Matthew Culnane
I quite like the internet, and here are some places you can find me.
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I’m going to attempt the impossible: to tell an engaging story accessible to relative laymen using a hex editor (a program for manually editing binary files).
Fascinating piece from Simen on the history of the GIF.
The Flying Burrito Brothers - Wild Horses
A cover, yes, but it was released before the original: Burrito Deluxe came out a year before Sticky Fingers.
A player whose stroke is affected by the simultaneous explosion of a bomb may play another ball from the same place. Penalty, one stroke.
See, the amazing thing is not that Mike Powell’s record hasn’t been broken. It’s that nobody has even come close. Nobody has jumped 29 feet since that day in Tokyo in 1991. Nobody has come within eight inches of the record since that day. At the 2008 Olympics, 27 feet, 4 inches was good enough for gold — the worst gold medal performance in more than 35 years. As the greatest long jumper who ever lived likes to say: “These guys come out now, jump 28 feet, take their gold medal and go home like they did something.”
And the greatest long jumper who ever lived — and the 30-foot jump that never happened — is at the heart of our story.
A great profile of Carl Lewis, the man that made the the jump that never happened.
I’m not that organized. I’m not one of those guys. I mean you read [a script], you look at it, and you go: I have that in me, I can do that. I don’t necessarily get all mental. There are people that are working with you on every level and on a movie you’re working with people that are, ideally, all serving the same goal and that’s what helps me get into a role.
RT for a chance to win a $100 eBay Gift Card! On Mother’s Day diamonds can be mom’s best friend. #eBayMomHeroes
The MIT Sloan Management Journal holds this as an example of a good business tweet.
via Snarketing, by way of Blonde Digital
After collecting their complimentary flasks of ‘Skinny Latte extra hot’ (universally known as a ‘lar-tay’ in the inclusive popular vernacular of MKC), the next stage of the new colleagues’ induction is to attend a keynote PowerPoint lecture. This is given by the Professor of Ordinary Culture (the alternative to Huxley’s Director of Hatcheries and Conditioning) and entitled ‘The Most Important Event of the Twentieth Century’, namely the funeral of Diana, Princess of Wales, widely recognised as the moment when the leaders of the emerging world told us that culture belonged to everyone, and Shakespeare was of no greater literary merit than Agatha Christie.
The lecture traditionally ends with colleagues breaking up into small groups, and chanting: ‘The People’s Princess! ‘The People’s Princess!’
At lunchtime, when the senior line-managers, dressed in their now traditional gear of baggy cardigans or lycra bicycle shorts, (grey suits having long been consigned to history) eat their wraps in the Managers Mall, the new colleagues will be offered a selection of YouTube-led Bitesize Briefings. Typically, these might include ‘Blue Skies Thinking for Middle Managers’, or ‘A Heads-Up for Decision-Makers’, particularly helpful for those seeking a line-management career.
When I was at university, it shocked me how focused so many people were about their careers, in ways that often seemed pretty narrow. I guess I knew that Harvard attracts very ambitious young people, but I was still surprised. In Montreal I knew a lot of really interesting people doing interesting things, and there was a lot less of that at Harvard than I would have expected. In retrospect it’s not surprising. At a certain level, an institution like that is going to attract people who are very good at playing by the rules.
A bunch of 5-album collections on Amazon for less than £15: includes The Byrds, John Coltrane, Sly & The Family Stone, The Monkees, Tim Buckley, Tom Waits, Lou Reed, and lots more.
Gentlemen, I have started a blog. Famous last words, to be sure, but I’ve been thinking about and planning and working on this for a while, and I like what it’s ended up looking like. I will tell you all about it, but first some boring meandering in pursuit of a point.
I wave my vodka bottle fingers at the paperboy and he starts crying in terror because he’s trapped in an old media career.
Josh is the absolute best at everything.
Hey look! I got my hair cut short but grew out the bags under my eyes to balance it out! (Taken with instagram)
These are the Days, by Lift to Experience (via themorder)
If, like me, you’re still catching up on records from like 2005 or something, you might have only just got round to Josh T. Pearson’s incredible Last of the Country Gentlemen from MMXI, and it’s likely that you only just realised that he was in that Lift To Experience band you kinda recall being talked about a while back, and you decide that their sole album of songs about Texas and Christianity might be so magnificent that you can’t even begin to deal with your myriad life problems because you’re listening to it on infinite repeat.
Mazzy Star - Common Burn, new song Oct. 2011 + lyrics (by Bobjb999)
God knows how I missed this a few months ago.
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This is the best video ever made about funding a point-and-click video game. Probably. http://t.co/jTlBYKDg16 hours ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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She once said "I like fruit in my dinners" when referring to some pork and apple sauce recipe. Clearly better tactical nous than dad-in-law.
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I think I'd rather have Louise Redknapp in charge of England than Harry.
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@TracyBuchanan @barnstormed +1 for e-conversation.2 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Yeah, I'm the sort of person who looks up the correct spelling of figure skating jumps.
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Recovering from a particularly over-ambitious Salchow attempt in the icy tundra earlier this morning.
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This is why I seldom listen to iTunes on shuffle: For No One (sad), then R U Still In 2 It (sadder), then King's Crossing (saddest).
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@Zonal_Marking Briefs will always be 312 for me. Whenever Watford had a decent striker I'd frequently go to 359, top scorers.8 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@mattparryphotos "Matt Parry, with your face like a bankrupt pug."
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This goatse cheese tart looks nothing like the pictures in the recipe.
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@nostrich The first 'Extra Credit' better be good else I'll fly over the ocean and steal my dollar back.
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I got an email today from someone who managed to put a backslash in my first name and spelled 'photos' with two Es. It was great.
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Terrific article about the elusive Marlon Brando: Last Tango in Tahiti (Mike Sager, Washington Post Magazine, July '87) http://t.co/L2yXYFKC
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@kwirq Fuck Mozilla and their lack of support. (Not that I looked this up.)
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@DrBillyo Phone is never off. These douches should know this.
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More essential tips from Lifehacker: "Pressing and holding the power button will allow you to turn your phone off". http://t.co/GfT4f8xX
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@nostrich LEVITATING ROBOT VIA DFW
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Interesting, and useful: http://t.co/HX7dhm3Y But it'd be nice if felt a little less like querying a database. Where's the serendipity?
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@AndyIrvine Speaking of ace things, have you read this? http://t.co/QBJDdQ5f I thought it was great.
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