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After ninety-five hours, I finally finished Fallout: New Vegas. I played it the way I play every role playing game: carefully allying with as many neutral and goody-goody factions as I can. Don’t make waves; only kill the bad people. By the time I was done with this hero business, flowers would sprout up all over the wasteland.
No such luck.
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The conclusion of my actions
It turns out that you can ride the line pretty easily through the bulk of the game. In the end, though, supporting one faction means doing very bad things to one or two of the others. This illustrated – perfectly to my mind – one principle of politics: our choices mostly range from bad to worse. I’m sure that there’s some way to finesse the game’s system to cue the sunshine and roses, but I didn’t find it. Frankly, it’s more realistic this way.
Mr. House at least seemed to care about the locals. The NCR only cared about securing Hoover Dam, and extending their reach further east. The legion, of course, was noxious. You don’t get too many points for banning drugs and alcohol if you’re also keeping child slaves. The Great Khans seem to be the whipping boy of the Fallout universe. They’re unlucky, constantly savaged by enemies, and always moving away from more dominant powers.
Considering the state of the world, Mr. House seemed to be doing pretty well. Maybe the optimal outcome would have unfolded if I took control of New Vegas. House was self interested, to be sure, but I’m a courier-cum-bloodthirsty-sharpshooter who’s spilled more blood than the legion. I’ve disconnected more heads from bodies than a French guillotine. I’m not fit to manage the affairs of a state. I really appreciate Yes Man‘s helpful demeanor toward that end, but heroic or not: I’m a monster. Don’t give me power.
At least, that’s how I see my character: The courier is tough as nails, yes, and surely possessed of a moral center. But no matter how well-intentioned a body may be, the courier is broken. Too many hours were spent in the wasteland. So many caps were spent on weapons and a metric ton of shell casings were expended killing the vicious and desperate. Does that really constitute a happy ending?
I’ll take my bittersweet conclusion. It fits. The courier made the best of a bad lot, was thrown into an impossible situation, and had to choose from the available options. Such is life in the Mojave wasteland. You never know what’s going to happen next.
A recent Cracked article, 5 Ways We Ruined the Occupy Wall Street Generation, got passed around by my Gen-X peers. It’s a hell of a read, and another reminder that some of the most insightful pop-culture analysis comes from what was formerly a low-rent MAD Magazine.
You need to read the piece to fully appreciate how thoroughly we’ve set the stage for our spectacular, slow-motion failure. Worse, we can’t pin this one on a papier-mâché donkey or elephant. It’s a game of follow the leader where everyone’s lined up and walking in a circle. I certainly played my part. I fancy myself a free thinker, but I parrot enough shit masquerading as faux-profound to be culpable.
Occupy _______
One reason why I’ve become so enamored by the Occupy Wall Street movement can be symbolized by – hands-down – the best quote in that article, a virally circulated (though unattributed) conversation:
Me: I just get so pissed off by the older generation.
Therapist: Why?
Me: Because when I grew up, we were force fed the idea that if we didn’t want to be ‘flipping burgers at McDonalds’ then we better go to college.
Therapist: And?
Me: And now we’ve gone to college, have degrees, can’t get a damn job, and the same people call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers!
Therapist: Touche.
Here’s what we did wrong (along with my personal take), but please, read the original piece.
- We made our youth ashamed to take jobs that involve manual labor.
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water. That’s a quote from John Gardner, by the way. Remember that flipping burgers bit above? It’s a fancy way of saying that we’ve scorned commoner work. That’s for serfs. We’ve gone all job-snob on the backbone of our nation’s infrastructure. - We implied that college would naturally lead to a good job.
Which resulted in flooding the educational market. We, sometimes subtly, sometimes arrogantly, expressed that laborous work is only fit for the likes of Jimbo Jones. With tons of kids in college – many of whom would probably love to be tradesmen - we generated educational inflation that gave rise to diploma farms. - We added seven years to being a teenager.
What did we expect? They’re living at home longer because they have to go to school. Hell, even if they’re employed, that’s no guarantee they can cover their expenses. The pathetic man-child archetype is a common, modern gag for a reason. - We created the notion that entertainment has no monetary value.
Napster. Torrenting. Yeah, we have our reasons. Rationalizations are readily on hand. And yeah, it drove the technologies that my family now rely upon for entertainment, namely NetFlix and Hulu. But it’s been harrowing, difficult, and a big legal hassle. Feeling entitled? Yeah, I’m feeling entitled. I did my part to wreck the entertainment industry, just like the industry itself did theirs. - We removed every reason possible to go outside.
We used to go outside, not because we were really concerned with our health, but because that was the only place to do fun stuff. Hell, I’m from among the first generation of computer users. I experienced this first-hand without the internet. I spent late nights typing ship-routes into my local BBS’ game of Trade Wars. That and a lousy diet go hand in hand. We accidentally developed technologies – industrial food processing loaded with salt and sugar, and wicked cool video games (among others) – that would make it very difficult for you to motivate yourself to keep in shape and eat right. Now we have an obesity epidemic and record levels of diabetes.
Your welcome
So that’s the five, and it makes me queasy. We’re deep inside a spectrum of a yet-to-be-written date-range that describes this period. It’s hard to see social change from the inside. Some are for this thing, some against that other thing, but it feels like so much flailing of the arms while careening into a deep hole.
When the eventual reckoning materializes, we’ll wrench our guts, stick to our guns, and accept or oppose the new values-package, whatever it ends up looking like. The next technological/infrstructural New Deal will be argued about for decades, just like the last one.
The generational component cannot be understated, even though I’m far from understanding it. All I know is that the largest birth cohort in American history appears to have gone off its nut, and many of us who came after it are scratching or nodding our heads, respectively.
I feel as though a bunch of institutions, through no fault of their own, have set up a complex path of dominoes that they wish to admire in some pristine, untouched state. A bunch of jobless, desperate, and increasingly angry toddlers are stretching their flicking fingers, though, and I have no good answers for them. Only an “I’m sorry” before I watch more of the things fall down.
A few weeks into my Fitocracy fitness regimen, I got an achievement: I Seem to be lost.
It was a reward for running 20 miles over the course of using Fitocracy. Naturally, I got slightly philosophical. Why yes, I do seem to be lost.
American physical fitness styles are a special kind of lost. We love our nutty diets and way-too-specific exercise regimens guaranteed to make you lose 30 pounds in 2 days and create washboard-stomachs in 20 minutes. There’s a lot of shit-wading to do before discovering the only regimen that works reliably for everyone: Eat less and exercise.
I’ve been doing that for a while, but now I’m running like a nut. This is ironic because, after golf, it was the outdoor activity that I scratched my head about the most. I mean…you’re just run. What the hell?
Now I realize that it’s about much more: rhythm, endurance, focus, breathing, and injuries.
We were once the greatest endurance runners on earth. We didn’t have fangs, claws, strength or speed, but the springiness of our legs and our unrivaled ability to cool our bodies by sweating rather than panting enabled humans to chase prey until it dropped from heat exhaustion. Some speculate that collaboration on such hunts led to language, then shared technology. Running arguably made us the masters of the world.
So how did one of our greatest strengths become such a liability? “The data suggests up to 79 percent of all runners are injured every year,” says Stephen Messier, the director of the J. B. Snow Biomechanics Laboratory at Wake Forest University. “What’s more, those figures have been consistent since the 1970s.” Messier is currently 11 months into a study for the U.S. Army and estimates that 40 percent of his 200 subjects will be hurt within a year. “It’s become a serious public health crisis.”
That’s from The Once and Future Way to Run, by Christopher McDougall. He breaks a few things down: It’s not about whether you’re barefoot, have fancy sneakers, or special surfaces. It’s about form.
The author mentions the running habits of the Tarahumara Indians, who incorporate a soft stride – landing on the balls of their feet – rather than landing on their heel. It’s such a simple thing, but it makes such a world of difference, and no fancy gimmicks are required.
Giving earlier-me a break
I’m fond of bashing earlier-me. There’s so much in my past to shake my head at. Clumsy interpersonal relationships, lack of focus, laziness – the accounts would unfurl onto the floor like Santa Claus consulting the naughty list. But: Every now and then, I discover something that changes the shape of the stories I tell about myself.
In youth, for almost a decade (though not completely consecutive), I studied the martial arts. It was a rare form of Karate called Uechi Ryu. My father and I both studied together. Before quitting, I attained my second degree black belt; but whatever. I did well enough, I suppose.
