Butch Ewing

Butch Ewing is a Web Applications Developer, Artist, Musician, Super Hero, T-Shirt Printer, Public Figure, Scooter Driver, Cancer Survivor, Christ Follower, Screen Writer, Ordained Minister, Comedian, Dork.

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There’s nothing like opening up a fresh bag of coffee! (Taken with instagram)

What? You wanna cookie? (Taken with instagram)

Clear scans celebration and homage to Dublin Dr Pepper. (Taken with instagram)

Onions are expensive! (Taken with instagram)

Mini Me (Taken with instagram)

Fancy Multi-photo Shooter Thingy (Taken with instagram)

Now that’s an interesting way to transport an airplane! (Taken with instagram)

There’s no place like home. (Taken with instagram)

WWII Fighter Plane (Taken with instagram)

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Flowers in the garden. (Taken with instagram)

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I’m not sure why everybody wants to be a hippie. (Taken with instagram)

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September 24, 09:11 PM
September 02, 11:45 PM
September 02, 06:28 PM

Hi, my name is Butch Ewing. No, I'm not a pirate. I wear this eye patch because I have a rare form of cancer called Ocular Melanoma. Ocular Melanoma affects only six out of a million people each year. There is no known cause and about a 50% mortality rate. 

Because of early detection and recent advances in modern medicine, I'm celebrating my three year cancerversary! But there is no cure for cancer. 

Help me in raising awareness for this aggressive disease. Please visit www.helpbutch.com to lean more about Ocular Melanoma and how you can help me, Butch Ewing.

Right now, I'm involved in a contest with about.me. Go to www.about.me/butchewing to vote for my profile to be the face of about.me. If I win, my profile will be on a billboard in Times Square NYC! But I can't do it without your help. 

So, go to helpbutch.com now. And remember, get yearly dilated eye exams because eye cancer is no joke. Oh, and visit your local ophthalmologist, and tell them that Butch sent you!

 

http://www.helpbutch.com
http://www.about.me/butchewing
http://www.ocularmelanoma.org

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September 20, 10:18 AM
September 12, 08:21 PM



X-Men: First Class - Matthew Vaughn

Following the classic Marvel mythology, X-MEN: FIRST CLASS charts the epic beginning of the X-Men saga. Before Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr took the names Professor X and Magneto, they were two young men discovering their powers for the first time. Before they were archenemies, they were closest of friends, working together with other mutants (some familiar, some new), to stop the greatest threat the world has ever known.

X-Men: First Class | Matthew Vaughn
Genre: Action & Adventure
Released: June 03, 2011
2011 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. All rights reserved. X-Men, all character names and their distinctive likenesses: TM & 2011 Marvel Entertainment, LLC and its subsidiaries. All Rights Reserved.
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September 04, 06:14 PM

Bossypants (Unabridged) - Tina Fey

Bossypants (Unabridged) | Tina Fey
Genre: Comedy
Released: April 05, 2011
2011 Hachette Audio
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August 27, 11:44 PM

Soul Surfer - Sean McNamara

SOUL SURFER is the inspiring true story of teen surfer Bethany Hamilton, who lost her arm in a shark attack and courageously overcame all odds to become a champion again, through her sheer determination and unwavering faith. The film features an all-star cast, including AnnaSophia Robb and Helen Hunt, with Carrie Underwood in her film debut, and Dennis Quaid. In the wake of this life-changing event that took her arm and nearly her life, Bethany's feisty determination and steadfast beliefs spur her toward an adventurous comeback that gives her the grit to turn her loss into a gift for others.

Soul Surfer | Sean McNamara
Genre: Drama
Released: April 08, 2011
2011 Enticing Entertainment LLC. All Rights Reserved.
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August 27, 10:00 AM

MTV Unplugged: Thirty Seconds To Mars - 30 Seconds to Mars

MTV Unplugged: Thirty Seconds To Mars | 30 Seconds to Mars
Genre: Alternative
Released: August 19, 2011
2011 Virgin Records America, Inc.. All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction is a violation of applicable laws. Manufactured by Virgin Records America, Inc., Capitol Records, LLC, 150 Fifth Avenue, New York, NY 10011.
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August 26, 09:30 AM

Rio (2011) - Carlos Saldanha

RIO is an animated feature from the makers of the Ice Age films. Set in the magnificent city of Rio de Janeiro and the lush rain forest of Brazil, this comedy-adventure centers on Blu, a rare macaw who thinks he is the last of his kind. When Blu discovers there’s another – and that she’s a she – he leaves the comforts of his cage in small town Minnesota and heads to Rio. But it’s far from love at first sight between the domesticated and flight-challenged Blu and the fiercely independent, high-flying female, Jewel. Unexpectedly thrown together, they embark on an adventure of a lifetime, where they learn about friendship, love, courage, and being open to life’s many wonders. RIO brings together a menagerie of vivid characters, a heart-warming story, colorful backdrops, energizing Latin and contemporary music, and family-friendly song and dance.

Rio (2011) | Carlos Saldanha
Genre: Kids & Family
Released: April 15, 2011
2011 Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment LLC. All rights reserved.
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August 25, 08:30 AM

Rango (2011) - Gore Verbinski

Get ready to tango with RANGO, a winner with critics and audiences that’s "like nothing you’ve ever seen before" (Peter Travers, Rolling Stone). Johnny Depp is spectacular as Rango, a kooky pet chameleon who gets tossed into a wild and raucous town in desperate need of a hero. Refreshingly original with eye-popping animation, RANGO is "loads of fun and genuinely funny" (Betsy Sharkey, Los Angeles Times).

Rango (2011) | Gore Verbinski
Genre: Comedy
Released: March 04, 2011
2011 Paramount Pictures. All Rights Reserved.
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August 25, 05:30 AM

The EntreLeadership Podcast - Dave Ramsey, hosted by Chris LoCurto

Lessons from Dave Ramsey on business, team building and leadership. Hosted by Chris LoCurto. Each episode features leaders from industry such as Tony Hsieh, Simon Sinek and Dan Cathy.

The EntreLeadership Podcast | Dave Ramsey, hosted by Chris LoCurto
Genre: Careers
Copyright 2011
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August 24, 09:49 PM

Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil - Mike Disa

The good… the bad… the Twitchy. From the team that brought you Hoodwinked, the hilarious re-telling of the classic Little Red Riding Hood fable which grossed over $110M box-office worldwide, comes the side-splitting follow-up Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil. The sequel catches up with our heroine, Little Red (Hayden Panettiere of TV's HEROES), training with a covert group called the Sisters of the Hood. Finishing her training, Little Red is sent out on her first mission by the returning Nicky Flippers – head of the Happily Ever After Agency – to investigate the disappearance of Hansel (Bill Hader of SUPERBAD) and Gretel (Amy Poehler of TV's PARKS & RECREATION). Of course, what is a sequel without guest stars from the original? Thankfully, Granny (Glenn Close of 101 DALMATIANS) and the rest of the Hoodwinked gang, including the intrepid reporter, the Wolf (Patrick Warburton of TV's SEINFELD), return to help solve the forest's latest caper.

Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil | Mike Disa
Genre: Comedy
Released: April 29, 2011
2011 Kanbar Entertainment, LLC and Portfolio Funding Company LLC I
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December 04, 12:17 AM




One Christmas Eve a long time ago, a baby crawled into Santa's bag of toys... Raised as an elf, Buddy grows into an adult three times larger than the biggest elf--and realizes that he will never truly fit in at the North Pole. This holiday season, Buddy goes looking for his true place in the world--in New York City. Buddy finds his workaholic father…who's on Santa's "naughty" list, a new mother and a 10-year-old brother who doesn't believe in Santa Claus or elves. Here, now, Buddy discovers his destiny…to save Christmas for New York and the world! Starring Golden Globe and Emmy Award-nominee Will Ferrell ("Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby," TV's "Saturday Night Live"), Academy Award, Golden Globe and Emmy Award-nominee James Caan ("The Godfather," "Funny Lady"), Golden Globe-winner and Emmy Award-nominee Bob Newhart (TV's "Newhart," "Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde"), Golden Globe and Emmy Award-winner Edward Asner (TV's "Lou Grant," "JFK"), Academy Award and Golden Globe-winner Mary Steenburgen ("The Brave One," "Melvin and Howard") and Zooey Deschanel ("Almost Famous," "Failure to Launch").


