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- Listening, singing along to new #JohnMayer album Born and Raised. Feel the urge to grow hair out and wear a big hat. http://t.co/RRL8Woym
- Whoooo! Whoooo! Whoooo! Whoooo! That was me for the last hour! Congrats @LAKings !!! #FourMoreWins till #StanleyCup! http://t.co/L2OURpSK
- Thank you @HOUSEonFOX for all the great stories over the years! May House and Wilson ride on forever! #HouseFinale
- "You are old" number 375: Spending extra day off shredding old bills, listening to Janet Jackson - and LOVIN' IT! http://t.co/Ht8tsULz
- Perfect for Vancouver nights... RT @CameronCrowe: 10 Essential Films for a Stormy Night http://t.co/RYHyGvnD
- Yup. I am excited. RT @PinewoodStudios: Trailer for @007 #Skyfall. Filmed in the UK at @PinewoodStudios and on location http://t.co/Mom5l8ve
- Good luck tonight @ArsenioOFFICIAL on the @ApprenticeNBC The "virtual dog pound" is cheering for you! #teamArsenio #CelebrityApprentice
- Finally saw #TheCabinInTheWoods - A WTF film filled with WTF-funtastic fun!!! Love love love #JossWhedon. You too, Drew Goddard!
- As I drove around looking for the UFC fights... Realized there were none. At least not today. DOH! Only #Strikeforce #feelingDumb
- Finally getting around to reading the new #JamesBond novel - Carte Blanche by Jeffery Deaver.
- Feels so good! RT @NHL: The @LAKings eyeing first trip to #StanleyCup Final since 1993. http://t.co/tb9SXkYh #PhxLAK #StanleyCup
- Bought $100K worth of Facebook stock, call w/Aaron Sorkin, finished reading Steve Jobs bio, it's a long weekend! 2 of these things are true.
- Unbelievable! 5 more to go till the @LAKings hoist up the #StanleyCup #goKingsgo http://t.co/0OzLL7kX
- @ThatOliviaCheng You're welcome as always! You keep makin' them and I'll keep takin' them lol. I am good and also a little squishy, thanks!
- Yup. Like I said. @LAKings win! *cough *cough SWEEP! 6 more to go to the #StanleyCup #Believe #LAKings #nhl #BeatByLA http://t.co/YATIIlmn
- I'm salivating in anticipation. RT @IMDb: It's official! Aaron Sorkin has signed on to adapt 'Steve Jobs', based on bio http://t.co/MBag2rpD
- Yes yes yes!!! Way to go @LAKings ! 9-1 in 2012 #StanleyCup Playoffs and 6-0 on the road. Go #LAKings go!!! http://t.co/hpIX9CUgMay 13, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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- May 21, 12
Admiral Shane: Prepare to fire.
Crew member: Sir, which weapons?
Admiral Shane: All of them.
Battleship
Starring Alexander Skarsgård, Brooklyn Decker, Taylor Kitsch, Liam Neeson, Rihanna
Written by Erich Hoeber, Jon Hoeber
Directed by Peter Berg
Plot: Based on the board game (yes, that is what I said) a fleet of battleships takes on an armada of alien "battleships".
"Independence Day, Top Gun, Armageddon, Pearl Harbour... Kind of like those movies all mashed into one. You like those movies -- you will like Battleship. I happen to like those movies." - May 20, 12
Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
Marty: Hey, shh, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.
The Cabin in the Woods
Starring Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison
Written by Joss Whedon, Drew Goddard
Directed by Drew Goddard
Plot: Five friends hang at a remote cabin in the woods where they get hunted by very ugly and bad things, discovering the cabin in the woods is no ordinary cabin in the woods.
"Like The Truman Show meets The Running Man meets Scream... A "WTF" movie filled with "WTF" funtastic fun! Makes you proud to be a Joss Whedon fan!" - May 08, 12
Tony Stark: There is no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top! Maybe your army will come, maybe it's too much for us, but it's all on you! Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
The Avengers
Starring Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson
Written by Joss Whedon, Zak Penn
Directed by Joss Whedon
Plot: Under the guidance of Nick Fury from S.H.I.E.L.D., a team of elite superhuman superheroes come together to form The Avengers to help save Earth from an intergalactic army.
