Big Don's Collective

If I ever had the dis-pleasure of meeting myself I would totally kick my ass

Jungle DJ/Producer/Geek/Goof-off/Gamer/Pro Guitarist and Astronaut (the Astronaut one isn't true). I built the pyramids. I personally dug the Mississippi river. I wrote the Bible and I invented the slinky. I am a PC repairdork. I can walk on my hands but it tends to hurt my fingers. I don't like trees. They don't like me, either.
Thank you very much.

10 I wake up at the crack of dusk everyday and sit down at my computer and surf the web and play games. I do this until I need to eat or do some other mundane task. I continue until I can't keep my eyes open any longer and then I sleep...badly. Nightmares aren't fun anymore. 
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