Elf | Jon Favreau
Genre: Comedy
Released: November 16, 2004
™ & MMVII New Line Productions, Inc. All rights reserved.
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November 26, 06:13 PM






Sigh No More | Mumford & Sons
Genre: Alternative
Released: February 16, 2010
2009 Mumford & Sons under exclusive licence to Glassnote
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November 08, 12:06 PM






How to Train Your Dragon Synopsis: A winner with audiences and critics alike, DreamWorks Animation’s HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON rolls fire-breathing action, epic adventure and laughs into a captivating and original story. Hiccup is a young Viking who defies tradition when he befriends one of his deadliest foes – a ferocious dragon he calls Toothless. Together, the unlikely heroes must fight against all odds to save both their worlds in this “wonderful good-time hit!” (Gene Shalit, Today). http://www.howtotrainyourdragon.com

How to Train Your Dragon | Dean Deblois & Chris Sanders
Genre: Kids & Family
Released: March 26, 2010
2010 DreamWorks Animation L.L.C. All Rights Reserved.
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November 08, 12:04 AM
























As Andy prepares to depart for college, Woody, Buzz, Jessie and the rest of Andy's faithful toys wonder what will become of them. But, when a mix-up lands them at Sunnyside Daycare, they meet a host of new toys and soon discover a wild new adventure is just beginning! Take an amazing journey with some of the most beloved characters in movie history and discover what being a friend is truly all about.

Toy Story 3 | Pixar
Genre: Kids & Family
Released: June 18, 2010
Disney*Pixar
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October 31, 04:09 PM




You demanded it and now the surprise hit critics call "one of the scariest movies of all time"* can be experienced in the most terrifying place of all...your home. After a young, middle-class couple moves into what seems like a typical suburban house, they become increasingly disturbed by a presence that may or may not be demonic but is certainly most active in the middle of the night. Especially while they sleep. Paranormal Activity builds suspense all the way to the shocking ending. Roger Ebert calls it "truly scary."** Go ahead, we dare you to watch it at home...at least you can leave the lights on. * bloody-disgusting.com ** Roger Ebert, rogerebert.com, CHICAGO SUN-TI

Paranormal Activity | Oren Peli
Genre: Horror
Released: December 29, 2009
2009 Paramount Pictures Corporation and Oren Peli d.b.a Solana Films. All Rights Reserved.
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October 30, 08:07 PM





Jordan, a nerdy girl with two left feet, her horror fan brother Hunter, and their dad travel to Transylvania when they learn they've inherited a castle from a mysterious great uncle. The castle holds many secrets and one of them turns the klutzy Jordan into a werewolf. While Hunter finds himself forced to wrangle his newly confident, werewolf sister, he also uncovers a conflict brewing that will pit his family against dark ancient forces.

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The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (2010) | Eric Bross
Genre: Kids & Family
Released: October 22, 2010
2010 Viacom Inc.
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Podcast

Watch Victoria Justice in the original Nickelodeon movie The Boy Who Cried Werewolf now available for digital download.

The Boy Who Cried Werewolf | Nickelodeon
Genre: TV & Film
2010 Viacom International Inc.
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October 29, 09:00 AM





Nancy, Kris, Quentin, Jesse and Dean all live on Elm Street. At night, they're all having the same dream--of the same man, wearing a tattered red and green striped sweater, a beaten fedora half-concealing a disfigured face and a gardener's glove with knives for fingers. And they're all hearing the same frightening voice... One by one, he terrorizes them within the curved walls of their dreams, where the rules are his, and the only way out is to wake up. But when one of their number dies a violent death, they soon realize that what happens in their dreams happens for real, and the only way to stay alive is to stay awake. Functioning on little to no sleep, the four surviving friends struggle to understand why them, why now, and what their parents aren't telling them. Buried in their past is a debt that has just come due, and to save themselves, they will have to plunge themselves into the mind of the most twisted nightmare of all... Freddy Krueger.

A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010) | Samuel Bayer
Genre: Horror
Released: April 30, 2010
2010 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. All Rights Reserved.
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October 28, 10:32 PM


Part campy musical, part horror film, the movie details the travails of a squeaky clean couple stranded at a creepy castle where the inhabitants sing and dance through a bacchanalian romp of murder, bisexuality and cannibalism. The madcap, musical mayhem begins when rain-soaked Brad and Janet take refuge in the castle of Dr. Frank-N-Furter, a transvestite mad scientist from outer space who is about to unveil his greatest creation! Join Tim Curry, Barry Bostwick, Susan Sarandon and rock star Meat Loaf in the most popular cult classic of all time.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show | Jim Sharman
Genre: Musicals
Released: October 03, 2000
1975 Houtsnede Maatschappi N.V.
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October 28, 11:23 PM




Watch Now Before It's In Theaters. A crashed space probe over Mexico changes life as we know it when giant aliens begin to appear. A couple must travel through the dangerous infected zone to get back to the US in this stunning sci-fi epic.

Monsters (2010) | Gareth Edwards
Genre: Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Released: October 29, 2010
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October 28, 09:23 AM







Angry Birds Halloween - Rovio Mobile Ltd.

Angry Birds Halloween: A Ghastly Special Edition of Terrifying Fun! This season, Angry Birds returns with a treat: a spectacular Special Edition! Hundreds of pigs, pumpkins and plump, pulverizing birds! 45 daunting levels of pig and pumpkin-smashing action! A Fearsome Tale of a Golden Egg… of Terror! We’d like to take this opportunity to wish our fans worldwide Happy Halloween! Follow us on Twitter for Angry Birds updates and more information of our upcoming line of toys: http://twitter.angrybirds.com Become a fan of Angry Birds on Facebook: http://facebook.angrybirds.com The survival of the Angry Birds is at stake - even on Halloween. Dish out revenge on the green pigs who stole the Birds’ eggs. Use the unique destructive powers of the Angry Birds to lay waste to the pigs’ hideouts and smash any and all pesky pumpkins in the process. Angry Birds Halloween features hours of gameplay, challenging physics-based demolition action, and lots of replay value. Each of the 45 levels requires logic, skill, and brute force to crush the enemy. Angry Birds Halloween is a Special Edition of the #1 iPHONE PAID APP OF ALL TIME AVERAGE REVIEW SCORE for version 1.4.0 of Angry Birds = 4.78 / 5. “Lemme tell ya, these ain’t no ordinary finches we’re talkin’ about. These here are the Angry Birds, the ones that’s gonna kick you in the ‘nads. And they’re the ones on your side. They must be from Galapadapados, or sumptin’.” – Col. Angus, Bird Expert. Protect wildlife or play Angry Birds! Features 45 levels, leaderboards, achievements, Facebook and Twitter integration, and lots and lots of Angry Birds, pigs, pumpkins, and pigs hiding in pumpkins!

