Parks and Recreation 2x18: The Possum
This is where you can find me.
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Oh my fucking god.
Ages ago, I was trying to explain to everyone about the show with the giant talking hot water bottle, and everyone thought I was just high.
Just got a facebook group invitation. Look at title, think ‘this does not apply, DENIED’.
Then I looked at the picture and shat brix.This show exists. It was the epitome of my childhood.
I can die happy now.OH MY GOD THIS SHOW WAS MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD
:O
OH MY GOD!!!!
I HAVE THIS ON VIDEO :O
WHAT IS THIS CALLED. I MUST KNOW.
JOHNSON AND FRIENDS :D my aunt knitted me a johnson toy :DDDD
FUCK YES OMFG!!!!!! :’DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
!!!
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So my brother took the webcam. So I took a photo on my phone. Then I couldn’t find the bluetooth disc. So I took a photo with my camera. Of this photo. On my phone. It’s not even Tuesday here. It is Wednesday. It’s topless Wednesday. I hope people don’t degrade me because of this. I’m still a “lovely” person hey :D What am I doing. Tumblr has made me even more insane. Yes, I was insane pre-tumblr but. Tumblr encourages insanity. Therefore this is acceptable. OK bye.
Never stare at the boobies, kid. Once you get caught, the game’s over.
ahah :) Can’t escape the tit-traaance.
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maeby:fuckyeahteamventure:mastershredder
“Screw the boys! I want to stay here with my new family and their ‘feel good candy’!”
ochz:
yusitstampham:fuhtran:imsodwayne:
Best teacher ever.
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Uh…
zatanna:hoarr:ronworkman:(via slickrate)
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Joseph <3
“Ex Machina is the touching story of a boy and his robot dog in a post-apocalyptic world run by vampire-zombie traffic wardens. Whether he’s saving an attractive mannequin from being ravaged by amorous raccoons or brutally murdering a defenseless child for his candy you’ll always find it humorous and heartwarming.
Snuggle up in your Snuggie(TM) and grab a bucket of wet wipes it’s fun for the whole family.
Warning: Contains graphic scenes of conservative propaganda and may cause irritable bowel syndrome.
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WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY.
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Captain Haddock is the best.
But that’s not what he saying.
“Oh! ho! ho!…I haven’t laughed so much for years! …On the Moon! …And he’s quite serious about it! …You old humbug, Calculus!”
“Here’s to you!…Ha! ha! ha! Passengers for the Moon, all aboard the bus!…Sorry, the rocket!…You are taking passengers, I hope?”
YEAH i know my tintin
omg marry me
“This is an imaginary story (which may never happen, but then again may) about a perfect man who came from the sky and did only good. It tells of his twilight, when the great battles were over and the great miracles long since performed; of how his enemies conspired against him and that final war in the snowbird wastes beneath the Northern Lights; of the women he loved and of the choice he made between them; of how he broke his most sacred oath, and how finally all the things he had were taken from him save for one. It ends with a wink. It begins in a quiet Midwestern future. Away in the big city, people still sometime glance up hopefully from the sidewalks, glimpsing a distant speck in the sky… but no; it’s only a bird, only a plane. Superman died ten years ago. This is an imaginary story… Aren’t they all?”
I MAY NOT UNDERSTAND IT, BUT I COULD WATCH IT FOR HOURS.
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