Cedric T. Chung

internerd:

THE WHOLE FACE!

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I can’t wait to have kids so I can teach them to do stuff like this.

I’m totally Wally.

I love being a fat kid.

thedailywhat:

Sign Of The Times of the Day: Jersey Shore’s Vinny and Situation stumble upon a “Gay Men On Board” pro-gay-rights sign taped to the back of their Cadillac Escalade.

According to Janet Charlton, “[t]hey removed the sign but Jenni thought it was funny and when they weren’t looking she put it back on.”

[towleroad.]

jackscoresby:

megelizabethmcc:

foralskelse:

longlongtimeago:

vividwords:

fineasredwine:

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It looks like everyone on Tumblr saw this except me.

Madden 11 has so many bugs it’s not even funny.

therealkatiewest:

Trevor Weede makes an excellent point.

My blog just turned 3!

misstillytilly:

Chatroulette from 37000 feet

juliasegal:

Cat scan…

blackandwtf:

Thanks, Maria.

I haven’t tried this yet.

sofii:

haydiroket:

kylecasalla:

The best way for a girlfriend to piss off her boyfriend.

owch

therealkatiewest:

I figure out what kind of porn you look at by going through the cookies on your laptop.  And then I look it up for myself; getting off to beautiful transsexuals fucking pretty blondes or maybe not so beautiful transsexuals sucking off very big men.  Or two very average looking women, one with a talented tongue situated between the others thighs.  Or a young man being fucked for the first time by an older, more mature, more handsome man.

I imagine the two of us together, sharing this, feeling intimate in a way we might not ever be.  Feeling aroused in a way we never are.

The things you leave behind, small traces of your desires, what you think you’ve erased and hid from me; I scour the backrooms of your systems to find them.  Don’t you understand?  Because I want to be close to you.

And it’s not talking about palin.

This girl… or I mean 50 yr old lady thought she was the hot shit.

96% alc. by volume

You can’t tell me Bowie doesn’t look cool in this video.

Queen - Under Pressure (Live At Wembley Stadium 1986)

Daft Punk - Harder Bodies Faster Stronger(DRUNK)

The emos, they’re everywhere.

Hey Jude

Hillarious. White people are funny.

Sarah Silverman and Matt singing “I’m fukin’ Matt Damon”

Terrell Owens Crying

San diego at its finest

Hilarious

via boingboing

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How to dance at a rave

Let me know if you want a copy of the spreadsheet.

Greatest invention ever

New altima

Oh Noes!

Exosquad is on http://www.hulu.com It’s great. Check out http://openhulu.com