Angry Birds Halloween | Rovio Mobile Ltd.
Category: Games
Released: October 21, 2010
Rovio Mobile Ltd
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Angry Birds - Clickgamer.com

The survival of the Angry Birds is at stake. Dish out revenge on the green pigs who stole the Birds’ eggs. Use the unique destructive powers of the Angry Birds to lay waste to the pigs’ fortified castles. Angry Birds features hours of gameplay, challenging physics-based castle demolition, and lots of replay value. Each of the 195 levels requires logic, skill, and brute force to crush the enemy. Features 195 levels, leaderboards, achievements, Facebook and Twitter integration, and lots and lots of Angry Birds! Protect wildlife or play Angry Birds! #1 IPHONE PAID APP in US, UK, Canada, Italy, Germany, Russia, Sweden, Denmark, Finland, Singapore, Poland, France, Netherlands, Malta, Greece, Austria, Australia, Turkey, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Belgium, Norway, Hungary, Malaysia, Luxembourg, Portugal, Czech Republic, Spain, Ireland, Romania, New Zealand, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Nicaragua, Kazakhstan, Argentina, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Slovenia, Mauritius, Chile, Hong Kong, Pakistan, Taiwan, Colombia, Indonesia, Thailand, India, Kenya, Macedonia, Croatia, Macau, Paraguay, Peru, Armenia, Philippines, Vietnam, Jordan, Kuwait and Malta. #1 IPHONE PAID GAME in more countries than we can count! AVERAGE REVIEW SCORE for version 1.4.0 = 4.78 / 5. “Lemme tell ya, these ain’t no ordinary finches we’re talkin’ about. These here are the Angry Birds, the ones that’s gonna kick you in the ‘nads. And they’re the ones on your side. They must be from Galapadapados, or sumptin’.” – Col. Angus, Bird Expert.

Angry Birds | Clickgamer.com
Category: Games
Released: December 11, 2009
Rovio Mobile
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October 25, 09:05 AM


















It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown | Peanuts' Charlie Brown
Genre: Animation
Released: October 27, 1966
1966 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.
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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown is the third prime time animated television special, based on the comic strip Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz.
It was the first Halloween special to be produced and animated by Bill Melendez. Its initial broadcast took place on October 27, 1966, on CBS, preempting My Three Sons. CBS re-aired the special annually through 2000, with ABC picking up the rights beginning in 2001. The program was nominated for an Emmy award. It has been issued on home video several times, including a Remastered Deluxe Edition of the special released byWarner Home Video on September 2, 2008, with the bonus feature It's Magic, Charlie Brown which was released in 1981.[1]
To celebrate its 40th anniversary, a retrospective book was published in 2006 entitled, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown: The Making of a Television Classic with the entire script, never-before-seen photographs, storyboard excerpts, and interviews with the original child actors who provided the voices of the Peanuts gang.
October 24, 11:13 PM







The Apple Keynotes podcast offers video of the company's most important announcements, including Apple CEO Steve Jobs' annual keynotes from Macworld.
Apple Keynotes | Apple Inc.
Genre: Tech News
Copyright © 2008 Apple Inc.
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October 24, 09:13 PM




Date Night (Extended Edition) | Shawn Levy
Genre: Comedy
Released: April 06, 2010
2009 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation
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The laughs last longer with the Date Night Extended Edition, which includes a never-before-seen scenes and added footage not shown in theaters! Steve Carell and Tina Fey are a match made in comedy heaven in this uproarious adventure about an ordinary couple in the right place...on the wrong night. Phil and Claire Foster are a sensible, suburban husband and wife slogging through their daily lives and marriage. But a case of mistaken identity sets off an outrageous chain of events involving small-time thieves, big-city mobsters, corrupt cops and a crazed cabbie, as the Fosters’ “date night” turns into a wild ride they’ll never forget!

http://www.datenightmovieme.com
http://www.datenight-lefilm.com (French)
October 21, 09:16 AM





Come Around Sundown (Extended Version) - Kings of Leon

Come Around Sundown (Extended Version) | Kings of Leon
Genre: Alternative
Released: October 19, 2010
2010 RCA Records, a unit of Sony Music Entertainment
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Come Around Sundown - Kings of Leon

Come Around Sundown | Kings of Leon
Genre: Alternative
Released: October 19, 2010
2010 RCA Records, a unit of Sony Music Entertainment
DOWNLOAD MUSIC $10.99

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October 07, 09:53 PM
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September 18, 04:31 PM

An easy to use resource for PHP, jQuery, ASP.NET, C#, Python and more. Simply to go to http://detectmobilebrowsers.com select your script type and BAM! You've got a very robust mobile browser detection. I recently used this on http://helpbutch.com. I made the right column only visible on non-mobile browsers. It only took my 30 seconds to implement! Now, that's what I call rapid application development.
March 22, 07:36 PM

I've noticed that it is trendy to name versions of software or whatnot. So, I have decided to name HTML5 "Cinco". Likewise, I have decided to name HTML4 and all previous versions, "HTML", primarily because HTML4 is really the beginning of it all and < HTML4 is seemingly insignificant.

So, from no on, please refer to HTML5 as "Cinco" and any previous versions as simply "HTML".

December 04, 12:52 AM
I recently had the opportunity to attend Codeworks for the first time. Besides having to get up super early on a Saturday and drive three hours there and back, it was very cool. I learned quite a bit, met some very smart people and got to explore a little more of Austin, Texas. I'm glad that I went and I will go again.

What is Codeworks?

Simply put, Codeworks is a series of one-day conferences for PHP developers that takes place in various locations across the United States. Instead of making you travel to another town, we’ll do all the flying and bring the conference to you!

Codeworks is a highly-technical, in-depth event for developers and I.T. managers. It’s put together and presented by the some of the same team members that run php|architect Magazine, the best-known PHP magazine in the world, and organize php|tek, one of the most popular PHP conferences in North America.

Session 1: Unit Testing Strategies

Presented by Keith Casey

Official Summary
High Code Coverage through extensive Unit Testing is the Holy Grail in software development. Theoretically, it would create an environment where the code could be debugged, re-factored, and extended while keeping a stable and overall clean system. Unfortunately, this is about as elusive as the Holy Grail. This session will cover some easy ways to triage your project and figure out which tests can be the most useful right now.

What I learned

I'm ashamed to admit that I don't know anything about unit tests. I'm a looser. I need to get on the ball. As a result, most of what Keith said was over my head. That guy is brilliant. Keith has forgotten more than I'll ever know. My favorite quote from Keith is: "Don't quote me on that."

Session 2: Learn to love the front end

Presented by Ryan Stewart

Official Summary
As a PHP developer, you’re a rockstar server-side coder – but more and more it’s becoming critical to build interesting user interfaces for your web applications. In this talk you’ll see an overview of some of the different front-end technologies. From jQuery to Adobe Flex, you’ll see how you can leverage open source framework to start building great looking user interfaces. You’ll see what’s possible with jQuery, including easy animation and easy Ajax calls, and how Adobe Flex enables advanced UI like high-end data visualization and real-time collaboration. You’ll leave with an understanding of both how and when to use HTML5/JavaScript and Adobe Flex, and see how they can help you build engaging applications faster that impress your boss and friends.

What I learned

  • I'm on the right track
  • HTML5, CSS3, JS (jQuery) is the way to go for most applications
  • Achieving desktop like behavior is the goal "It's 2010, there's no reason for a page refresh!"
  • Flash has an amazing real time collaboration tool

I really appreciated Ryan's attitude towards Flash and it's place in the development world. It was both refreshing and insightful.

Session 3: APIs from the ground up

Presented by Cal Evans

Official Summary
What do you call a website with no HTML? An API. As the web moves out of the browser and into desktop and mobile applications, PHP developers are sitting pretty because of the speed at which they can build robust and scalable APIs to power these apps. This session takes a look at API, how to think about them, how to design them and what to do when they get wildly popular.

What I learned

  • I've been building API's all along!
  • I need to consider what happens when more than one users "checks out" a page.
  • I need to consider what happens to the session when a user changes locations, or IP's, or browsers.
  • Frapi is a cool little tool to help build API's
  • I need to understand what "Nonce" is???

Session 4: A hundred thousand users.. now what?