"Feels like all three original Star Wars films wrapped into one... A great setup, downfall middle, and an all-out kick-ass fun, action packed finale! Not the best superhero movie ever -- but certainly one of the grandest." - May 06, 12
Louis Salinger: Sometimes the hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn... I'm the one you burn.
The International
Starring Clive Owen, Naomi Watts, Armin Mueller-Stahl
Written by Eric Singer
Directed by Tom Tykwer
Plot: A high-profile financial institution's role in an international arms dealing ring is unraveled by an Interpol agent with a case of blood lust and revenge.
"An intriguing thriller with a kick-ass action sequence in the Guggenheim." - Apr 30, 12
Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey
Starring Kevin Clash, Whoopi Goldberg
Written by Philip Shane, Justin Weinstein
Directed by Constance Marks
Plot: An inspirational documentary about Kevin Clash, the man and heart and soul behind the puppet Elmo.
"Kevin Clash's story is one that proves if you do what you love in life, you will succeed. An inspirational story that reminds us to always chase our dreams." - Apr 30, 12
Snake Plissken: Fuck you, I'm going to Hollywood...
Escape from L.A.
Starring Kurt Russell, Steve Buscemi, Stacy Keach
Written by John Carpenter, Debra Hill, Kurt Russell
Directed by John Carpenter
Plot: Snake Plissken is back and once again enlisted by the US government to recover a doomsday device in a post-apocalyptic version of LA.
"A bad-ass remake/sequel to the classic Escape from New York. With a bigger budget and cast - L.A. proves to be a lot more fun than N.Y."
- Apr 17, 12
Gus Green: This is gonna be a ten.
Joe Waters: Ten plus.
Gus Green, Joe Waters: Borderline 11!
Gone Fishin'
Starring Joe Pesci, Danny Glover, Rosanna Arquette
Written by Jill Mazursky, J.J. Abrams
Directed by Christopher Cain
Plot: When two fishing buddies embark on a trip, they get into all sorts of trouble.
"A horrible, horrible film only worth watching to check out the early writings of one J.J. Abrams." - Apr 15, 12
Aramis: We are offering you the chance to be King.
Phillippe: No, you are offering me the chance to pretend to be King.
The Man in the Iron Mask
Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich
Written by Randall Wallace, based on the novels by Alexandre Dumas Père
Directed by Randall Wallace
Plot: The Three Musketeers try to substitute the cruel King Louis XIV with his imprisoned secret twin brother, who they believe would make a much better king.
"A well told story brought out by great performances from an all-star cast." - Apr 15, 12
Michael: I'm not frightened. I'm not frightened of anything. The more I suffer, the more I love. Danger will only increase my love. It will sharpen it, forgive its vice. I will be the only angel you need. You will leave life even more beautiful than you entered it. Heaven will take you back and look at you and say: Only one thing can make a soul complete and that thing is love.
The Reader
Starring Kate Winslet, Ralph Fiennes, Bruno Ganz
Written by David Hare, based on the book by Bernhard Schlink
Directed by Stephen Daldry
Plot: Set in post World War II Germany, a lawyer re-encounters a former lover that he had an affair with when he was fifteen a decade later and discovers she is on trial for war-crimes.
"There is a lot of Kate Winslet nakedness in this film, but thankfully a lot of great substance as well." - Apr 09, 12
Zeus: Why are you doing this?
Hades: You want me to say it, brother? You want me to say I'm afraid? Doesn't that go without saying? When mortals die, their souls go somewhere - there's no place where gods go when they die! There's nothing, just oblivion...
Wrath of the Titans
Starring Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Rosamund Pike
Written by Dan Mazeau, David Johnson
Directed by Jonathan Liebesman
Plot: The ancient Titans are unleashed upon the world once again and Perseus must battle the underworld to rescue his father, Zeus, and save mankind.
"Not as awesome as something titled "Wrath of the Titans" would suggest... Just an okay movie that could have kicked a lot more ass as the trailer lead people to believe." - Apr 08, 12
Bob Hauk: You going to kill me, Snake?
Snake Plissken: Not now, I'm too tired.
[pause]
Snake Plissken: Maybe later.