To be brutally honest, though, compared to most of my peers, I was somewhat sloppy, less motivated, less confident, and more timid. Sure, there were plenty of times that I gave it my all, but there were so many lazy moments that I can only blame on adolescence and my anti-rose-colored glasses.
I often lament earlier-me, but I have to believe that I was a better student than I remember. Hell, I failed my first black belt test, re-trained and then obtained it on the next go round. I could have just quit in frustration, right?
Reality trumps stories
Here’s the thing. I have some very potent memories of the following:
- The smell of feet. The shoe room at a martial arts studio is a scent I’ll not soon forget.
- Being drenched with sweat. Form be damned. If nothing else, I got one hell of a workout. Even my lousy diet couldn’t defeat the fact that I was getting some excellent cardiovascular workouts on a regular basis.
- I was always standing on the balls of my feet. To this day, I have strong calves and leg muscles. This is because Uechi Ryu requires that you never be truly flat footed. Some of the Kata stances may appear that way, but all pivoting happens on the balls of the feet, and all movement happens right there – at the front of the foot.
Which brings me back to that running thing. How those Indians run? Yeah, that’s how I run. I hadn’t even realized it until I read the article. All those sparring exercises, all those jogs around the dojo, all those countless other exercises I can barely remember… we pivot on the forefoot and keep the pressure off our heels.
I often remark about humanity’s cognitive failures. It’s nice to reflect that sometimes, purely by an accident of history, you can do the right thing. I wonder what other aspects of current-me were born in earlier-me that I so often carelessly disregard?
Protesting, picketing, agitation – all that stuff – well, it’s been with us for a very long time. Though the authorities among us would prefer that we were solemn, quiet, and dignified, the truth is that solemnity doesn’t do a hell of a lot to change things.
Women in Chicago being arrested for wearing one piece bathing suits, without the required leg coverings. 1922 (Found on epic4chan, among other places)
Assuming that this picture is not apocryphal, it serves as a reminder that damned near everything we take for granted – all those thoroughly normal, uncontroversial things in life – well… they were controversial.
Apparently, you just have to look back far enough. We hold on to so many normal things, unaware that the most trivial among them was a thing to be fought for. It’s something worth keeping in mind among the very important protests happening at the moment.
If anyone has more information about this picture, I’d love to learn more.
With a few exceptions, the story of my life has been one of instant gratification. Blame society, blame parents, blame myself, blame my own unique cocktail of Reasons. In the end, I’m just lazy, but in a general and common way.
I’m lazy enough to put off what I know will help me today. But I’m not so lazy that I haven’t taken the odd side-class or put genuine effort into learning stuff. Nothing new, there.
I’m sure it’s familiar to many of us. Lately, the thought surfaces because so much of my time has been filled with the structured pursuits of a modern, American father. Unless you’re hanging out at Moe’s Tavern every night, life is very fucking busy. And if you’re hanging at Moe’s, why are you married?
A job became a career. A hobby became a pursuit. And general healthfulness evolved into the focused variety. The question, as always, is how long can I maintain?
The line graph of pursuits over the course of my life swerves up, down, and all around. Consistency has not been my friend. We fight from time to time. It’s a dysfunctional marriage with the part of myself sitting on a beanbag and horking chips in my mouth while Adult Swim is airing content.
But screw that guy. I care more about Future Me. That’s the Me that’s just a dream; an odd idea. I’ve neglected that guy for a while.
On the fitness front, I’ve been using Runkeeper and Fitocracy to keep data in front of my face: this is what you’re doing. Don’t quit this, you lazy ass.
Professionally, my work’s task-lists in front of my face to an insane degree (more on that in the future). I track what’s coming and what I’ve done. Again, it’s as if to say: don’t screw around; look at all that work you did yesterday.
But no pats on the head, yet. Or ever. How much of this is a function of crises-driven life-stage anxiety? Each of us stares into the void differently. Moreso, though, each of us is a different person staring into the void. There are multiples of multiples; plenty of ways to fear, and cope with, the anticlimax at the end.
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So I’m perfecting the art of busying myself until that end. I’d like Future Me to look back on Present Me with a little more fondness than I have in the past. That requires tools, bits of inspiration, and well grounded advice you can’t find in a Time fluff piece.
But, if you want to get a firm handle on why it’s so damned hard to reach our dreams, watch this. It’s three and a half minutes long, and beyond educational.
The universe is expanding. We know that much. But we don’t know why, since the gravitational force of all these galaxies should be pulling things together. Albert Einstein used what he considered to be a cheat: the cosmological constant, which was a fancy way of Einstein saying “the universe is in equilibrium, but I don’t quite buy how or why.”
From the Chandra Observatory site. A decent picture of what we *think* the energy distribution of the universe may look like.
Well, time passes and the engine of discovery continues to fire. A nobel prize was recently awarded to a few proud eggheads who think they’ve discovered dark energy.
The concept of dark energy emerged in 1999 as a way to explain the fact that the expansion of the universe, once thought to be slowing ever since the big bang about 13.7 billion years ago, was accelerating. That resurrected the idea of a cosmological constant, introduced by Einstein more than 80 years ago as a “fudge factor” to explain why the universe then appeared to be in equilibrium, rather than being pulled together by gravity.
A few years later, however, astronomer Edwin Hubble discovered that the universe was not in stasis, after all, but was expanding. There was no “constant.” Einstein condemned his own idea as “my greatest blunder.”
But in the 1990s, astronomers found ways to use supernovae as cosmic “standard candles” whose luminosity could be analyzed to track the history of the universe’s expansion as far back as 9.8 billion light-years.
That led to the 1999 discovery that the expansion of the universe was accelerating rather than slowing. There had to be some “repulsive force” overcoming the gravity that should have been causing the universe to come together.
Astronomers called the force dark energy, and “it mimics the cosmological constant,” said Michigan Technological University astronomer Robert J. Nemiroff. Einstein may have been right after all.
(The Washington Post, January 12, 2006)
I can’t do this subject a lick of justice, so watch this video:
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Einstein may have been right all along. Pretty cool stuff. It’s just like science to get our hopes up, dash them, get them up again, dash them again, and then get our hopes up again. The process may seem annoying, but I find it to be a hell of a ride.
Now, let’s sit back and wait for the 42,000 revisions of this observation over the next 500 years. Science!
I almost forgot it’s Coming Out Day. It’s the day when we celebrate tolerance, acceptance, and George Takai. I only wish he could have been the first openly gay captain in Starfleet.
Anyway: Here’s John Waters on the subject – as warm and funny as ever. Apparently, coming out is square.
Back in my temping days, I wasn’t what you’d call organized. I may have been in the top tier of the temp-pool, but my assignments rarely required exceptional organizational skills. I was a geek, typed fast, and did my my job. That was enough. Sure, I was good.
But, I keep this in perspective. Kelly Services was generally content when workers showed up on time, sober, and wearing pants. The bar was set pretty low.
Well, this job requires organizational skills at a magnitude I never would have predicted. In the beginning, I didn’t have them. I was years into my job and nearly halfway into my thirties before I finally figured it out.
Focused on Words
Do this: Think of some important thing. It’s happening next week. It’s a thing you need to write down. In any complex job, there are hundreds of things like that. Sometimes, long-form writing or editing is the important thing. It all amounts to a few words you need to capture.
All our whiz-bang technologies can help. Smartphones take dictation, allow you to manage calendars, keep up on email, and blah, and blah, and blah. But, unless you have an expensive smartphone (likely built by Apple), expect delays, crashes, and general frustration. Notebook PC’s are great, too. But, even with an SSHD, they’re slow to start and besides, now you have to deal with an Operating System. I hate those things.
I have to get my thoughts down, like, now. I don’t have time for booting things, and…what the hell is this dialog box? No, I didn’t want that.
I would prefer to write with a stick on wet beach-sand before using my netbook or android to take down notes. I don’t have much time. Too much can go wrong. All I have to worry about, with the former, is the rising tide.
But, the main reason to avoid my smartphone and netbook is that they provide instantly accessible distractions. Games. Internet. Mucking around with an interface. There’s too much to do other than write.
Capture and File
Assuming I don’t want to live only with a yellow tablet and a pen, I ask three questions when considering any new tech:
- How easily can I capture my thoughts?
- How simply can I file them?
- How basic is the tool?
For a while, nothing passed the test. My Moleskine and favorite pencil were just fine. However, two technologies insinuated them into my life that I can no longer do without.