Presented by Keith Casey

Offical Summary
You’ve launched your site, got the buzz, and then it crashed. It came back up, but now it’s crawling. Your boss is upset, his boss is yelling, and your customers are looking at your competitors. This session will cover how to make sure your app is ready to scale and some optimizations to get you there.

What I learned

  • I need a plan for a major server load to scale quickly.
  • I need to rely on the cloud more.
  • I need to rely less on the DB.
  • Have a way to "rollback".

Session 5: Object orientation the 5.3 way

Presented by Chris Cornutt (Marco Tabini)

Offical Summary
With version 5.3, PHP has finally acquired a well-rounded object-orientation model that rivals—and in many way exceeds—those of most other languages, while maintaining PHP’s trademark simplicity and ease of use. In this session, Marco will explore the new OOP features in 5.3 and show you how they can improve your coding.

What I learned

  • PHP 5.3 has some cool stuff.
  • I should make sure that my code is ready for the upgrade.

Session 6: Five Tools You Should Know & Love

Presented by Cal Evans

Offical Summary
If your project is clean, completely well-structured, and lacks those last minute hacks forced by looming deadlines, this is not the session for you. For the rest of us, we need tools that will help identify problematic code and detect as those problems appear and grow. This session will demonstrate five open source php-tools that should be in every developers’ toolbox.

What I learned

  • Wow, I need to do more analyzing my server and code efficiency.

Conclusion

I really enjoyed Codeworks. I learned quite a bit and had a great time. I realize once again, that I don't know anything...but now I know a little bit of something.
November 14, 05:44 PM

 What is the Google Font API and the Google Font Directory?

The Google Font Directory provides high-quality web fonts that you can include in your pages using the Google Font API.

The Google Font API helps you add web fonts to any web page.
Benefits of the Google Font API include:
  • A choice of high quality open source fonts.
  • Works in most browsers.
  • Extremely easy to use.
Applying a font is easy: just add a special stylesheet link to your web page, then use the font in a CSS style.
For details, see the quick start example.

To give developers a choice of high-quality fonts when using the Font API, we have created the Google Font Directory. There you can browse our catalog of available fonts, learn about the font designers who created them, and copy the code required to use them on your web page.
The fonts in the directory are all released under open source licenses; you can use them on any non-commercial or commercial project.

Visit the Google Font Directory now





How do I start?

  1. Read the Getting Started guide.
  2. Choose fonts from the Font Directory.
  3. Optionally, use the WebFont Loader library for more control over font loading.



October 22, 03:47 PM
Matt Kruse put together a Javascript Toolbox.
This site is intended to be a repository of code and reusable libraries which address common needs that many web developers encounter. The code found here is based on standards but also tries to be backwards-compatible for browsers which don't support the standards. The information on the site emphasizes standards-compliance for best results, and best practices which should be followed. This is not a site containing snippets of code submitted by anonymous, unreliable coders. All code on the site is written by one person, in a consistent fashion, tested thoroughly, and used in practice by thousands of web sites around the world.

Among many useful toos, inside of the Javascript Toolbox is some Javascript Best Practices.

This document is a list of best practices and preferred ways of developing javascript code, based on opinions and experience from many developers in the javascript community. Since this is a list of recommendations rather than a list of absolute rules, experienced developers may have slightly differing opinions from those expressed below.
September 27, 10:25 PM

Google, like several others, have opened up their CDN servers to host popular javascript libraries. This is a cool way to offload some of your bandwidth on to Google. It also speeds up development if you just want to test or try a javascript framework.


What is the Google Libraries API?

The Libraries API is a content distribution network and loading architecture for the most popular, open-source JavaScript libraries. Using the Google API Loader's google.load() method increases your application's speed while providing access to a growing list of the most popular, open-source JavaScript libraries, including:
Google works directly with the key stake holders for each library effort and accepts the latest stable versions as they are released. Once we host a release of a given library, we are committed to hosting that release indefinitely.
The Libraries API takes the pain out of developing mashups in JavaScript while using a collection of libraries. We make it easy for you to host the libraries, correctly set cache headers, and stay current with the most recent bug fixes.

Audience

This documentation is designed for people familiar with JavaScript programming and object-oriented programming concepts. There are many JavaScript tutorialsavailable on the Web.

Introduction

The Libraries API provides your applications with stable, reliable, high-speed, globally available access to all of the most popular, open-source JavaScript libraries. Your application can use our very flexible loader google.load() or direct, path-based access to the scripts.

Sign up for an API key

To begin using the Google APIs, first you need to sign up for an API key. The API key costs nothing, and allows us to contact you directly if we detect an issue with your site.

Load the API

To begin using the Libraries API, include the following script in the header of your web page. Enter your own Google API key where it says INSERT-YOUR-KEY.
Warning: This example won't work unless you use your own API key. In the example below, replace "INSERT-YOUR-KEY" with your own, unique key.
Next, you load the libraries. The preferred method is to load the libraries via standard  tags (as in , which will result in the fastest loads.
You can also load any number of libraries via google.load() as follows:
  google.load("chrome-frame", "1.0.2");
  google
.load("dojo", "1.5");
  google
.load("ext-core", "3.1.0");
  google
.load("jquery", "1.4.2");
  google
.load("jqueryui", "1.8.5");
  google
.load("mootools", "1.2.4");
  google
.load("prototype", "1.6.1.0");
  google
.load("scriptaculous", "1.8.3");
  google
.load("swfobject", "2.2");
  google
.load("yui", "2.8.1");
  google
.load("webfont", "1.0.11");
As you can see in the code snippets above, the first argument to google.load is the name of a library. The second argument is a version specification. Thecomplete list of libraries is a growing collection of the most popular, open-source JavaScript libraries.
Note: If you choose to load libraries with google.load, you also need to set google.setOnLoadCallback.
You can find out more about google.load in the Google Loader developer's guide.

Versioning

google.load gives you two ways to specify which version of the library you wish to load. You can request:
  • A specific version (such as google.load("jqueryui", "1.8.2");, which loads that exact version of the library (in this case, version 1.8.2).
  • A truncated version (such as google.load("jqueryui", "1");, which loads the most recent version in that branch (in this case, 1.8.2).


June 27, 09:40 PM

I just launched a new personal project site http://onitunes.us. I've had the blog (http://blog.onitunes.us) for awhile. Durring my staycation I decided to kick it up a notch. Check it out and make fun of me...Oh, and if you click on any of the iTunes links I'll get a little something from it. So click click click!

To build this site I used:


The bulk of the site is parsing XML using PHP's SimpleXML extension. I also added a caching function inspired by RSS parser with cache function. All of the previews are Quicktime. I wanted to add a custom Flash video player, but I could not get it to work with the m4v's that Apple was sending me. I'm not sure why they DRM protect their previews???

I was thinking about adding some widgets that people can put on their websites, blogs, or social sites. I also thought about finally getting around to version 2 of the iTunes Artwork script that I had promised. I don't know??? Should I do it?

I discovered that the Apple iTunes Store partnered with LinkShare to offer an affiliate program. It's pretty cool. I've get a enough money each month to buy lunch. Everybody needs a little extra cash! It's easy. Click the banner below and set up and account today. Copy/paste a line of code and start making money right away!

August 24, 12:22 PM

I've been playing around with the Apple iTunes Store data feeds lately. Mainly I'm wanting to perfect how I post stuff to my blog about iTunes. But also because it's fun. I had the idea to show a bunch of album covers based on a specific search term. I quickly made this little script that pull 100 album covers from the Apple iTunes Store based on the work 'Love'. You can click on any of the album covers to download that album from iTunes.


Basically, I'm parsing a JSON feed from iTunes with jQuery and looping through the results. Pretty simple. I'm working on another version that allows the user to enter the search term and decide how many results are returned. But, more about that latter...
April 02, 10:37 PM

Ever wanted those flash iPhone on/off toggle switches on your webpage? Love jQuery? Well then I’ve got something special for you. iphone-style-checkboxes implements the iPhone toggles as replacements for standard HTML checkboxes. Simply run the script and your site will be updated with these specialized controls. Best of all, the underlying checkbox is not touched and backend system will never know the difference. The change is purely visual.

