Hello, World.

PJ Harvey, “The Last Living Rose”

Sometimes I do shameful, silly things without even noticing.

Get it, girl.

But seriously, I’m trying to sleep here.

I want to eat here so, so badly. Also their site is just beautiful.

http://enjb.com/

20+ minutes of new freakin’ Portlandia!

Brownie points if you can guess my favorite skit this episode.

Really wish I had caught this show when it was airing so that my “bring this back, you criminals” rant could be more relevant

The key to my heart is sculpted of cheese.

What did you learn?

I learned girls are great
Grated on my plate
And boys are best
Served with a stake

through the chest

WE’RE TALKING ILL WILL GATSBY LEVEL DEBAUCHERY, PEOPLE.  A GLASS OF BEER. A HALF GLASS OF WINE. THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF A 30 ROCK EPISODE BEFORE SOME MAD SNOOZIN’. CRAY.

London designer James Gilpin may have raised the eyebrows of many medical experts and whiskey lovers with his new project, “Gilpin Family Whisky.” The concept of the project is to utilize sugar-heavy urine excreted by diabetic patients for fermenting into high-end single malt whiskey. Gilpin, who is himself a type 1 diabetic, says that his project’s objective is to start a dialogue with health care professionals about the everyday problems caused by diabetes, and to consider the possibilities of using abundant biological waste products in new ways.

ckck:

Let Me Know
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

My brain is fried.

I’m not the golden boy so don’t shine me on

I’m the bastard son of romantic Babylon

Am I too old to be listening to Sinking Ships now?

Checked out how much the Närke Kaggen Stormaktsporter goes for on ebay. 

Nice try, ebeer2011.

This will be my pick-up line soon enough.