Cri Lauren

I write, imagine, plot, dream.

In the words of Samuel Pepys, I'm pretty much
"mad, conceited and ridiculous." In that order.


Contact: cri (at) crilauren.com

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topclassvip:

Picture collection of T.O.P smoking ~

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for me, it turns me off if a guy smokes. but i have to admit, top looks really hot when he’s smoking. i like his badass-ness in these photos. ^^

*full credit to owners of the photos

A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation
  • When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
  • When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
  • When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
  • When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
  • When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
  • When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
  • When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
  • When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
  • When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
  • When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
  • When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
  • When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
  • When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
  • Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
  • When I'm doing the laundry: OUT, damned spot!

surlaliste:

Lula S/S12

I am loving Kelly Mittendorf on the cover of Lula this season, black and white and pink - effortlessly stunning, and those glasses are amazing. I wish Lula was a much more frequent accurance on the magazine racks.

Source: FGR 

nycgirl81291:

Audrey Hepburn <3

I’d like to be in a musical comedy starring Cyd Charisse and Gene Kelly. Choreography by Bob Fosse.

Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face (1957).

15 / 50 photos - Scarlett Johansson

Audio

  • Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll
    40 plays
  • thedarlingchild: dennisblandford-: the kinks - lola
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  • oldhollywood: Fred Astaire - I Won’t Dance
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  • Mark Ronson & The Business Intl. - Bang Bang Bang (feat. Q-Tip and MNDR)
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  • oldhollywood: Vince Guaraldi Trio - O Tannenbaum (via A Charlie Brown Christmas: Original Soundtrack) (Concord-Fantasy Records edition) “The [CBS] network hated it. They said, ‘Why are you mixing jazz music with traditional Christmas music?’ and just didn’t think jazz fit properly…when the show went on and we got a 50 share, which meant half the country tuned into the show that night, suddenly jazz and Charlie Brown were wonderful for the network. -Lee Mendelson (A Charlie Brown Christmas executive producer) I need this album. Everything about it makes me happy.
    2010 plays
  • alisonwonder: Cee Lo Green- Fuck You My current jam.
    320 plays
  • sassywater: foralskelse: lindsbian: tranbina: uptownisdeadnow: Everyone loves Hall & Oates and Lil Wayne, right? RIGHT? Then you’ll love this. “Lollipop Dreams” from (500) Days of Weezy, an album in tribute to two things hipsters love. Download the full album here. quite goooooooooooood.
    360 plays
  • TV on The Radio - Wolf Like Me nikkiboomboom: jesuisperdu: Tv On The Radio - Wolf Like Me Ahhhhh such a good song by such a good band. Really good to listen to when you’re walking down the street getting all ready for something important, or something… This song is one of my favorite songs to throw on a mix. It never fails to make me want to dance around.
    671 plays
  • Christina Aguilera Feat. Nicki Minaj - Woohoo I fucking love this song.
    100 plays
  • iheartmyart: baribeautiful: Deceptacon by Le Tigre
    700 plays
  • iheartmyart: Robyn - Fembot
    580 plays
  • Lindstrøm and Christabelle - Lovesick
    768 plays
  • Florence & The Machine - Kiss With A Fist
    142 plays
  • Devendra Banhart - Baby
    870 plays
  • The Zombies - This Will Be Our Year
    91 plays
  • Julian Casablancas - I Wish It Was Christmas Today (a cover of the classic SNL skit) Also, here’s a clip of Julian on Jimmy Fallon performing it live (the intro is the best):
    161 plays
  • The Middle East - Blood
    96 plays
  • Phoenix - Big Sun
    100 plays
  • The Kills - Restaurant Blouse
    70 plays
  • The Format - Wait, Wait, Wait
    260 plays

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kristaalynn:

cut squares of newsprint larger than nails. apply a base coat of polish. when nails are completely dry, soak them in alcohol, then press newsprint on nail and slowly pull off. top coat to seal.

I am so going to do this!

nowserving:

goof troop

A Goofie Movie!

hennnypotter:

a lady with mad skills

Monster - Kanye West, Rick Ross, Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, Bon Iver .

modelmania:

She’s just too much fun :)

Sean Lennon is a lucky man.

Charlotte Kemp Muhl @ Fashion Week NYC 2010

Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream Portrait Series pt 2

jaividal:

Where You’re The Fairest Of Them All

Rachel Weisz as Snow White

Where Dreams Run Free

Jessica Biel as Pocahontas

Where You’re Always The King Of The Court

Roger Federer as King Arthur

Where Every Cinderella Story Comes True


Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella

(Photos courtesy and copyright of Disney)

Zooey Deschanel should have been Snow White. Also, seriously, couldn’t they get someone a little less caucasian to be Pocahontas??

I MISS CHARLOTTE.

youngfragilesinner:

Somebody To Love - Justin Bieber (Ft. Usher)

Ke$ha - Blow

Audio

  • Monster - Kanye West, Rick Ross, Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, Bon Iver .
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  • youngfragilesinner: Somebody To Love - Justin Bieber (Ft. Usher)
    60 plays
  • Ke$ha - Blow
    230 plays
  • facingstraightforward: 500daysofapril: missgreed: amandatheastronaut: iwontmakeitoutalive: This gif is perfect. HAHAHAHAHAH! this is why I love tumblr. This shit is so legit.
    415879 plays
  • g-g-garterbelt: teatiime: Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt: “Fallen Angel (Cute Percussion Ver.)” New ringtone.
    2067 plays
  • hanginghere: brocreate: suicideblonde: Beastie Boys - Sabotage Oh my god it’s Bryce’s long lost child from Star Trek in a .gif
    4154 plays
  • aphroditefive: Nicki Minaj & Eminem - Roman’s Revenge.
    3320 plays
  • copycats: King of Carrot Flowers pt.1 - Colin Meloyoriginally by Neutral Milk Hotel(posted by sometimesagreatnotion)
    1850 plays

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