The iPhone Style Checkboxes jQuery script by Thomas Reynolds is pretty cool. I've used it on a couple of projects and I love how it works. I did have one small problem with form submissions. I sent a message to Thomas and he quickly responded. He wasn't able to help, but it's still cool that he had a dialogue with little ol' me. It turns out that when submitting a form, you'll need to make sure to make the value of the checkbox one.

input checked="" name="checkbox" type="checkbox" value="1"

Thomas also crafted a Prototype version.

Check it out... http://bit.ly/9hssHQ
April 04, 09:15 AM
CodeIgniter is a powerful PHP framework with a very small footprint, built for PHP coders who need a simple and elegant toolkit to create full-featured web applications. If you're a developer who lives in the real world of shared hosting accounts and clients with deadlines, and if you're tired of ponderously large and thoroughly undocumented frameworks.

There's been a big uprise of frameworks for PHP in the past several years. I've never really been able to fully commit to any of them. Many time I felt that they were just too much to deal with. About a year ago I went to a PHP meetup and Rasmus Lerdorf was there speaking about web security. Someone asked him which framework he liked. I really liked his answer. He said that he didn't like any of them. But, he did say that CodeIgniter is the one that he dislikes the least. Coming from the guy that is responsible for all development for Yahoo and the guy that freaking started PHP, I would say that is a pretty good compliment for CodeIgniter. So, I checked it out again. I forced myself to dig in and use it for a couple of projects. The more I used it the more I like it. It has its short comings, but it's the one that I dislike the least.
March 26, 08:26 PM

jQuery Tools is a collection of the most important user-interface components for today's websites. This single JavaScript file weighs only 5.72 Kb

I've been using the jQuery Tools from Flowplayer on quite a few projects. I really like it. They have tabs, tooltip, overlay, expose, scrollable, and flashembed. They put the js files on a CDN from Net DNA. Some of the demos don't always work and even the site itself seams to be down quite a bit. But, all in all it's great stuff. The forum is pretty good for help, it's really active. Flowplayer is pretty cool too!
March 02, 04:45 PM
TextMate brings Apple's approach to operating systems into the world of text editors. By bridging UNIX underpinnings and GUI, TextMate cherry-picks the best of both worlds to the benefit of expert scripters and novice users alike.

When I first started building websites I used Adobe Dreamweaver on a PC. There are lots of things that I love and hate about Dreamweaver. There are really on things that I hate about PC's. Several years ago I jumped on the Mac bandwagon. No regrets. I stuck with Dreamweaver and it suited me just fine for a while. About a year ago I started looking at other text editors like Eclipse, Aptana Studio, Coda, and TextMate. I really didn't like either one. I'm sure they are both great and I know they have lots of cool features built in. But, TextMate had me at the get set because it was so simple and so Mac like. I've used it for about a year and I love it. 
March 02, 09:10 PM

jParse is a jQuery plugin that allows you to parse XML that was fetched with the jQuery .ajax method (making it fully customizable). It's compatible with jQuery 1.4+, easy to use and ultra lightweight at only 2.18KB! Best of all, it's compatible with all major browsers.

I really enjoy using jParse. It's easy to implement and there are several features right out of the box that are pretty cool. As of this writting it is still in beta. I can't wait to see how this plugin develops. It's perfect for parsing normal RSS feeds. I wish that there was additional functionality that would allow reading children of element tags to allow for parsing of more complex XML.

March 02, 09:10 PM
prettyPhoto is a jQuery based lightbox clone. Not only does it support images, it also add support for videos, flash, YouTube, iFrames. It’s a full blown media lightbox. The setup is easy and quick, plus the script is compatible in every major browser.

It comes with useful APIs so prettyPhoto can be launched from nearly anywhere (yes, that includes Flash)!

I've used prettyPhoto for several projects and I really like how easy it is to implement. It is very versatile. It allows for single images, image galleries, flash content, Youtube, Vimeo, Quicktime, iframe and inline content.

On a couple of projects I have parsed feeds from Youtube and Vimeo  and displayed each video in a gallery format with prettyPhoto as the lightbox. Autoplay is built in as of version 2.5.5. The only thing that I wish was built in was auto close onFinish. I have been working on building that in. Once I have it done I'll send it in to the guys at No-Margin-for-Errors.com.
January 12, 11:05 PM
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September 29, 11:46 PM

Happy national coffee day! I'm not sure how coffee got it's own day, but I like it. I'm also not sure what you're supposed to do on national coffee day besides drink coffee. Anybody have some insight for me?

January 22, 11:52 AM

(by Forever the Sickest Kids)



{re-posted from "The theme song of the day is..."}

Have you had your coffee break yet? Well, in case you needed an excuse, today is National Coffee Break Day!



Y'all know I don't need an excuse to drink it!

My addiction love for the stuff began in college. I had tried it before and didn't like it, but I guess it grew on me. Or maybe I started liking it out of necessity! Either way, all it took was some hazelnut creamer & a late night talk about Jesus with a roomie.

Hazelnut coffee + Jesus = pure bliss!





So...how about you? Do you drink coffee? If so, when did you start? What's your favorite way to drink it?

April 17, 11:15 AM

Coffees of Hawaii is one of the sponsors of Coffee Crowd. They were kind enough to send me some of their Malulani Estate Coffee. It is 100% Moloka'i Coffee. The Malulani flavor results from their original "washed arabica" process, which brings out the natual acidity of the Moloka'i beans. They use a gentle roast that helps to release subtle tastes unique to the soil of Moloka'i.

Their Moloka‘i trees are rooted in the vivid red earth of the central island's upper slopes. Kualapu'u is the traditional name for this area—"sweet potato hill." The sweet potato ('uala) is a staple food of Hawaiian culture, grown just about everywhere that the land was too dry to support taro (kalo). So the name suggests that this land has been fertile farm country for a long, long time.

Anyone who knows Hawai‘i well will tell you that there's something very different, very special about Moloka‘i. Always has been.

Legends tell us that the people here were skilled in sorcery, magic spells—call it, harnessing the power of prayer. You didn't mess with Moloka‘i. The people were known to be both fierce and ingenious. This is the island where hula originated. And here you see the remains of one of the most amazing civil engineering projects of pre-contact Polynesia—dozens of submerged stone aquaculture pens that run along the southeast shoreline. The largest of these, Keawanui, encloses 55 acres of shallow seawater by means of a 2,000-foot-long wall.

Today a spirit of independence and rugged individualism still prevails. The percentage of native Hawaiians is far higher here than on the other islands. People here tend to resist modernization. People live outdoors a lot—hunt, fish, farm. Visitors are welcome, but they don't find much in the way of tourist attractions. There isn't a traffic light on the island. No building taller than a coconut tree.

A lot of nothing, some would say, especially after sunset—thicker darkness than most people have ever seen, more stars than most people ever suspected are in the sky, more silence than you've ever heard.

There's a lot of power in such a place. We happen to think that a lot of these Moloka‘i qualities are present in our beans, and we talk about them with that assumption. Scoff if you want. But that's how you get when you live on Moloka‘i.

From ancient times, Moloka'i has been known as a place of great spiritual vigor. The old legends claim that the people of Molokia'i repelled invading armies simply by harnessing the power of prayer. The island continues this tradition of quite self-reliance by resisting not armies but urban modernism. (Not one traffic light on Moloka'i!) "Mualu" means shade.


From the island of Molokai in the Hawaiian archipelago come extraordinary premium coffees. The "Coffees of Hawaii" plantation, mill and roastery in Kualapu'u is the online source of 100% Kona, 100% Maui and 100% Moloka'i coffees. Orders are roasted upon receipt. Shoppers taste the quality in every cup and 100% satisfaction is guaranteed.

