Dion Jones

I've finally found a reason for building a time machine.
To star in this film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JLbdJfiabK8

I'm holding out for the Hollywood remake.

Via io9
http://io9.com/5874563/what-if-alien-was-a-hong-kong-horror-movie

I've synchronised toilet times with a guy at work.
This is not on purpose, you understand - that would be a strange thing to do, resulting in awkward discomfort for both parties involved, with no gain on either side, humorous or not.

The worst thing about the situation is that I'm always the one that enters the toilet second.  Like I'm following him in there.  Like some horrible toilet follower.

I've tried holding it in a while when I feel the urge, but the universe has deemed this to be it's latest 'hilarious' prank to pull on me and there he is when I finally go, mildly irked by my ever present face in the men's room.

Today he eyed me, like he knew I was following him.  My brain explained to me that it was the Universe's fault, not mine.  I told it that could be a difficult thing to explain to a urinating stranger.  After a short bout of contemplation, it conceded the point and allowed me to continue my ablutions.

I win brain.  I win,

So there we all are, in a field on a game show where there is a load of towels hanging up.
Each member of the team has an allotted time in which to collect some towels.
The towels have prizes written on them in black marker pen.

A chicken is tugging at a thread from one of the towels.

Seems like I'm getting around 15 hits a month from people searching for the word 'Powk' - mainly on google.
That's just too damn low.

More Powk hits please.

Why Didn't I think of this first?

Check out:
http://www.rubberfilm.com/index.cfm

strong like bull

monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey.

why don't i have one of these?

oooo... scary moon

oooo. an owl

hello Mr. Fly.

EVER.

WTF is this?
seriously.

it was hanging out in our back garden, trying to be an olive.

Merv likes war-horses and hates people who flinch.
He has a collection of tide marks and likes to scream at minnows.

updated on my flikr account - 9 pm everynight photo, ay it?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/smashmirrorcardboardface/sets/72157622667396661/