Livescribe Smartpen
The Livescribe Echo and some accessories. Very quickly, it's become a fixture of my professional life.
In the brief time I’ve owned my Livescribe Echo smartpen, it has become an invaluable tool. Why? Because now I can take notes, capture audio, and everything’s synchronized. Those notes can be digitally saved, and I can even create a PDF that embeds everything inside. It’s a little hard to fully appreciate without seeing it in action, but check out this video.
If you attend meetings, I can’t stress just how powerful this tool is. You never need to bring a laptop again. Just write down the keywords, capture everything, and then produce notes after the fact. There’s no racing to keep up with things because it’s all recorded.
Sure, you say, it can do all that. But, there’s got to be a lot of work on the backend to make it look as easy as in that video. Nope. At least, not yet. I’ve encountered no problems extracting data from the smartpen. I can even cut the audio (it’s in simple MP4 format) if that’s my desire. It’s stupidly easy to select the pages I want, and then save it as a PDF. It integrates with Google Docs and Evernote, too. The key here is that you don’t get caught up in snags after using it.
Alphasmart Neo
I used to type on my netbook when out and about, but then I started to feel like a sucker. Remember all that talk of mine about distractions? Oh neat! I can get on the internet! I should check my email. Now Facebook. Ooooh, it’s Windows. I wonder if I can get DOSbox to work…
To hell with that. The Alphasmart Neo can’t do that. It has no 3G. It has noWiFi. It has no games. It has only a lone USB jack and an infrared comm port (that I’ve never used). All you get are a few lines of LCD text to view. You can’t bold. You can’t italicize. Shit, man, all you can do is write.
The keyboard is almost full-sized and has a pleasing tactile response. It runs on AAA batteries that last longer than your Kindle. If you need to write something…say, after taking all those cool notes, there’s no better option. Other Alphasmart models let you do more, but avoid them. The point is to finish that paper, not play solitare.
Screw Convergence
Convergence is the word everyone talks about. A little thing that goes in your pocket, that does everything? Meh. What gets me excited are dedicated tools with a single purpose, executed beautifully.
When the objective is to remain on task, the last thing you need is a piece of technology that does everything. It’s a bug, not a feature.
Since I’m consolidating my blogging efforts, let me establish some basics. I’ve been an administrative assistant for the last eight-plus years. Before that, I lived the life of a wandering ronin. I’m sorry, a temp. I get those confused. I presume that both involve a lot of light typing.
Over the years, my abilities have evolved. The geek within me ensures that I sprinkle a dash of computer nerd on everything. This has produced some unique DIY attempts to fix annoying problems. Some fail, but others succeed. I’ll be sharing some of those.
In my world, this basic administrative aid is married to science, working as I do at a research lab. I’m an scientific, admin-assisting, grantwriting, manuscript proofreader, uh, jack of all… Hey, what the hell am I?
What the hell I’m not
A receptionist or secretary. I’ll take generic old “Assistant” over any of that. It at least has the benefit of being accurate, rather than unintentionally insulting. No offense to those roles; we all have our place. But, with hard work, I sidled my way out of those roles, and since I don’t answer the phones or live at a filing cabinet, it doesn’t seem fair.
That said, I can’t blame people for what amounts to labeling errors. As a title, Administrative Assistant is so vague that it’s practically useless. Across and within organizations, the duties of an AA are insanely context sensitive and vary wildly.
In addition to familiar sounding paperwork tasks, I also help coordinate grant submissions and do proofreading and layout for submitting manuscripts to publishers. Visit payscale.com and search to your ass off. you won’t find a job listing that matches more than two or three of my core responsibility. Perhaps I haven’t struck upon the perfect alchemy of keywords, but I’ve sure tried a lot of them.
Leah Verre posted a link to “So You Want To Be a Producer.” It’s a great episode of Extra Credits, and while it addresses what game producers are expected to do, I was surprised to discover just how much of those same skills are required to be a good admin assistant. Give it a watch for some bonus perspective.
Personally, I’ve learned to slightly de-emphasize the Administrative part. Then I put ASSISTANT in all-caps. Let the word “Coordinator” roll around in your head and you begin to get the picture. We are process-focused and try to see the full trail that links beginning to end.
Pro hacking tip: It's easy to go paperless if you just scan and/or shred everything in sight. (CC Image courtesy of Rosmary at Flickr)
The hacking part
It’s possible to be a completely competent AA without employing any special tricks. I know more than a few old school admins, with basic computer skills, who burn through work as fast (or faster) than their younger, tech-saavy counterparts. They’re experienced and have perfected the art of doing one damn thing after another, plus, they aren’t sneaking in Farmville sessions (amazing how that affects overall productivity).
AA’s are on the banks of a river, and each stepping stone leads to the next, and that’s how we cross the river. Heads’ down, we look at the next stone in the line. We focus on the horizon only when we must think strategically. Otherwise, we lose our focus and get bogged down in worry and minutia. We zoom out, then zoom right back in because each project has a hundred subtasks. We change our frame of reference as the situation warrants.
My aim is to fuse that old-school single-tasking with tech that just works. Over the course of an average year, I’ll try a few new things out. Many won’t make the cut. This is because my core questions are: Does it work? Is it fast? What’s the point, exactly? If the answers are no, no, and huh?, then it gets the boot.
So, The Long Game will change once more. It’ll be all the usual mystification about the cosmos and our species’ collective cognition issues. But, it will also include process tricks, neat desktop tools, and really sweet pens. It’ll have a dash of Lifehacker, but aimed at we science AA’s. More on that in my upcoming posts.
As a precondition for access to content at The Long Game, you are required to take the following ethics and sensitivity training course. Our apologies for omitting this requirement, as unforeseen administrative milestones took precedence.
For each of the following hypothetical situations, please select one or more appropriate choices. After you have completed this short sample battery, you will be sent, via U.S. mail, the additional 430 page survey. Completion of this course is not optional. Please post your answers in the comments below.
#1 : Sexual Harrassment
Jill returns from a meeting and needs to find out the status of a financial report evaluation that was conducted by Arthur. After informing him that the evaluation is needed immediately, how should Arthur respond?
- “Almost done, sweetcakes. Sit that pretty ass down and I’ll get these evals to you immediately.”
- “I’d be happy to go over the evaluations. Why don’t you make yourself useful and check us in at the motel across the street. We only need an hour.”
- “I am nearly completed with these evaluations. After which, I am happy to deliver them to you promptly, and in a completely non-threatening manner.”
- “I’m not wearing pants.”
CORRECT ANSWER(S): 3. It is vital that we treat people civilly, demonstrate that we value their time, and refrain from sexual innuendo no matter how hard it hurts.
#2 : Violence in the Workplace
Recently, a few of the staff learned that Annie suffered through an ugly break-up. Others have learned that her ex-boyfriend is making threatening phone calls to her at work. After a very disturbing conversation wherein her ex- threatened to “deal with this, myself”, a few of the staff tossed around some ideas for dealing with this problem. Which are the most appropriate?
- Kindly ask the ex-boyfriend to refrain from shouting so much when he’s talking to Annie as others are trying to work. They can’t think straight over the alternating sounds of shouting and sobbing.
- Form a vigilante group and hunt the ex-boyfriend down. Later, string him up and set fire to his genitals.
- Give Annie some voice-masking equipment so she can make threatening phone calls back to her ex-boyfriend. This way, she can freely threaten arson and increase her self confidence.
- Inform Human Resources of what is happening. Ask that they inform security and/or hire The Equalizer.
CORRECT ANSWER(S): 4. It is vital that the appropriate channels are used when something of this nature occurs. In the mean time, 1 is useful if deadlines are looming.
#3 : Antisocial Behavior
Andrea returns from lunch to find her office-mate, Jim, in a curious state. His window is open, and a row of cinder-blocks is arranged on the sill. A filmy ball gag rests in a pool of spit on his desk blotter. Next to that is a blood soaked carving knife and a hacksaw. A slow trickle of blood is flowing from his desk’s mini-fridge. Andrea is concerned that this might be a sign of inappropriate behavior. What should she do?
- Inform Jim that it is against company policy to install mini-friges at a desk.
- Inform Jim that it is not appropriate to dismember the front office secretary, and then cut her into cubes and stored in his mini-fridge.
- Gently inform Jim that the temporary staff are not to be stripped naked, gagged, and ritually hazed.
- Politely request that Jim exercise proper attention to cleanliness and sop up the errant blood dotting his cubicle.