Giving Back

Coffees of Hawaii support the revitalization of both culture and ecology in the Hawaiian Islands and donate 1% of revenues to this cause.

1% For the Planet

As a producer of high-quality coffee in both Hawai‘i and Nicaragua, we are in tune with, and at the mercy of, the environment in a big way. Our plantations depend on timely rainfall and stable growing conditions. Whether it's protected watersheds and reefs in Hawai‘i, or sustainable rainforests in Nicaragua, it's important that we do our part to protect not only our land, but also to respect and nurture all the land.

On another level, our Ambassadors compete, explore and learn in outdoor settings that can be wild and unpredictable. They experience the environment firsthand. They pay attention.

For this reason we pay attention. We protect. We seek change. As a member of "1% for the Planet" we are a company that is empowered to make change. And you can make change too. Let us know what programs you want to support. We have our ideas, but are always open to new ones. Read more at: www.onepercentfortheplanet.org.

Surfrider

Being in the middle of the Pacific, the ocean is our playground. From paddling canoes, to sailing channels, to swimming across bays, we and our Ambassadors are constantly in the water. The Surfrider Foundation is the pre-eminent advocate for our oceans, waves and beaches. We are proud to support their causes. Find out how you can help at: www.surfrider.org.

Nature Conservancy

Moloka‘i is a green jewel. Not only are its rain forests the watershed for our plantation, they are home to hundreds of species that are found nowhere else on the planet. Support the Nature Conservancy in its efforts to preserve these treasures. Better yet, see them firsthand when you visit our Moloka‘i plantation. Plan a hike by clicking here.

Brighten your mornings with the spirit of aloha! 
Save 20% and shipping is free with promo code COFFEE20 at checkout!




You can find Coffees of Hawaii online at http://coffeesofhawaii.com and on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/CoffeesofHawaii

Go get some Coffees of Hawaii and tell us what you think! I think next I'd like to try the Toasted Coconut.
April 15, 11:56 PM

I recently heard of something that I thought was strange - Egg Coffee. At first I thought that it was some kind of baked dessert or something. Then, I thought it may be like a quiche of some sort. It turns out that it is eggs and coffee!?!?

All of my life, whenever I have enjoyed a nice cup of hot fresh coffee, I always thought in the back of my mind...do you know what this coffee is missing? Egg. AHHH, not really! So where did this strange concoction come from? And is it really any good?

It turns out that Egg Coffee is a Scandinavian tradition. Wise Geek gives us a little bit of history on Egg Coffee:

"Egg coffee was very popular in Scandinavian countries like Norway and Sweden up until around the 1930s, when the demand for this drink began to wane. In the late 1990s, egg coffee experienced a resurgence; it's possible that Midwesterners brought egg coffee back, since the American Midwest is home to many Scandinavian traditions which are no longer observed in Scandinavia itself. Many Midwesterners associate egg coffee with Lutheran churches, since this beverage is commonly served at church events in this region of the world."

So, how do you make Egg Coffee? As with most things that are more than one way to do it. I found this recipe on Wiki Recipes:

Ingredients

  • 8 Quarts & 1/2 Cups of Cold Water
  • 3 Cups Ground Coffee
  • 3 Eggs
  • Cheesecloth

Instructions

Heat 8 Quarts Cold water to boiling in a large coffee pot. Let water boil 2 minutes.

Put 1 cup ground roast coffee and 1 egg in the center of a square of cheesecloth.

Bring up edges like a sack and tie tightly around coffee and egg.

Make 2 more coffee and egg bags.

Break eggs in cheesecloth bags and using hands, muddle together with coffee.

Drop sacks of egg moistened coffee into boiling water. Boil 4 minutes.

Remove coffee bags and discard.

Add 1/2 cup cold water to settle the ground.

I also found another recipe on About.com. But, I won't list it all here. I will however, put this video from Ritual Coffee that gives step-by-step instructions on how to make Norwegian Egg Coffee:



One last thing that I should note: In my searching for Egg Coffee I came across a question on Coffee and Caffine FAQ that I have never considered.

Why do some people put egg shell in coffee grounds?

Click Here to find out why?


Have you ever heard of Egg Coffee before? Have you actually tried it? Do you put egg shells in your coffee grounds? Tell us all about it...either on our website or on Facebook.

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April 11, 09:51 PM
Having a bunch of people over? Did you get assigned to make the coffee for a social event? Need to make coffee for a crowd? Here are some tips that will not only get the job done, but make you a hero!

Keeping those fresh pots coming can be a cumbersome task. This suggestion from Taste of Home can help:





"If you get the job of making coffee at a church social or family reunion, save some time and frustration by inverting the stack of coffee filters. They're much easier to separate that way." —Elaine Warshaver, Nashua, New Hampshire

Regular coffee pots typically make up to about 12 cups. But, remember that those cups are actual cups (8 oz.), not big coffee cups.  If you need to make loads of coffee, you should consider getting a coffee urn. Phil Lempert a supermarket guru says, "...invest in a sturdy, stainless steel urn for when everyone in the family comes to celebrate Easter brunch, gather around for a Passover seder and, don’t forget, Mother’s and Father’s days will be here before you know it." Some of those urns make up to 100 cups of coffee! Keep in mind that making 100 cups of coffee in an urn can take a little while. So be sure to allow enough time. Everyone hates waiting for coffee.

It can get tricky trying to calculate the right amount of water and coffee when you are talking about serving a crowd. You don't want it to be too strong and you don't want it to be too weak. This chart from Kraft Foods may help:


Number of PeopleRoast & Ground CoffeAmount of Water RequiredBrewing Device
101/2 cup6-1/2 cupsTraditional Coffee Maker
201 cup6-1/2 cups to brew double strength, then add an equal amount of boiling water to serveTraditional Coffee Maker
302 cups (about 1/2 pkg.)24 cups (added to a percolator)*Percolating Urn

Sometimes you need a real crowd pleaser. This recipe from the Food Network may be just the right thing for that coffee party after dark.





  • Prep Time:

    5 min




  • Level:

    Easy




  • Yield:

    1 serving

Ingredients

  • 1/4-ounce Bourbon
  • 1/2-ounce Chambord
  • 1/2-ounce Frangelico
  • Freshly brewed hot coffee
  • Serving suggestion: Garnish with freshly whipped cream


Directions

Combine ingredients in a sugar-rimmed, heat resistant glass. Garnish with whipped cream, if desired.


Do you have any tips for serving coffee to a crowd? 
Send us your comments either on Facebook or our website.


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April 05, 10:45 AM
Plenty of health benefits are brewing in America's beloved beverage.
By Sid Kirchheimer
WebMD Feature
Reviewed by Michael W. Smith, MD

Want a drug that could lower your risk of diabetes, Parkinson's disease, and colon cancer? That could lift your mood and treat headaches? That could lower your risk of cavities?

If it sounds too good to be true, think again.

Coffee, the much maligned but undoubtedly beloved beverage, just made headlines for possibly cutting the risk of the latest disease epidemic, type 2 diabetes. And the real news seems to be that the more you drink, the better.

Reducing Disease Risk
After analyzing data on 126,000 people for as long as 18 years, Harvard researchers calculate that compared with not partaking in America's favorite morning drink, downing one to three cups of caffeinated coffee daily can reduce diabetes risk by single digits. But having six cups or more each day slashed men's risk by 54% and women's by 30% over java avoiders.

"Overall, the research shows that coffee is far more healthful than it is harmful."
Though the scientists give the customary "more research is needed" before they recommend you do overtime at Starbuck's to specifically prevent diabetes, their findings are very similar to those in a less-publicized Dutch study. And perhaps more importantly, it's the latest of hundreds of studies suggesting that coffee may be something of a health food -- especially in higher amounts.

