Cri Lauren
I write, imagine, plot, dream.
In the words of Samuel Pepys, I'm pretty much
"mad, conceited and ridiculous." In that order.
Contact: cri (at) crilauren.com
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I haven’t posted in a while. I did a video for a friend of mine two weeks ago. I miss my bangs, I might get them again. Also, that’s a fuzzy red blanket I’m wrapped up in, not a sweater.
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cut squares of newsprint larger than nails. apply a base coat of polish. when nails are completely dry, soak them in alcohol, then press newsprint on nail and slowly pull off. top coat to seal.
I am so going to do this!
She’s just too much fun :)
Sean Lennon is a lucky man.
Charlotte Kemp Muhl @ Fashion Week NYC 2010
Where You’re The Fairest Of Them All
Rachel Weisz as Snow White
Where Dreams Run Free
Jessica Biel as Pocahontas
Where You’re Always The King Of The Court
Roger Federer as King Arthur
Where Every Cinderella Story Comes True
Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella
(Photos courtesy and copyright of Disney)
Zooey Deschanel should have been Snow White. Also, seriously, couldn’t they get someone a little less caucasian to be Pocahontas??
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Monster - Kanye West, Rick Ross, Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, Bon Iver .25417 plays
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youngfragilesinner: Somebody To Love - Justin Bieber (Ft. Usher)60 plays
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Ke$ha - Blow231 plays
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Ugh this girl in my 18th century british lit class is fucking killing me smalls. She's so defensive and so wrong. It's borderline hilarious.6 hours ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Besides, having to change jackets every day means I have to empty out my pockets and that's really a lot of work for someone like me.10 hours ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I wish the weather would just pick an adjective and stick with it. Are you hot or cold. Stop snowing one day and being bearable the next!!!10 hours ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@danny_gonshor good morning! <3
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...which is also why despite my brokeness, I still donate monthly to greenpeace, much to my mother's chagrin.
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I gave the guy across the aisle from me 80 cents for the bus. Basically I pay a nice person tax here and there because I can't say no.
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"Direct assault on Internet users." That's what ACLU calls a snooping bill moving thru House: http://t.co/epVzaIrH via @demandprogress
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@danny_gonshor This just made my night. I LOVE THAT SONG SO FUCKING MUCH. I wish I had been there listening to it with you!!43 hours ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Waiting for @Crushed_Iris to get out of class is just exposing me to an abundance of lower lifeforms and it's making me really depressed.2 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Why isn't it legal for me to walk around with a flame thrower? Well... walk around with it and also use it.2 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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only they don't "count" because they are light skinned. Really? What the fuck.2 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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How is it possible that I am sitting next to a table full of self proclaimed "white people" who are talking about how someone's Puerto Rican2 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@Crushed_Iris uh oh... Who?
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The guy behind me on the bus smells so green. I wish there was a subtle way to let someone know their recreational drug use is apparent.
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Alight, time to churn out a 2 page reaction paper on #thenamesake. My laptop only has roughly 45 minutes of juice, so it's like being timed
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I definitely put 3.05 in there. I counted five pennies. #thisdoesnotbodewell
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It's very annoying when you have exact change, count it 2 or 3 times each morning & the thing you drop it into decides not to count a penny.
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If only I was a sleepwalker. RT @Crushed_Iris: @CriLauren learn to exercise in your sleep even though you hardly sleep.
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When am supposed to find time to exercise? It feels impossible.
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I love Dropbox because it makes it easy for me to access my files anywhere, without a lot of hassle :) http://t.co/al6GVxOt
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Need You Now by Glee Cast2 days ago
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P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) (Glee Cast Version) by Glee Cast2 days ago
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Firework by Glee Cast2 days ago
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Baby (Glee Cast Version) by Glee Cast2 days ago
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Take Me Or Leave Me by Glee Cast2 days ago
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Valerie (Glee Cast Version) by Glee Cast5 days ago
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(I've Had) The Time Of My Life (Glee Cast Version) by Glee Cast5 days ago
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Something's Coming (Glee Cast Version) by Glee Cast5 days ago
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It's All Over (Glee Cast Version) by Glee Cast5 days ago
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