- Tell Jim to be a little bit more careful when dropping cinder blocks out the window and on to the neighboring middle school playground.
- Inform Human Resources that Jim is exhibiting broadly anti-social tendencies. Also be sure to inform HR that he mutilates live cats in the cubicle. The tortured feline screams and fountains of blood are somewhat distracting.
CORRECT ANSWER(S): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. It is important to obey company rules and keep distractions to a minimum in order to be more sensitive to the needs of others in the office.
What Have We Learned?
We’ve learned that, if we work together, we can work harmoniously in large organizations. With the proper use of stale, boilerplate, hypothetical situations, we can effectively fix these problems. Additionally, we’ve learned that online ethical training courses are like a crash course in elementary comedy writing.
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- Apr 2007 - PresentAdministrative Assistant IV / Benaroya Research InstituteProvide executive-level administrative for the entire Immunology Program, which includes four PI's.
Serve as the lead administrative person for scientific support, training new employees on more technical processes, and acting as an informal, shadow-helpdesk member for fellow administrators.
I write process and instructional documentation for all labs serviced and keep detailed records about all administrative matters. Mine is a paperless office.
Coordinate activity for (and help prepare) grant and manuscript submissions for all PI's, PostDocs, and Graduate students
Assist with scientific illustrations, presentations, and poster production for submission on behalf of the senior scientists.
Assist with PO processing, calendar maintenance, and assorted minor, though essential, minutia.
Manage a high-profile lecture series, including travel arrangements, room scheduling, dining & entertainment, and expense processing. - Jun 2006 - Mar 2007Administrative Assistant III / Benaroya Research InstituteProvided executive-level administrative assistance for four scientists' labs.
Authored process and instructional documentation for all labs serviced.
Designed and produced 50th anniversary promotional poster/timeline.
Prepared numerous grants, manuscripts and scientific illustrations for submission on behalf of the senior scientists.
Created extensive process documents, refined existing methods, and trained people in one-on-one settings.
Managed a high-profile lecture series, including travel arrangements, room scheduling, dining & entertainment, and expense processing.
Published quarterly internal newsletter and other promotional materials; included layout, proofreading, technical writing, photography and coordination. - Apr 2003 - May 2006Administrative Assistant II / Benaroya Research InstituteProvided executive-level administrative assistance for three scientists' labs.
Authored process and instructional documentation for all labs serviced.
Prepared numerous grants, manuscripts and scientific illustrations for submission on behalf of the senior scientists.
Managed a high-profile lecture series, including travel arrangements, room scheduling, dining & entertainment, and proper expense processing.
Created extensive process documents, refined existing methods, and trained people in one-on-one settings.
Published quarterly internal newsletter and other promotional materials; included proofreading, technical writing, and coordination.
Performed front desk reception duties as needed. - Sept 2002 - Mar 2003Various Administrative / Kelly ServicesGenerated templates, refined processes, manipulated graphics and typeset business card orders in a high-volume capacity for numerous government agencies (Lighthouse for the Blind).
Managed the scheduling of the conference rooms, facilities, equipment and catering orders (VMMC).
Managed and transferred art assets for a large graphic design team (Bon/Macy's). - Aug 2001 - Aug 2002Office Assistant / Database Technician / Uniform Medical PlanTrained employees in the use of a new member database.
Developed methodology and documentation for and entered information into new member database; filled out bug reports and reported/resolved all data problems within the new system.
Created and maintained ad-hoc Excel and Access databases as needed; imported and exported data in a variety of formats.
One of the principal workers on the layout and production of the 2002 Medical Benefits Catalog. - Oct 2000 - Jul 2001Program Assistant / Harborview Medical CenterServed as the secondary administrative contact for the Managed Care department, performing various support duties as needed.
Developed a managed care intranet portal, linking to critical documents and templates as well as relevant RSS news feeds.
Built extensive workload-reporting system for tracking forms along their path through the department; also developed instructional documents.
Established templates and mailing lists for all departmental correspondence. - Apr 2000 - Sept 2000Systems Administrator / Nordstrom CorporationProvided internal technical support for the ABT Results Management software as well as establishing metrics and standards for employee time reporting.
Documented new and existing processes and methodology.
Worked to synchronize existing Access databases with ABT Results Management software.
Developed documentation and trained individuals on the use of in-house time management tools. - May 1998 - Mar 2000Project Assistant / Nordstrom CorporationSupported 100+ people (including 25 managers) in the Systems Development group; executed reports and ensured timely and accurate communications.
Provided internal technical support for the ABT Results Management software as well as establishing metrics and standards for employee time reporting.
Documented new and existing processes and methodology.
Helped to develop a pilot request management system for the development team.
Performed extensive technical writing and managed version control and auditing of both the functional requirements and specifications.
Developed documentation and trained individuals on the use of in-house time management tools. - Jul 1996 - Apr 1998Project Coordinator / American ExpressThis was a long-term temporary assignment through Kelly Services.
Responsible for administratively supporting 100+ people in the IDS Systems Development group.
Entered data into and maintained a Project Workbench database system.
Designed, built and managed an extensive, macro driven Excel based workload reporting system. Generated extensive process documentation and logical flowcharts for the system.
Created Lotus Notes based documentation system; trained individuals to use system. - Jan 1996 - Jun 1996Database Designer / Twin Cities RISE!This was a mid-term temporary assignment through Dolphin Employment Agency.
Managed a program database and generated functional specifications for the use of the system.
Responsible for general technical support and remote access server maintenance.
Performed assorted, basic clerical duties. - Mar 1995 - Jan 1996Graphic Designer / Skyway PrintThis was a mid-term temporary assignment through Kelly Services.
Was responsible for all in-house desktop publishing duties.
Served as an ad-hoc liaison between managers and their clients.
Performed data conversions; aided in post-production.
Responsible for all in-house logo creation and branded paper-products. - 1993 - Feb 1995Administrative Assistance / Various Temporary AgenciesThe bulk of my work was attained through either Kelly Services or Dolphin Employment Agency while living in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Various clerical and administrative assistant assignments. - 1992 - 1993Administrative Assistant / Ford Motor Credit CompanyThis was my first *real* job following my graduation from high school. I performed myriad administrative tasks for a regional office that, essentially, processed automotive financing applications.
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"Mass Effect is the first blockbuster franchise in the postmodern era to directly confront a godless, meaningless universe indifferent to humanity. Amid the entertaining game play, the interspecies romance, and entertaining characters, cosmological questions about the value of existence influence every decision. The game is about justifying survival, not of mere intelligent life in the universe, the Reapers are that, but of a kind of intelligence. Therein the triple layered question – What value does galactic civilization bring to the universe; What value does humanity bring to galactic civilization, and What value do I bring to humanity – forces the player to recontextualize his or her participation in the experiment of existence."
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Think of the Big Issues in your favorite series. Whether it is realistic science explaining humanoid life throughout the galaxy, or dealing with FTL travel, or the ethical ambiguity of progress, or even the very purpose of the human race in our universe, Mass Effect has got it. By virtue of three simple traits – its medium, its message, and its philosophy – Mass Effect eclipses and engulfs all of science fiction's greatest universes. Let me show you how.
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As a vessel for an epic science fiction narrative, the medium of action-adventure game affords three immediate advantages – setting, casting, and emotional involvement.
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The first advantage, setting, involves the portrayal of alien species and alien worlds with ease.
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Because they are filmed with human actors, series like Star Trek and Star Wars leverage mostly human and very humanoid (vulcan, bajoran, betazoid) characters. Even though we are told humans are only one race among many, we somehow always end up running the galaxy and living everywhere. All the important characters who get the most screen time are human beings.
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Run around the Citadel and you'll be damned if you find more than two or three humans out of hundreds of citizens milling about, shopkeepers hocking their wares, and government officials eyeing you suspiciously. The entire government of the galaxy, known as the Council, is run by non-humans. The majority of characters on screen at any given time are alien. Being able to render any race with equal ease means that as a human, you truly feel like the minority species we are.
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Second, the ability to customize the cast of Mass Effect is only possible with a video game.
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I can't very well rewatch all of Star Trek: The Next Generation with a female Picard of Middle Eastern descent who grew up on a space station. Mass Effect gives me that option with Shepard.
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Third, and for the sake of narrative, perhaps the most intriguing, is the player involvement in ethical decision making.
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The critical difference is the duration and scale of the consequences of the decisions made in Mass Effect.
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First, decisions are not a function of gameplay but of narrative.
