delajoker says Manong Sorbetero, ikaw ang bayani ngayong tag-init.
delajoker says Manong Sorbetero, ikaw ang bayani ngayong tag-init.
Jerome Joker M. Dela Cruz, a triple E student at the University of the Philippines, likes roaming around the triple W during his free time. Reach him at awayfind.com/delajoker.


Just minutes ago I received a text (below) that tried to explain the downtime Friendster is experiencing for a couple of days now.Please be advised that Friendster has suffered a great damage on their site as a computer named h4xor-nytmare had infiltrated their database.
Please, do not log in your accounts or add friends for the time being for the team is currently recovering the losses that were inflicted.
Please spread...













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"Try to die! Try to die!" --Sir Billones, on a student who was palpitating while taking an exam.
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"The aim of policy making is to invoke action! Because action speaks louder than words! You do not just say I love you. You say: If you love me, enter me! " --Dr. Alfonso Pacquing
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"You do not fall in love; you rise in love. That's how you love rationally." --Dr. FG david
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Student : Ma'am, pwede po bang next week na kami mag-report?
Professor: Alam mo, God is good. And I am God. So yes, pwede next week.
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"I'm gay, so gay I could show you my penis because it is but an accessory to my body"
--Sir Jean Navera
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"Kapatid ng sinungaling ang magnanakaw. Ergo, GMA's marriage to Mike Arroyo is null and void ab initio." --a Constitutional Law professor
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"The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may kaaway ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG KA LANG!" --Dr. Recio
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On a Valentine's Day:
"Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP? Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo? Siguro wala kayong date ngayong valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers! When i was your age i had a date. Hindi ba naapektuhan ng UP Fair euphoria ng grades niyo? Parang di kayo masaya..." (He threw the quiz papers to the floor.) "I won't record this. Go find a date." (He walked out.)
--Sir Doliente





