I hate everything, especially the internet.
If only the fight I broke up and the corresponding referral I just wrote were the craziest things I’ve had to deal with at this school.
I think I might be getting this dude tomorrow. He’s a pug mix and I hate pugs, but I love him.
So Boyfriend and I kind of broke up Friday or today, but now we’re back together? because he wants to eat calzones for my mom’s birthday Thursday night or something. I got really worried about the Harry Potter World tickets he got me for my birthday, but I felt like it was probably a bad time to ask about them.
I got carried away watching Prison Wives and playing online bingo and now it is so late and I haven’t washed my sweatpants.
My brother is potentially the biggest jerk ever. He leaves unnecessarily mean facebook comments because he thinks it’s funny, threw me against a wall when he was 16, and also really likes Fox News and Glenn Beck or something. Every time I drive up to my parents house all I can think is god what a fucking asshole that kid is. That’s probably bad that I hold on to that much dislike for him but he makes it pretty easy. I kind of hope he knocks up his girlfriend or something, but I don’t want him to have a kid before me.
Boyfriend said this was a really mean post. BLARGHHHH
I just drew a picture of a prostitute, but you can’t really tell she’s a prostitute because she’s just starting out.
this is what’s happening in my chest right now and I can FEEL IT
I have seen things written in papyrus so many times today
Boyfriend is mad at me today so he’s stomping around going to do athletic things and not making me food. I made some tiny frozen quiches in the toaster oven when it specifically said not to use a toaster oven, but they came out fine and the only thing that went bad was the bread was on top of the toaster oven and it got kind of toasted on the bottom and the plastic bag melted. I ate about 19 quiches and ate the rest of my Chocogator from Chrismas and have been watching Dr. Who all day. Which I don’t really get yet, but I’m intrigued.
Also, I saw this picture again online and it made decide to read every detail on wikipedia about John Wayne Gacy and now I am probably going to NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.
UPDATE: Boyfriend just came in the room and asked if I wanted to learn how to cook freezer pizza in the oven (because, seriously, I don’t know how) and then went to do it himself when I said no. He also didn’t get upset when I called him in the bedroom just to hand me something so I didn’t have to get out of bed. So I think that means he’s not mad anymore? SO EXCITED FOR PIZZA
People next to me in Lab finding me on Facebook oh godddd
Also, saying “laggard majority” DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE.
I watched Scream for the first time last night. It was pretty good. I wikipedia’d the killer right before Paige from Charmed died and then I liked it better.
My sleep schedule is so messed up right now.
Apparently last night I took an online quiz for one of my classes after I’d taken my Ambien. Then everything started floating and time ran out and I got a 4/10. Smart moves, Cait.
It’s amazing memories taste can invoke. About a month ago I found some oriental ramen-like noodles I hadn’t had since elementary school. I’ve been eating them pretty constantly, but still, the first bite I take of every bag makes me feel like I’m back in first grade; trading my sandwich lunch for halves of pomegranates and handfuls of the snacks my friends brought from their visits home to Vietnam, Mexico, Bosnia. I am ever grateful for being sent to a multicultural-focused school.
They sell the noodles at Walmart now.
This is kind of the quiet side of the lobby, so I decided to come over here.
this is my fav theory of HPI mean,
- Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
- They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
- They live right by the kitchen.
- Their head of house teaches herbology.
- “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
- Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA
bold to emphasize greatest of lulz