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Second, decisions are persistent through each installment in the series.
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Further, each decision is clouded by an insufficient amount of information. Players often act in the dark, evaluating and analyzing the he-said-she-said of characters whose motivations are rarely selfless or noble.
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A prime example is that even during rousing speeches, the player is able to make on-the-fly decisions that alter the pathos of Shepard's rhetoric.
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During an interview I had with Daniel Erickson, lead writer for Star Wars: The Old Republic, he revealed two key elements of BioWare's process that makes their games ideal for ethical exploration.
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The first is that quality voice acting triggers complex emotional responses in players. The second is that allowing players to choose their next line in conversation based on emotion, not the precise words written down, creates a huge level of investment by the player in the main character.
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Other media ask you to evaluate and observe the decisions of the main character. Mass Effect enables you to believe the world in which the story is told, to cast the major characters and to participate in the decisions and face the consequences of character choices. In short, one cannot help but become deeply invested in the universe and narrative Mass Effect builds.
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Mass Effect has a simple message: human beings are delusional about their importance in the grand scheme of things.
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Mass Effect starts with humanity in the galaxy where it should have been in the United Federation of Planets: unnoticed among the other minor species struggling to prove to the Council why they add anything of value to the civilization that is Citadel Space.
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Star Wars and Star Trek start with the assumption that humans will be important in galactic civilization. Why? In part because the medium forced that decision, but more so because both universes assume that human beings add meaning to the universe. Mass Effect doesn't make such an assumption. Mass Effect never lets you forget that we might not add one jot of meaning or benefit to intelligent life beyond our solar system.
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Humanity's minority and irrelevant status is underlined by the fact that on the Citadel we are not only new, but one among many second class species.
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Mass Effect is colored by this message in three distinct ways.
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First, the actions of many major human characters almost always have a subtle undercurrent of petulance or entitlement.
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Mass Effect portrays our species from the perspective of the established species in the universe: we are fumbling neophytes with FTL drives.
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Second, the lowering of human status diffuses any xenophobic urges a player might have.
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The constant presence of other species on the Normandy, a human Alliance/Cerberus ship, is a perpetual reminder that we are out of our depth in the universe. No problem, no matter how much the player may want it to be, will be solved unilaterally by human gumption and know-how.
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Ok, now imaging playing that character within a context whatever the player's gender, race, or orientation, that the simple humanity of the player is subjected to believable and, within the Mass Effect universe, true prejudice, insults, and scrutiny. The impact of the message on the player's interactions with other species is that, after facing what feels like unwarranted treatment, the player is forced to recognize the perspective of any species one might encounter along the way. Mass Effect makes you view the reflection of humanity in a mirror darkly.
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Third, by undermining the player's sense of pride in being human, Mass Effect also opens doors to what would likely be highly controversial discussions were humanity "in charge."
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In Star Trek (TOS, TNG, & DS9), those who are genetically engineered are seen as myopic elitists and supremacists, convinced of their own vaunted status, not wishing to allow their world to be "tainted" by those who are impure. In Mass Effect, Miranda and Grunt are rich and rounded characters who are genuinely superior in some aspects due to their modifications, but also reflect the increased self-awareness and contemplativeness we would hope to see in a superior being.
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In Star Trek cyborgs (Borg) and androids (Data) are one of two things: a threat to humanity or desperate to emulate it. In Mass Effect, Shepard's resurrection leaves her largely cybernetic while EDI, the ship AI, and Legion, an autonomous mobile geth platform, are more interested in helping and understanding humans than they are attempting to become or obliterate human beings.
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Shepard's constant discussions with, dependance upon, and similarities to her non-organic crew members is made more accessible to the player due to Mass Effect's questioning of human exceptionalism.
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Mass Effect's message is designed to open up narrative complexity by destabilizing the player's sense of confidence in his or her own skin. By undermining the value of being human, threatening and novel lifeforms become relatable, minority aliens become allies, and human intentions become questionable.
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In nearly great popular science fiction universe, there is a flaw. Born of systemic bias, the flaw is one that fundamentally undermines the narrative that carves its way through the characters, species, technologies and worlds that populate any given sci-fi story. Our greatest stories set in space often reference the flaw with oblique references to a long forgotten species, cataclysmic events, or godlike entities. Something is wrong with the universe, but we cannot place it.
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The flaw in every science fiction series is that they shy from the deep horror of the existence of intelligent life in infinite spacetime – save for two: the one that brought first brought it to our attention and the one that sees this horror as the framework for reality.
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The flaw is a simple one: the assumption that life has meaning, that intelligent life has a purpose, and that humanity contributes anything to the universe.
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There is no recognizable divine presence, such as a god, in the universe, and humans are particularly insignificant in the larger scheme of intergalactic existence, and perhaps are just a small species projecting their own mental idolatries onto the vast cosmos, ever susceptible to being wiped from existence at any moment. This also suggests that the majority of undiscerning humanity are creatures with the same significance as insects in a much greater struggle between greater forces which, due to humanity's small, visionless and unimportant nature, it does not recognize.
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Cosmicism is not merely the idea that there is no meaning in the universe. It's far worse. Instead, the argument is that there is meaning, but it is so far above and beyond human understanding that we can never attain meaningful existence.
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Mass Effect forces the observant player to ask, "Why fight for survival in a meaningless universe?" From the answer stems a story that demands the player confront the purpose of human beings in the galaxy at every level. To play Mass Effect is to consider the value of the lives of other species, the meaning of life on a cosmic scale, and the importance of individual relationships in the face of cataclysm.
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First, one must accept the premise that the technology to explore the universe is a trap and a structure that forces galactic civilization to follow an invariable path. Like Descartes' mischievous demon or Hume's apathetic creator, the universe is indeed the product of an intelligence, but a negligent one at best, a malicious one at worst.
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Cosmicism underpins Mass Effect's ability to show the permutations of how the Drake Equation imagined intergalactic civilizations: warts and all.
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Citadel Space is dominated by the same law as Dune's planetary empire: a ban on artificial intelligence.
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The Reapers are biomechanical equivalents of the Elder Gods of H.P. Lovecraft. If the xenomorphs in Alien had a deity, it would be a Reaper. Inconceivable, immortal, uninvolved super-beings that are not divinities per se, but so far beyond our realm of existence as to drive insane those who encounter and worship them.
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Mass Effect is the first blockbuster franchise in the postmodern era to directly confront a godless, meaningless universe indifferent to humanity. Amid the entertaining game play, the interspecies romance, and entertaining characters, cosmological questions about the value of existence influence every decision.
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Therein the triple layered question – What value does galactic civilization bring to the universe; What value does humanity bring to galactic civilization, and What value do I bring to humanity – forces the player to recontextualize his or her participation in the experiment of existence.
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The value of Mass Effect as a science fiction universe is that it is a critical starting point for discussion about the purpose of humanity in a materialistic universe. Without an answer to that question, there is no real reason for Ender to defeat the Buggers, or for humanity to seek out new life and new civilizations, or for us to not let non-organic life be the torch bearer for intelligence in the universe.
"Private property, including intellectual property, is essential to our way of life. It provides an incentive for investment and innovation; it stimulates the flourishing of our culture; it protects the moral entitlements of people to the fruits of their labors. But reducing too much to private property can be bad medicine. Private land, for instance, is far more useful if separated from other private land by public streets, roads and highways. Public parks, utility rights-of-way and sewers reduce the amount of land in private hands, but vastly enhance the value of the property that remains. So too it is with intellectual property. Overprotecting intellectual property is as harmful as under protecting it. Creativity is impossible without a rich public domain. Nothing today, likely nothing since we tamed fire, is genuinely new: Culture, like science and technology, grows by accretion, each new creator building on the works of those who came before. Overprotection stifles the very creative forces it’s supposed to nurture."
"Generational analysis is bullshit. Or so I’m told. Fit for netroots liberals and horoscope clippers, maybe. And to be fair, it’s mostly thinktank types who’ve been profiting off that whole Millennials Rising genre. One of the authors of that book is a former writing partner of Pete G. Peterson’s, the octogenarian billionaire who has spent the last couple of decades trying to kick over the Social Security ladder before us young’ns can scamper up and collect. Most of it reads like a debriefing after a recon mission—you can feel them sizing us up, drawing up blueprints for the generational counterrevolution that we’re living through right now."
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A Pew poll from a few weeks back asked Americans how they felt about capitalism versus socialism. The results said all you need to know about how much longer we’re going to have to wade through this misery. You guessed it: until the Boomers finally croak.