Escape from New York
Starring Kurt Russell, Lee Van Cleef, Ernest Borgnine
Written by John Carpenter, Nick Castle
Directed by John Carpenter
Plot: In this 1997, Manhattan's crime rate has gone up 400 percent and has basically turned into a giant maximum security prison where the US President's plane crashes and one badass convict named Snake is his only hope of getting out alive.
"This movie is bad. In both the cool way and the not-so-cool way. One thing is for sure - Snake Plissken kicks major ass!" - Apr 07, 12
Mikael Blomkvist: What has happened to you? How did you turn out this way? You know everything about me. I don't know shit about you. Not a damn thing.
Lisbeth Salander: That's the way it is.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009)
Starring Michael Nyqvist, Noomi Rapace, Ewa Fröling
Written by Nikolaj Arcel, Rasmus Heisterberg; based on the novel by Stieg Larsson
Directed by Niels Arden Oplev
Plot: Journalist Mikael Blomkvist is hired to investigate the disappearance of a girl who has been missing for forty years and enlists Lisbeth Salander, a young punk-rock computer hacker to help him.
"A captivating raw thriller! A solid movie." - Apr 06, 12
Lem: You were just talking alien.
Captain Charles T. Baker: Hey, I'm not the alien here. You are.
Lem: Me? You are.
Captain Charles T. Baker: No, you are.
Lem: You are. You... You came to my planet.
Captain Charles T. Baker: An alien planet. Hello.
Planet 51
Starring Dwayne Johnson, Justin Long, Gary Oldman
Written by Joe Stillman
Directed by Jorge Blanco, Javier Abad, Marcos Martínez
Plot: An astronaut lands on an alien planet where he is clearly the "alien" and is feared by its inhabitants.
"Some fun references to classic sci-fi films, but its attempt to be an epic animation falls short." - Apr 01, 12
Ryder: I talked to God.
Walter Garber: That's good, what did he say?
Ryder: He said I should trust in Him, all others pay cash. How soon can you get it down here?
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
Starring Denzel Washington, John Travolta, John Turturro
Written by Brian Helgeland; based on the novel by John Godey
Directed by Tony Scott
Plot: A subway train dispatcher faces-off with an eccentric mastermind who hijacks a New York subway train.
"A slick thriller with fun performances from Travolta and Denzel. A good popcorn movie." - Mar 27, 12
Michael Oher: It's nice, I never had one before.
Leigh Anne Touhy: What, a room to yourself?
Michael Oher: A bed.
The Blind Side
Starring Quinton Aaron, Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw
Written by John Lee Hancock; based on the book by Michael Lewis
Directed by John Lee Hancock
Plot: The true story of Michael Oher, a homeless boy who became an All American football player and first round NFL draft pick all thanks to the love and compassion of one caring Christian woman and her family.
"A total feel-good and off-the-chart inspirational story. A wholesomely good watch." - Mar 27, 12
Frank Pierce: I'd always had nightmares, but now the ghosts didn't wait for me to sleep.
Bringing Out the Dead
Starring Nicolas Cage, Patricia Arquette, Tom Sizemore
Written by Paul Schrader; based on the novel by Joe Connelly
Directed by Martin Scorsese
Plot: A burnt out Manhattan ambulance paramedic struggles with his demons on every shift he is on.
"A great soundtrack and some solid acting from Nicolas Cage, but nothing else going on." - Mar 26, 12
Katniss Everdeen: I volunteer! I volunteer as a tribute!
The Hunger Games
Starring Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth
Written by Gary Ross, Billy Ray; based on the novel by Suzanne Collins
Directed by Gary Ross
Plot: In a future where a girl and a boy are chosen by the government from one of its twelve districts to enter a game where they fight to the death on live television, one girl named Katniss Everdeen lets her courage show as she plays the game.
"Doesn't quite live up to the hype. Not a bad movie, but it could have been a really great movie in the hands of a more "blockbuster" style director." - Mar 25, 12
"Beyond all the concepts of wrong doing and right doing...
There is a field... I will meet you there."
-Rumi
Rockstar
Starring Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri, Shammi Kapoor
Written by Imtiaz Ali
Directed by Imtiaz Ali
Plot: On his way to superstardom, an uninhibited youth falls for an engaged college girl and self-destructs when he reaches his pinnacle.
"An epic movie. Great music by A.R. Rahman and great performances by Ranbir Kapoor and Nargis Fakhri." - Mar 25, 12
Chili Palmer: Raji, look at me.
