a dress covered in mirrors.

This is just a blog about how cool this French girl is and how mad I am at my parents for not getting me into motobike races when I was 6.

I’m supposed to get Mondays off to mtn bike, but I do not have Monday off this week because fucking Stephan has a modeling gig or whatever so I have to work. I do have one of the same days off as the underage French trials badass girl though, and I think I am going to take her around and get her reeeeeeeaaaaaal drunk.

• Me: [to two men walking the same pace on either side of the two lane walk/bikeway] Coming up! On your left! [ because I don't have a bell and the left is where you're supposed to pass people who should be on the right.]
• Guy on the right: [turns to face me] [Some garbage that I don't remember and about how I'm actually passing on the right of them even though I actually passed between them because they didn't move but at least they knew I was coming so stayed out of my way. Also he called me an idiot.]
• Me: [after squeezing though] [just fucking obscenities a fuckton of obscenities]
• You have to wait until you're past someone on foot to be super rude. That's really the only pedestrian rule. When I was 13, I pushed a fucking rude ass boy off his shitty bicycle and it was one of the most gratifying things I've ever done.

did you, as a child, look a lot like Kendall from Dance Moms? Because you look related and I hope this isn’t creepy but it’s uncanny.

Okay So I have to admit that I had to look this girl up. But I see it. In eye color and chin size only.

I was puffy growing up and now - also that nose, so no, not really. I have to say there’s a certain attitude that’s always been mine that she’s just not exuding. Namely

and

and 

Stephanie sent me #43 as a fan mail and not an ask, but I’ll answer it anyway. 

That’s a good one. That’s a very good one. The answer is and always will be that I make me the happiest though. I depend on me. It is terrific though to be as lucky and skilled as I have been at surrounding myself with great people who I care about and who are the best people and who make me feel like a more complete me. ya heard?

• 1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
• 2. Anyone crushing on you?
• 3. What is your relationship status?
• 4. Has anyone ever sang to you?
• 5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
• 6. Who do you text the most?
• 7. First person to text today?
• 8. What color are your eyes?
• 9. What is a compliment you receive often?
• 10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
• 11. Do you like your parents?
• 12. Do you secretly like someone?
• 13. Why did your last relationship end?
• 14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
• 15. Who was the last person you kissed?
• 16. Do you like funny people or serious people?
• 17. What are you listening to?
• 18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?
• 19. Are you happy right now?
• 20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be
• 21. Who makes you happiest right now?
• 22. Do you want to get married & have children one day?
• 23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
• 24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
• 25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
• 26. Are you crushing on someone?
• 27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
• 28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
• 29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
• 30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
• 31. Have you ever had your heart broken?
• 32. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
• 33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
• 34. Think any of your ex's feel the same?
• 35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
• 36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
• 37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
• 38. Do you believe in love at first sight?
• 39. Ever been given an engagement ring?
• 40. Do you want to get married?
• 41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
• 42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
• 43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
• 44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?
• 45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
• 46. Would you ever date your best male friend?
• 47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?
• 48. Do you regret any of your relationships?
• 49. Would you date an ex?

archaical:

Hehe

Nobody has jobs anymore, right?