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For maybe the first time in modern history, we now have a generation that actually has warmer feelings about socialism than it does capitalism: 49% to 46%.
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And a few days later, amid a multi-billion dollar war on public sector workers, another poll was released demonstrating that a whopping 69% of Millennials think teachers are underpaid (compared to 56% for Americans of all ages).
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I first heard the “s”-word from by my sixth grade history teacher—this was in the early days of Yeltsin. She said socialism is when you have to wait in line for hours just for a Happy Meal.
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Read the fine print: it’s 5% of wages, income from “investments” is excluded. Tax the poor wage-slave, spare the wealthy rentier. Americans still can’t see the play even with Buffett rubbing his secretary’s tax return in our faces.
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And it’s a servitude from which we can never escape. Forget bankruptcy. Default on a student loan and the government will garnish your wages until they get it all back, plus interest. They can even go after your social security money, off limits for all other debts.
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Mike Konczal sees this as just another sign of a “submerged state”—the unholy fertilizer that keeps the American libertarian discourse in full bloom. None of the “welfare,” but all of the “state.”
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“After the Great Society program in the 1960s,” says Leo Panitch, “left-wing Democrats, rather than calling for more public housing to rebuild America’s cities instead called for the banks to lend money to poor black communities…one of the effects of winning those demands was a channeling of those communities more deeply into the structures of finance, the most dynamic sector of neoliberal capitalism.”
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While a liberal looks upon the New Deal and Great Society generation as a pantheon of benevolent patriarchs, I see a bunch of technocrats who slapped together a crude simulacrum of social democracy and called it “free-enterprise.”
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Unlike the nations of Western Europe, American workers failed to get a good deal of the social democratic compact written into law, which means it was all the easier to dismantle over here.
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There are the wars, of course—now pretty much the only way for a good many of us to get a debt-free education.
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Then there’s the ever-popular Drug War, always trolling for some fresh blood. The Millennials are, after all, the least white generation in U.S. history, making us perfect fodder for the country’s ongoing race war.
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As The Wire’s David Simon has pointed out, it was Clinton—the first Boomer president—that passed some of the most draconian “anti-crime” laws. Even business in the for-profit juvenile prisons sector is a-boomin’. Same goes for our expanding network of privatized immigration detention centers—a direct beneficiary of the Tea Party campaign for a brutal crackdown on “illegals.”
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Much of the Patriot Act itself was comprised of legislation creeping around the halls of powers well before 9/11, much of it written with the burgeoning “anti-globalization” movement
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The fact is that being arrested is pretty much a rite of passage today—or the end-of-the-line for your hopes and dreams if you happen to be a darker shade of pale.
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Which is why I love the Tea Party so much. They don’t dick around about any of this. It’s a full-scale generational war they’re after.
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The Ryan Budget—and the GOP campaign around it—divides the American populace into “those who are 55 or older now, and those who are younger.” Meaning Boomers will receive Medicare and Social Security checks unchanged, whereas Millennials get the axe—despite the fact that many of us have been paying into these programs for the past 15 years. Let the record show that it was they who fired the first shot.
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All of the hippies who skulked off into the world of children’s programming to ride out the counterrevolution have cursed us with both our potential salvation (respect for the commons) and our ultimate weakness (pacifist nonsense).
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But mostly our decency stems from the fact that we’ve all been muzzled and defanged by student debt, slave wages and mass unemployment. Unlike our parents, we’ll never even get the chance to gobble up our own children and leave them with the tab.
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Which is why, psychologically, this Great Depression of ours can never hurt us like it hurts them. I see it all the time: the unemployed Boomer thinks himself a loser. He’s spent his life watching his peers accumulate wealth and power. Now he feels like the rug has been pulled from under him. Something has gone terribly wrong. When he files for food-stamps, he feels exactly what the Ruling Class wants him to feel: shame and personal failing.
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Whereas a Millennial shrugs and swipes the SNAP card at the farmer’s market for a quart of fresh cider and a pomegranate muffin. Why should she feel guilty?
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We Millennials have all the same ludicrous delusions of grandeur as our parents, but now, we’re ready to shuck capitalist gospel out the window. The Boomers call us spoiled, and ask us to do more with less, telling us to tamper our dreams. But the best thing we Americans have going for us is our entitlement, sans the free-market faith.
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Way back in 1892, Friedrich Engels knew that success was the real curse of the USA. And that a powerful, anti-capitalist left could never take off in this country until the game stopped paying out: “Only when there is a generation of native-born workers that cannot expect anything from speculation any more will we have a solid foothold in America.”
Sound familiar? That’s what Occupy is for most of us—a guttural roar that capitalism will not do.
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The Boomers are right that it all smacks of entitlement. We are entitled. The world, and this country in particular, is awash in capital. With the billions floating in and out of this city every day, it’s amazing that you can walk around Manhattan and not end up with at least a grand worth of cash sifting around in your shoes like beach sand. The big lie is that the coffers are empty and budgets must be balanced. What a fucking joke. American workers have spent hundreds of years building this country and amassing this wealth, and it’s about time we claimed the vast majority of it.
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Conservative apostate David Frum recently characterized the contemporary GOP’s platform as “a going-out-of-business sale for the Baby Boomer generation.” Which is pretty much the Democrats’ platform too. They just have better table manners.
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Boomers know what they’ve wrought. Climate change? Don’t believe the polls. They know it’s happening. Yeah, if you confront one of them, he might put up a denialist front for a couple of minutes. But keep pelting him and it all crumbles, giving way to “well, it’s too late.” Translated: “I’ll be on, or near, my deathbed when the shit really hits the fan. You, youngster, will be hauling your family across the country George Romero style, scavenging for orphans to sell off as catamites to the warlord chieftains.”
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Documentary filmmaker Adam Curtis has spent the past few years chronicling this ghastly mutation step-by-step—unraveling the seemingly incongruous strands and the hideous parentage of Boomer ideology. Their embrace of American libertarianism—with all of its absurdities, vulgarities and utopianism—was the final cry for help.
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Perhaps, as many speculated at the time, it reflected the deeper reality that there was no factual or empirical case to be made: The evidence, the data, and the experts overwhelming agree that gay marriage does not harm children. And that leaves opponents of gay marriage to argue a tautology: Gay marriage is wrong because it’s wrong.
Nothing good happens in the lowering phase of a deadlift. So when you lift heavy do your best to drop the barbell as fast as possible without busting your eardrums. If you do, you will recover faster, you will build strength faster, and you will stave off back injuries.
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Tempo prescriptions resulted in two primary failures. First, it forced you to train with lighter weights because the tempo prescribed was usually slower than a speed you could have achieved. So this kept you from recruiting the largest, strongest motor units.
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it is best to use pins and rest the barbell between reps of the Romanian deadlift, thus making it a true dead-stop lift like the old strongmen intended. I am talking here about loads that are 80% of 1RM or greater.
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the issue of the negative phase being associated with greater hypertrophy is irrelevant for the deadlift because the risk far outweighs the reward. If you want to add mass do more total reps in each training session than you would for maximal strength. 8x3 for mass or 3x2 for maximal strength, as an example.
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Just remember: nothing good happens in the lowering phase of a deadlift. So when you lift heavy do your best to drop the barbell as fast as possible without busting your eardrums. If you do, you will recover faster, you will build strength faster, and you will stave off back injuries.
"During the Bush years, Guantanamo was the core symbol of right-wing radicalism and what was back then referred to as the “assault on American values and the shredding of our Constitution”: so much so then when Barack Obama ran for President, he featured these issues not as a secondary but as a central plank in his campaign. But now that there is a Democrat in office presiding over Guantanamo and these other polices — rather than a big, bad, scary Republican — all of that has changed, as a new Washington Post/ABC News poll today demonstrates" Thanks to Erik Hanson for the pointer.
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The Tennessee Tea Party demands that textbooks remove references to the Founding Fathers' slave ownership and violence against Native Americans. 2012-31-01 - Video Clip | Comedy Central
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As Russia and the United States prepare for their respective presidential elections, tensions between the countries are growing. The central point of contention is U.S. ballistic missile defense (BMD) plans. Russia has several levers, including its ability to cut off supply lines to the NATO-led war effort in Afghanistan, to use in the standoff over BMD, but the United States could retaliate by supporting the current protests in Russia. Moscow is willing to escalate tensions with Washington but will not push the crisis to the point where relations could formally break.