In recent decades, some 19,000 studies have been done examining coffee's impact on health. And for the most part, their results are as pleasing as a gulp of freshly brewed Breakfast Blend for the 108 million Americans who routinely enjoy this traditionally morning -- and increasingly daylong -- ritual. In practical terms, regular coffee drinkers include the majority of U.S. adults and a growing number of children.

"Overall, the research shows that coffee is far more healthful than it is harmful," says Tomas DePaulis, PhD, research scientist at Vanderbilt University's Institute for Coffee Studies, which conducts its own medical research and tracks coffee studies from around the world. "For most people, very little bad comes from drinking it, but a lot of good."

Consider this: At least six studies indicate that people who drink coffee on a regular basis are up to 80% less likely to develop Parkinson's, with three showing the more they drink, the lower the risk. Other research shows that compared to not drinking coffee, at least two cups daily can translate to a 25% reduced risk of colon cancer, an 80% drop in liver cirrhosis risk, and nearly half the risk of gallstones.

Coffee even offsets some of the damage caused by other vices, some research indicates. "People who smoke and are heavy drinkers have less heart disease and liver damage when they regularly consume large amounts of coffee compared to those who don't," says DePaulis.

There's also some evidence that coffee may help manage asthma and even control attacks when medication is unavailable, stop a headache, boost mood, and even prevent cavities.

Is it the caffeine? The oodles of antioxidants in coffee beans, some of which become especially potent during the roasting process? Even other mysterious properties that warrant this intensive study?

Actually, yes.

Some of coffee's reported benefits are a direct result of its higher caffeine content: An eight ounce cup of drip-brewed coffee contains about 85 mg -- about three and a half times more than the same serving of tea or cola or one ounce of chocolate.

"The evidence is very strong that regular coffee consumption reduces risk of Parkinson's disease and for that, it's directly related to caffeine," DePaulis tells WebMD. "In fact, Parkinson's drugs are now being developed that contain a derivative of caffeine based on this evidence."

Caffeine is also what helps in treating asthma and headaches. Though not widely publicized, a single dose of pain reliever such as Anacin or Excedrin contains up to 120 milligrams -- what's in a hefty mug o' Joe.

Boost to Athleticism
It's also caffeine -- and not coffee, per se -- that makes java a powerful aid in enhancing athletic endurance and performance, says physiologist and longtime coffee researcher Terry Graham, PhD, of the University of Guelph in Canada. So powerful, in fact, that until recently, caffeine in coffee or other forms was deemed a "controlled" substance by the Olympic Games Committee, meaning that it could be consumed only in small, designated amounts by competing athletes.

"What caffeine likely does is stimulate the brain and nervous system to do things differently," he tells WebMD. "That may include signaling you to ignore fatigue or recruit extra units of muscle for intense athletic performance. Caffeine may even have a direct effect on muscles themselves, causing them to produce a stronger contraction. But what's amazing about it is that unlike some performance-enhancing manipulation some athletes do that are specific for strength or sprinting or endurance, studies show that caffeine positively enhances all of these things."

How does this brew affect growing minds and bodies? Very nicely, it seems, says DePaulis. Coffee, as you probably know, makes you more alert, which can boost concentration. But claims that it improves a child's academic performance can be exaggerated. Coffee-drinking kids may do better on school tests because they're more awake, but most task-to-task lab studies suggest that coffee doesn't really improve mental performance, says DePaulis.

But it helps kids' minds in another way. "There recently was a study from Brazil finding that children who drink coffee with milk each day are less likely to have depression than other children," he tells WebMD. "In fact, no studies show that coffee in reasonable amounts is in any way harmful to children."

On the flip side, it's clear that coffee isn't for everyone. Its legendary jolt in excess doses -- that is, more than whatever your individual body can tolerate -- can increase nervousness, hand trembling, and cause rapid heartbeat. Coffee may also raise cholesterol levels in some people and may contribute to artery clogging. But most recent large studies show no significant adverse effects on most healthy people, although pregnant women, heart patients, and those at risk for osteoporosis may still be advised to limit or avoid coffee.

The bottom line: "People who already drink a lot of coffee don't have to feel 'guilty' as long as coffee does not affect their daily life," says Hu. "They may actually benefit from coffee habits in the long run."

In other words, consume enough caffeine -- whether it's from coffee or another source -- and you will likely run faster, last longer and be stronger. What's enough? As little as one cup can offer some benefit, but the real impact comes from at least two mugs, says Graham. By comparison, it'd take at least eight glasses of cola to get the same effect, which isn't exactly conducive for running a marathon.
"...children who drink coffee with milk each day are less likely to have depression than other children."
But the harder you exercise, the more benefit you may get from coffee. "Unfortunately, where you see the enhancing effects from caffeine is in hard-working athletes, who are able to work longer and somewhat harder," says Graham, who has studied the effects of caffeine and coffee for nearly two decades. "If you a recreational athlete who is working out to reduce weight or just feel better, you're not pushing yourself hard enough to get an athletic benefit from coffee or other caffeinated products."

But you can get other benefits from coffee that have nothing to do with caffeine. "Coffee is loaded with antioxidants, including a group of compounds called quinines that when administered to lab rats, increases their insulin sensitivity" he tells WebMD. This increased sensitivity improves the body's response to insulin.

That may explain why in that new Harvard study, those drinking decaf coffee but not tea beverages also showed a reduced diabetes risk, though it was half as much as those drinking caffeinated coffee.

"We don't know exactly why coffee is beneficial for diabetes," lead researcher Frank Hu, MD, tells WebMD. "It is possible that both caffeine and other compounds play important roles. Coffee has large amounts of antioxidants such as chlorogenic acid and tocopherols, and minerals such as magnesium. All these components have been shown to improve insulin sensitivity and glucose metabolism."

Meanwhile, Italian researchers credit another compound called trigonelline, which gives coffee its aroma and bitter taste, for having both antibacterial and anti-adhesive properties to help prevent dental cavities from forming. There are other theories for other conditions.


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April 01, 11:46 PM
Coffee is very useful for a whole host of different things that you just would not think about. From using as an ant killer to making compost, cleaning drains to cleaning greasy ashtrays, you will be amazed just what ordinary coffee that you have at home can be used for. Here is my top 10 favourites.

1. To get rid of ants put used coffee grounds onto the ant hills, this will have to be done for each hill as the pesky things will move to another home.

2. Kitchen drains tend to get smelly, simply get a cup of coffee grounds and tip down the plughole making sure you tip a kettle of boiling water down slowly & leave to work on the odours

3. For a quick fix on fabrics soak garment in strong black unsugared coffee, this is an inexpensive way to dye clothes brown in an emergency but remember it will not be colour fast.

4. Coffee grounds can be used to clean any stain resistant surface, it has a mild & gentle abrasive element & smells fresh too, particularly good for smelly ashtrays and greasy surfaces.

5. To help plants to flourish add coffee to your soil, this is best done in small amounts of soil so you can add 1 cup of lime to balance acidity if need be, another way is to empty it straight onto your compost pile with other kitchen waste.

6. Fishermen, when transporting maggots & worms put them in a container with moist coffee grounds & they will be easier to pick up when you need them & they also like coffee as much as we do so it will make them live longer too.

7. Coffee can be used as an odour neutraliser if there is a powercut & the food in the freezer defrosts & goes off, simply fill a bowl or two with new or used coffee & leave in the freezer over night.

8. When it comes to cleaning/sweeping out open fires sprinkle some used coffee grounds over the hearth or wherever you have to clean & it will sweep up easier & stop the coal dust from rising up in your room so better for environment.

9. Gardeners if you grow carrots add some coffee to your seeds before sowing, not only does this make the seeds easier to sow, the smell also repels root maggots & other pests allowing for thicker juicy carrots.