Raji: I'm looking at you, man!
Chili Palmer: You say you're looking at me, but are you really looking at me?
Raji: I'm really looking at you. You got something stupid to say? Say it, so I can be done with you.
Chili Palmer: Linda's quit. She's out of The Chicks.
Raji: Man, miss me with that. She's got five years left in her contract.
Chili Palmer: Well, I've just canceled it.
Raji: You come walking out of the dark. Who are you supposed to be?
Chili Palmer: I'm the one setting you straight. I'm Linda's new manager.
Be Cool
Starring John Travolta, Uma Thurman, Dwayne Johnson
Written by Peter Steinfeld; based on the novel by Elmore Leonard
Directed by F. Gary Gray
Plot: Chili Palmer decides to move on from the movie industry and tries to charm his way into the music biz in the same gangster filled fashion.
"Be Cool is so cool! John Travolta kills it again as Chili Palmer." - Mar 24, 12
Officer Hinch: [looking at a candy box with a human heart inside] Think I waited too long to retire.
Burke: You and me both, Hinch. Who did this?
Officer Hinch: Harry Warden.
Burke: Harry Warden's in a coma.
Officer Hinch: Guess he woke up.
My Bloody Valentine (2009)
Starring Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith
Written by Todd Farmer, Zane Smith
Directed by Patrick Lussier
Plot: An axe pick wielding killer goes nuts on a small mining town.
"As much axe-pick-to-the-head 3D style fun as one can have!" - Mar 21, 12
Shuya: I am weak, and useless. But I'll stay by your side. I'll protect you.
Battle Royale
Starring Tatsuya Fujiwara, Aki Maeda, Takeshi Kitano
Written by Kenta Fukasaku; based on the novel by Koushun Takami
Directed by Kinji Fukasaku
Plot: In a bleak future, ninth grade students are forced by the Japanese government to kill each other on a deserted island.
"A sadistic good time! Twisted, hyper-violent fun! Born from Lord of the Flies/The Running Man and the parent of The Hunger Games." - Mar 12, 12
Brother Mann: I am trying to get that feeling.
Black Ransom
Starring Simon Yam, Kiu Wai Miu, Fala Chen
Written by Jing Wong
Directed by Kwok-Man Keung
Plot: Two rival gangs and one cool cop try to outsmart each other to fulfill their own personal agendas.
"Nothing too special going on in this very typical Hong Kong action thriller other than a very cool performance by Simon Yam." - Mar 11, 12
Margaret White: Witch. Got Satan's Power.
Carrie White: It has nothing to do with Satan, Mama. It's me. Me. If I concentrate hard enough, I can move things.
Carrie
Starring Sissy Spacek, Piper Laurie, Amy Irving
Written by Lawrence D. Cohen, based on the novel by Stephen King
Directed by Brian De Palma
Plot: An outcast girl with telekinetic powers unleashes her power when she gets teased and pushed to the limit.
"A coming of age story that is disturbingly good! Classic Halloween fare." - Mar 04, 12
Mike Whittier: Are you going to kill me?
Agent 47: If I was going to kill you, I'd have done it when you walked to your car this morning and been gone by the time your body hit the sidewalk.
Hitman
Starring Timothy Olyphant, Dougray Scott, Olga Kurylenko
Written by Skip Woods
Directed by Xavier Gens
Plot: Based on the popular video game, a hitman gets entangled in a political conspiracy and looks for answers while dropping bodies along the way.
"Not too sure about the plot, but the action and Timothy Olyphant were super slick. Oh, and Olga Kurylenko was not too bad to look at either." - Mar 03, 12[Rango marches into the bank after it's been robbed]
Rango: All right, folks; stand back, clear the area, this is a crime scene, now. Secure the parameter, dust for prints, check for fibers, scan for DNA, I want a urine sample from everyone and get me a latte. Don't mix up the two.
Rango
Starring Johnny Depp, Isla Fisher, Ned Beatty
Written by John Logan
Directed by Gore Verbinski
Plot: An ordinary everyday chameleon winds up in a town in the middle of the desert and becomes their much needed sheriff.
"One of the most original animations I have ever seen! Wonderfully written and wonderfully performed by Johnny Depp."
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Dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.
Cobb, from Inception