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Following the collapse of the Soviet Union, the United States got involved in the region intending to create a cordon around Russia to prevent it from ever becoming a global threat again.
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Russia wants to limit the influence of external powers in the former Soviet Union and be recognized as the dominant player there.
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Russia is not looking to control Central Europe, but it does not want the region to be a base of U.S. power in Eurasia.
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Tensions between Moscow and Washington can be attributed to one primary issue: ballistic missile defense (BMD).
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The United States claimed that the systems are intended to counter the rising threat from Iran. In response to this claim, Russia offered to integrate its BMD system with NATO's system. According to Moscow, such integration would strengthen Western defenses across Eurasia -- indeed, all the way to East Asia. However, Washington rejected the offer, thereby confirming Moscow's suspicions that the BMD system is more about Russia than the Iranian threat.
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In December, Russia gained a new and much more effective card to use against the United States in the BMD debate when a U.S. helicopter strike on the Afghan-Pakistani border caused the U.S.-Pakistani relationship to deteriorate.
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Cutting the NDN would lead to an official break in relations between Russia and the United States because it would put at risk more than 130,000 U.S. and allied troops. Whereas Russia's previous threats against the United States went unheeded, Washington may not be able to ignore this new threat.
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At the end of 2011, it seemed that Russia was going to threaten to cut off the NDN to compel United States to change its position on BMD. But then something occurred that could give the United States more leverage against the Kremlin: Russian protests.
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The stress of a shift in Kremlin policy, the rise of anti-Kremlin groups and personal feuds have also led to the utter breakdown of the Kremlin clan system Putin emplaced a decade ago to manage Russia.
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Such instability is not new to Russia under Putin, but the present situation differs from previous ones in that several crises occurred at once.
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should the various protest groups suddenly receive cash and organizational help, Putin could have a much harder time maintaining his usual level of control.
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Washington has hinted that it is willing to back the protesters if prompted. Following Russia's parliamentary elections in December, reports circulated that the election watchdog accusing the Russian government of election fraud had U.S. funding.
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newly appointed U.S. Ambassador to Russia Michael McFaul arrived in Russia in January. On just his second day at his post, McFaul spent several hours meeting with representatives of various protest groups at the U.S. Embassy.
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After the election, Putin will have more time and resources to devote to other large issues facing Russia, such as its standoff with the United States. Another important event is on the horizon in May: the first NATO-Russia summit since 2008, to be held in Chicago.
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Russia has said that if Moscow and Washington do not reach an agreement on BMD by May, then Russia will not attend the summit.
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Moscow might want to make the Europeans uncomfortable during the U.S.-Russian standoff, but it does not want to create a backlash and prompt the Europeans to unify with the United States over regional security.
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Moreover, Russia does not want Afghanistan to spin out of control, since unrest in the country most likely would spill over into Central Asia. Russia also cannot compete with the United States when it comes to a military buildup.
BMD means a physical U.S. military presence in the region, showing Washington's security commitment to Central Europe against a strengthening Russia. The United States claimed that the systems are intended to counter the rising threat from Iran, so in response, Russia offered to integrate its BMD system with NATO's system. According to Moscow, such integration would strengthen Western defenses across Eurasia -- indeed, all the way to East Asia. However, Washington rejected the offer, thereby confirming Moscow's suspicions that the BMD system is more about Russia than the Iranian threat. Accordingly, Russia made threatening gestures against the United States and its allies, ranging from support for Iran to the deployment of missiles on the borders of Central European countries.
Stratfor has long followed and chronicled Russia's resurgence, which has included bolder foreign policy moves and resuming the role of regional power. In particular, Moscow has focused its energy in its former Soviet periphery: the Eastern European states of Ukraine, Belarus and Moldova; the Baltic states of Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania; the Caucasus states of Georgia, Armenia and Azerbaijan; and the Central Asian states of Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan. In recent years, Russia has increased its influence in many of these states politically, economically, militarily and in the area of security, with the most obvious sign of its return to power coming in the August 2008 war with Georgia. Now, Moscow is preparing for the next stage of its resurgence. This new phase will include the institutionalization of Russia's position as the regional hub, but will also include the use of more subtle levers and influence in areas Moscow wants to bring into its fold -- though not all of these efforts will go unchallenged.
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In many ways, Russia's geopolitical strength is derived from its inherent geographic weaknesses. There are few natural barriers protecting Russia's core, and this has required Russia to expand into and consolidate territories around its core to acquire buffers from external powers.
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this expansion created two fundamental problems for any Russian state:
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It brought Moscow into conflict with numerous external powers and gave it the difficult task of ruling over conquered peoples (who were not necessarily happy to be ruled by Russia).
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when the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991 at the end of the Cold War and Moscow lost control of its constituent republics and fell into internal chaos, those circumstances did not guarantee that Russia was permanently removed from the international scene and that a unipolar world dominated by the United States would last forever
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Russia has returned to its traditional status of legitimate regional power, and its influence is increasing in its historic geographic buffer zones, which are currently made up of more than a dozen independent states.
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In the context of its resurgence, Russia's broad imperative has been to prevent foreign influence while building and ingraining its own.
"What kinds of developmental thresholds would any planet of sentient beings pass through? The creation of writing would be a huge one. The unleashing of cheap non-biological energy is another. The invention of the scientific method is a giant leap. And the fine control of energy (as in electricity) for long-distant communications is significant as well, enabling all kinds of other achievements. Our civilization has passed through all these stages; what are some future transitions we can expect -- no matter the fashions and fads of the day? What are the emergent thresholds of information and energy organization that our civilization can look forward to? Most of these thresholds are gradual, so we can't assign dates, but each of these structures seem to be a natural transition that any civilization must reach sooner or later."
We spend a lot of time thinking about futurism, but the past is pretty interesting, too. In this week's "Ask a Physicist" we get extra speculative and think about what things may have been like before the beginning of time. What was there before the Big Bang? Did anything exist before our current universe? Here's what we know.
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Standard Answer: Nothing. So please don't ask.
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In the normal general relativity picture of things, the moment of creation produced not only space, but time; the two are incredibly intermixed, after all. To Einstein, talking about what happened before the Big Bang is just as nonsensical as asking what happens if you travel north of the North Pole. There just isn't just a place, or consequently such a time.
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- The universe had some sort of beginning, in which case we're left with the very unsettling problem of what caused the universe in the first place.
- The universe has been around forever, in which case there's literally an infinite amount of history, both before and after us.
Our knowledge of physics in the first 10^-44 seconds after the beginning (which, admittedly, is a pretty damn short time) is virtually non-existent. This instant is known as the Planck Time, and since we don't know what happened before the Planck time with anything even remotely resembling certainty, we absolutely don't know what happened before the Big Bang. Regardless, logic dictates that we're left with one of two possibilities:
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Model #1: The Universe out of Nothing
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You know what we call something with no size?
Nothing.
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It's troubling to think that the physics existed before the universe did, or, for that matter, before time did.
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Model #2: The Universe gave birth to itself
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Gott and Li showed that it was possible to solve Einstein's equations of general relativity in such a way that a universe started off going around and around in a continuous loop, and that that loop could serve as the "trunk" of a tree that sprouted, giving rise to our own universe.
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Model #3: This Is Not the First Universe
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The problem with this (besides the fact that there is too little stuff in our universe to make it collapse again) is one of disorder. As we've discussed previously, the universe loves disorder.
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Looking back, our universe was very smooth, and in a very high state of order. This wouldn't solve the problem at all.
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And there are even more models, some including extra dimensions, some include concepts like "loop quantum gravity," some infinite in time, and some with a definite duration. At the end of the day, the Big Bang theory has the same basic problem as evolutionary theory. Both do a nearly perfect job in explaining how the universe (or life) changed when it first came about, but neither can explain how things really got started in the first place.
"5 Myths About the Chinese Communist Party" - an interesting look at some assumptions that Westerners tend to make, and how they are classically wrong (like so many things we take a magnifying glass to).
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"China Is Communist in Name Only."
Wrong. If Vladimir Lenin were reincarnated in 21st-century Beijing and managed to avert his eyes from the city's glittering skyscrapers and conspicuous consumption, he would instantly recognize in the ruling Chinese Communist Party a replica of the system he designed nearly a century ago for the victors of the Bolshevik Revolution. One need only look at the party's structure to see how communist -- and Leninist -- China's political system remains.
