Clarence Two Toes
Indian Country's Favourite Shit Disturber (and a character played by ojibway/metis comedian - ryan mcmahon).
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- I Won't Give Up - Jason Mraz #shittytimhortonsplaylist #sadboywithanacoustic
- Black Horse and the Cherry Tree - KT Tunstall #shittytimhortonsplaylist
- There are three of us in this Tim Hortons and none of us are partying...why is the music so loud? #shittytimhortonsplaylist
- Unbelievable - EMF #shittytimhortonsplaylist
- In A World Called Catastrophe - Matthew Good #shittytimhortonsplaylist
- Do you guys want me to live tweet the shitty playlist that is blaring in this Tim Hortons while I eat a Midnite lunch? Or are you guys good?
- <UH, HOLY SHIT> AH-64 Apache Crash Afghanistan: http://t.co/n9O7hcdZ
- Dear Twitter - you can ask the 1,635 followers I have or look at my Indian Status Card - I am me. Go ahead and verify me already.Mar 22, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- Resting before my show tonite. It's day #2 of having pneumonia & it's really kicking my ass. Should I do "standup comedy" in a chair tonite?Mar 22, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- <HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS DUMB> Patrick Brazeau on Funding First Nations Schools – FAQMP: http://t.co/mF2mfes9
- I ordered food tonight - they didn't bring me utensils or a plate. I may have eaten a pasta dish & salad w/my hands. Don't tell anyone.Mar 22, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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- Hey @justinpjtrudeau - if you knock out @TheBrazman I'll forgive your dad for the whole "White Paper" thing. Don't shit the bed on this one.Mar 21, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- Breakfast with Gino Odjick. Sometimes life is just really, really weird.Mar 21, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- HEY BONNYVILLE, AB: i am in you - now who is Bonnie?Mar 21, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- Dear Lady Who Can Barely Walk In The Shoes That You Chose To Wear For This Flight: you're in an airport - running shoes would suffice.
- Working w/the dudes from "Twilight" series at a Youth Conference this week. I'll be the fat, ugly friend they keep around cuz they feel bad.Mar 20, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- HOLY SHIT GANG: you guys are going to like this @WabKinew interview for the podcast. It drops tonight/early tomorrow. http://t.co/d4VHvJWIMar 20, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- GOOD MORNING INTERNET: it's a beautiful morning. Get it started w/EP#12 of Red Man Laughing. http://t.co/gHNvVFo5Mar 10, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- Red Man Laughing EP#12 Man Crushes, Don't Tease the Metis & Musical Guests Skookum Sound System http://t.co/Qk2MVYbr
- Red Man Laughing EP#12 is live. This weeks musical guest is @SkookumSound System. http://t.co/d4VHvJWIMar 09, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- Red Man Laughing EP#12 will be available in just a few minutes. Our musical guests this week is @SkookumSound System. #BOOMMar 09, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- "Your braids don't mean shit when they smell like whiskey." CLARENCE TWO TOESMar 09, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- #FF West Coast Fam @Ostwelve @RPMfm @culturite @christacouture @Taiaiake @JeffCorntassel @MylanTootoosis @wak1722 @colby22sis @W2MediaCafeMar 09, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- coffee.Mar 09, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- I suppose we'll just be happy that we're being "represented" on the big screen. #weteachpeoplehowtoseeus http://t.co/LCz1ie5wMar 08, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- #Kony2012 makes it seem like the Ugandan People dont have solutions & arent on the ground fighting back. They are. Why not get behind them?Mar 08, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- How abt take the millions of dollars raised by #InvisibleChildren & look at truly empowering the ppl on the ground, working in communities.Mar 08, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- If the goal of #Kony2012 was to raise awareness - fine. Uganda is a complicated place & Kony seems to be the least of their current problms.Mar 08, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- The LRA & Kony are horrible & the atrocities unimaginable. #KONY2012Mar 08, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- On April 20 we should rip down #Kony2012 posters & replace them w/posters abt the slow & gradual genocide Indigenous Peoples face in Canada.Mar 08, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- Action > Reaction. #lesstalkmoreaction #decolonize
- "To celebrate & honour women I'm not wearing my tightest Levi's when I go to the store. Givin the ladies' hearts a break." CLARENCE TWO TOESMar 08, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- Today I am thankful & grateful for our Ogitchidaa Kwe. #IWD2012Mar 08, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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