10. Many people take exception to neighbours cats using their garden as a toilet, a mixture of used coffee grounds and & orange peel put round plants and in beds you want left alone will provide a pungent smell that cats do not like and so will find someone else's garden to use.

All of the above tips are great ways to use up all the used coffee grounds that would otherwise just be put down the drain or in the bin, why not put it to good use.

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April 09, 01:57 AM

I was introduced to Vietnamese Iced Coffee about seven or eight years ago. My wife and I were housing Neviah Nevi, a touring hard core band, at our home and they were like Vietnamese Iced Coffee evangelists. The loved it and were very excited to enlighten us. They told us all about it and showed us how to make it. They even gave us a starter kit!

So, what the heck is Vietnamese Iced Coffee? I'm glad you asked.

"Ca phe sua da or cafe sua da (Vietnamese: cà phê sữa đá) is a unique Vietnamese coffee recipe. Literally, the name means "iced coffee with milk". In northern Vietnam, it is also called ca phe nau da (Vietnamese: cà phê nâu đá), meaning "iced brown coffee". Ca phe sua da can be made simply by mixing brewed black coffee with about a quarter to a half as much sweetened condensed milk and then pouring it over ice.". Wikipedia. 03-14-2010 > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnamese_iced_coffee.
We made some the other day so that we could show the crowd!



Ingredients:


Step 1
Put some filtered water in your stove top tea kettle and turn the burner on high.

Step 2
Add 1 tbsp of sweetened condensed milk to the bottom of each coffee cup.



Step 3
Put a Vietnamese coffee filter on top of each coffee cup.

Step 4
Add 1 tbsp of coffee to the bottom of each Vietnamese coffee filter.



Step 5
Wait for your tea kettle to whistle at you. This would be a great time to tell your friends about The Coffee Crowd.



Step 6
Pour some hot water directly into each Vietnamese coffee filter, cover with lid and wait until all of the water has filtered through to the cup.




Step 7
Remove the Vietnamese coffee filter and stir the coffee until the sweetened condensed milk has mixed with the coffee.




Step 8
Add ice and enjoy!



So there you have it ~ Vietnamese Iced Coffee in eight easy steps or less. Like most coffee drinks, there are many variations. Feel free to come up with your own. Join the Crowd!


April 09, 01:58 AM
If you've never had coffee from a French Press you are missing out! The flavour of the coffee is so evident. You get to really enjoy the oils from the coffee beans.

A French press, also known as a press pot, coffee press, coffee plunger or сafetière à piston, is a simple coffee brewing device, probably invented in France in the 1850s, but first patented by Italian designer Attilio Calimani in 1929, who made subsequent design improvements over the years, and further refined by another Italian, Faliero Bondanini.[1]


You get a french press just about anywhere. They range in price from about $15 - $30. It's good to have at least one french press in the house. I like to have one at the office too. People gather around when I bring it out. Usually, I have to make a few pots because everyone really enjoys the great taste that you can get from a french press.

It's super easy to make coffee with a french press. The following (cheesy alert) video shows just how easy it is. But, you can also order a french press at your favorite coffee shop. It's much cheaper than ordering a late and you usually can get a few cups out of one french press.



February 25, 11:35 PM

While many people feel that coffee should be a drink that you have first thing in the morning as you rush off to work, there are even more people that feel that coffee should be enjoyed and savored. Coffee is great as a solo act but it really has star power when it has an assistant or two. Coffee is best enjoyed with _________. But what really goes great with coffee?

I like a good oatmeal raisin cookie with a half caff 130 degree latte with no foam. Or, how about coffee cake? That is why that call it that, right? Undeniably, chocolate is a great companion to any cup of coffee. Amy really loves chocolate. She got me this coffee mug to make sure that I knew that she loves me more. If you love chocolate as much as Amy, our friends at Chocolate.com - The World's Largest Chocolate Marketplace can satisfy your chocolate cravings.

I think that anything sweet will be a sure fire winner with coffee. But, what about salty or savory? A slice of New York or Chicago style pizza with an espresso? A California Roll with a double shot americano? They sound like they would go good together, because pizza Italian ~ cappuccino Italian / sushi west coast ~ coffee west coast, but I'm not sure they really go together. Maybe afterwards, but not during. Ever notice that you don't see coffee bars at the movies? Would you want a chi latte with a tub of buttery popcorn? With a movie sized chocolate bar, yes. With an order of nachos, I don't think so. I guess perhaps the Cappuccino Jelly Belly jelly beans would be ok too.

I love coffee just as much as the next coffee lover, but there are just some things that make it more enjoyable than others. Really, I think that nothing goes better with coffee than another cup and a friend to drink it with you. Coffee is a social drink. It brings people together and incites conversation. So, next time you're having coffee grab a brownie and split it with a friend. It doesn't get any better than that.


February 25, 12:13 AM

This is out first official post to the Coffee Crowd and we are excited about what is ahead! We will be sharing our experiences at local coffee shops, exploring ways to drink coffee, learning about the many types of coffee, giving tips on coffee products and more. As we go along we will develop more social interactivity. We really just want to see where this thing will go on it's own. We have no real preconceived ideas. Just a desire to talk about all things coffee with people that share our passion for it.

Currently this site is administered by Butch and Amy Ewing. We may decide to add more contributors later, but for now it's just us. Please join the crowd to enable more access to the site. We plan on sending 'members only' info through our email newsletter. So, be sure to sign up for that. We would also love to hear from you as to what you think we should discuss. We've got lot's of ideas, but we want to give the crowd what the crowds wants!

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Butch Ewing is a Web Applications Developer, Artist, Musician, Entrepreneur, Super Hero, T-Shirt Printer, Public Figure, Scooter Driver, Cancer Survivor, Small Business Owner, Christ Follower, Screen Writer, Ordained Minister, Comedian, Dork.
Specialties: PHP, MySQL, JavaScript, CSS, XHTML, XML, problem solving, strategic planning, bass guitar

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  • Apr 2009 - Present
    Interactive Developer / Texas Video & Post
    I build rich internet applications, dynamic websites, custom cms, mobile & desktop apps, social network marketing, email marketing.
  • Mar 2008 - Present
    Development/ Emerging Platforms / Bill Young Productions
    PHP website and web application development, web site traffic growth, web site UI. Comprehensive database management with MySQL. Custom CMS development.
  • 2004 - Present
    Co-Owner / MERCHDORKS.COM
    Custom wholesale screen printing, dye sublimation, vinyl and digital transfers.
  • 1992 - Present
    Freelance Bass Player / Butch Ewing
    I play bass guitar.
  • Jan 2005 - Feb 2008
    Co-Owner / Webtoast Media
    PHP and Flash Website design and development, web site traffic growth, web site UI. Comprehensive database management with MySQL. Custom CMS development. Logo design, T-shirt design. Video production and editing.
  • 2004 - 2006
    Bass Player / Letters of Warning
    I played the bass guitar, some detached vocals, booking, road managing, promotions, accounting, web development, marketing
  • 2004 - 2006
    Owner / MDC
    Web Design / Development
  • 2004 - 2006
    Owner / My Server Is Your Server
    Web Hosting
  • 1995 - 2004
    Associate Pastor, Youth Pastor, Vice President, Elder, Venue Manager, Barista, Board Member / The LightHouse
    Conducted worship services, managed concert venue, accounting, ran a coffee bar, strategic planning, marketing, web design, event booking and coordination, mentored teenagers
  • Sept 1997 - Oct 2002
    Production Analyst / Citibank
    Create ad hoc reports for mid-level and upper management. Extract data from AS/400 database. General IT support. Track the productivity of an auto collections call center.

Education

  • 1995 - 1997
    Christ For The Nations
    Practical Theology in Theology
    Activities: Youth Ministry, On-campus Youth Music, YFN security

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