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As in the Soviet Union, the party controls the media through its Propaganda Department, which issues daily directives, both formally on paper and in emails and text messages, and informally over the phone, to the media. The directives set out, often in detail, how news considered sensitive by the party -- such as the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to Liu Xiaobo -- should be handled or whether it should be run at all.
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Perhaps most importantly, the party dictates all senior personnel appointments in ministries and companies, universities and the media, through a shadowy and little-known body called the Organization Department. Through the department, the party oversees just about every significant position in every field in the country. Clearly, the Chinese remember Stalin's dictate that the cadres decide everything.
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"The Party Controls All Aspects of Life in China."
Not anymore. No question, China was a totalitarian state under Mao Zedong's rule from 1949 until his death in 1976. In those bad old days, ordinary workers had to ask their supervisors' permission not only to get married, but to move in with their spouses. Even the precise timing for starting a family relied on a nod from on high.
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"The Internet Will Topple the Party."
Nope. Bill Clinton famously remarked a decade ago that the efforts of Chinese leaders to control the Internet were doomed, akin to "nailing Jell-O to a wall." It turns out the former president was right, but not in the way he thought. Far from being a conveyor belt for Western democratic values, the Internet in China has largely done the opposite. The "Great Firewall" works well in keeping out or at least filtering Western ideas. Behind the firewall, however, hypernationalist netizens have a much freer hand.
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"Other Countries Want to Follow the China Model."
Good Luck. Of course, many developing countries are envious of China's rise. Which poor country wouldn't want three decades of 10 percent annual growth? And which despot wouldn't want 10 percent growth and an assurance that he or she would meanwhile stay in power for the long haul? China undoubtedly has important lessons to teach other countries about how to manage development, from fine-tuning reforms by testing them in different parts of the country to managing urbanization so that large cities are not overrun by slums and shantytowns.
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"The Party Can't Rule Forever."
Yes it can. Or at least for the foreseeable future. Unlike in Taiwan and South Korea, China's middle class has not emerged with any clear demand for Western-style democracy. There are some obvious reasons why. All three of China's close Asian neighbors, including Japan, became democracies at different times and in different circumstances. But all were effectively U.S. protectorates, and Washington was crucial in forcing through democratic change or institutionalizing it.
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In a document dump that includes private forum messages, emails, organization notes another other information the group found numerous connections between Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul and A3P. According to the documents, all hosted here, Paul himself regularly met with many A3P members, engaged in conference calls with their board of directors and engaged in a “bridging tactic” between A3P and the Ron Paul Revolution.
Russia's political landscape has been relatively calm and consolidated for the past decade under former President and current Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin. However, recent months have seen instability rise sharply, with a purge in the government, a shift in parliamentary election results and large protests in the streets. None of these is new to Russia, but these and other factors are converging and creating changes in Russia's political landscape.
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When Putin came to power in 1999, he ruled a country that was in utter political disarray, economically broken and threatened by internal and external forces. He aggressively consolidated the country politically, economically and socially and quashed the security threats. The country rallied around him as Russia's "savior," a sentiment that in recent years evolved into a cult based on the belief that Putin is the sole heartbeat of the country.
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The first shift in Russia's political landscape occurred because Putin's complex network of clans inside the Kremlin has utterly collapsed.
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Anti-Kremlin sentiment stems from many issues. Years of relative stability have led to a sense of political, social and economic security, which has fostered a belief among some Russians that the country no longer needs a "savior" like Putin. Prolonged periods of high energy prices and a strengthening Russian economy have created a new growing middle class, something not really seen in Russia before. Furthermore, much of the generation now coming of age was not raised under the Soviet Union or during the chaotic years immediately following its collapse. An extremist brand of nationalism has also risen across the country, leading more Russians to have no interest in a balanced government. Putin's government did not anticipate these shifts in recent years, and that failure has fed into dissent from within United Russia and the further rise of anti-Kremlin sentiment.
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This kind of adjustment has occurred cyclically throughout Russian history as the country has shifted between stability and chaos.
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the longer Putin takes to resolve these crises, the weaker he will appear to the rest of the world.
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Other countries, especially the United States, have taken advantage of the instability inside Russia and are attempting to exploit the image that Moscow is not as strong or powerful as it claims to be. As Russia continues to pressure Central Europe and Washington's interests in the region, Moscow cannot allow internal issues to erode its position.
A pinched nerve occurs when too much pressure is placed on a nerve from the surrounding tissues, bones, muscles or tendons. The pressure causes inflammation of the nerve, resulting in the nerve not functioning properly. No permanent damage will occur if the nerve is pinched for a short period of time, and you'll be able to function normally once the pressure is relieved. However, if the pressure continues for a prolonged period of time, you may suffer from chronic pain and permanent damage. The symptoms of a pinched nerve depend on the nerve affected, but often include pain, numbness, tingling or weakness.
Murray’s basic argument is not new, that America is dividing into a two-caste society. What’s impressive is the incredible data he produces to illustrate that trend and deepen our understanding of it.
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Since then, America has polarized. The word “class” doesn’t even capture the divide Murray describes. You might say the country has bifurcated into different social tribes, with a tenuous common culture linking them.
For those of you who don't know, Alex is a columnist for the Globe and Mail. More importantly, he's an evidence-based journalist with a penchant for exercise. His book, Which Came First, Cardio or Weights? is his mythbusting exploration of the science behind fitness.
The first list is the membership of Edison’s MPPC cross-licensing trust group: Biograph, American Vitagraph Company, Selig Polyscope Company, Lubin, American Star Films, American Pathe Pictures, Essanay Studios, and Kalem Company. Those companies ruled the motion picture world 100 years ago. How many of them exist now? How many of their names even ring a bell except in some antique, ghostly corner of our brains? Now here’s a list of the “pirate” film companies that were formed by the “outlaws” who fled to California to escape the legal constraints of Thomas Edison back in the eastern U.S.: 20th Century-Fox, Paramount Pictures, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Universal Studios (successor company to Laemmle’s IMP) and Warner Bros.
In this annual report on Mexico's drug cartels, we assess the most significant developments of 2011 and provide updated profiles of the country's powerful criminal cartels as well as a forecast for 2012. The report is a product of the coverage we maintain through our Mexico Security Memo, quarterly updates and other analyses we produce throughout the year.
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I hear the debate is going on. I'd watch it, but I'm kind of burned out from The Muppets.
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@jadviser Yes. Character limitations can be great. Also, FB is filled to the rafters with people who lack proper socialization skills.
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@jadviser Thanks. I came to hate what I saw in others, but mostly I came to hate the side it brought out of myself. Had to kill it.
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Today I killed my Facebook account. It was fun and all, but then it became a tactical board game for passive-aggressive family members.
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George Herbert Walker Bush collected more than four thousand pairs of hush puppies during his first year in office. #PresidentialFacts
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@jadviser Hah. That whole 'keep bridges from falling into rivers' just smacks of the evil nanny state.
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My son was dressed sharp, in good spirits, and played the horn like a pro tonight. I'm totally proud.
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@jadviser Thanks! I'm very motivated to have something more than the strength of a discarded rubber band. I think that might be useful. :)
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Need some lame fitness advice? Maybe like "...we believe that modifying TV-viewing behaviors by having adults (cont) http://t.co/1eayUDqL
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Support The Simpsons, add a #twibbon now! - http://t.co/p1KYLyon - Create one here - http://t.co/7oWPDDud
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@joshpuetz Thanks, Josh. I'm loving all these new things I can do. Like not dying when exerting myself. It's rad. :)
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I hit level 23 in @Fitocracy. Also, I did 4 chin-ups, up from my lifetime record of zero.
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The @nerdist has a great interview with Conan O'Brien. http://t.co/jYMILCUe It's very human, very engaging; I appreciate him even more.
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"My wife could...say, ‘Why do you love me?' And I can...say, 'Because our pheromones matched our olfactory receptors." - Robin Ince
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"Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real." - Homer Simpson
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If Humphrey Bogart were acting today, he could never land his iconic roles. He'd probably star alongside Kevin James in a bad buddy movie.
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At long last, I made words. http://t.co/2isBoMlh But it's only about my 95-hour time sink: FO:NV
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I nominate @fitocracy for a Shorty Award in #socialfitness because it's about 10 billion times better than Facebook. http://t.co/Pf4xoBkC
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Man, it's SO easy to think that George Lucas is developmentally disabled. http://t.co/S4C6paga
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I'm actually *excited* about resuming my weightlifting regimen tonight (after a mild-pinched-nerve recovery). What the hells happened to me?
