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Brendan Steere is a filmmaker. 

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soryuasukalangley:

Welche Münchner Fußballmannschaft kennt man auf der ganzen Welt?

Wie heißt dieser Klub, der hier zu Lande die Rekorde hält?

Wer hat schon gewonnen, was jemals zu gewinnen gab?

Wer bringt seit Jahrzehnten unsere Bundesliga voll auf Trap?

I will never not reblog football Asuka. 

In Tarantino’s new film, Django (Jamie Foxx) is a freed slave, who under the tutelage of a German bounty hunter (Christoph Waltz) becomes a bounty hunter himself, and together they track down his slave wife (Kerry Washington) and liberate her from the evil plantation owner (Leonardo DiCaprio)

This film sounds like the stuff dreams are made of.

thelastjohnnybender:

thelastjohnnybender:

Evangelion 1.1: You Can (Not) Finish Your Drink

AHHHH it’s back on my dash yes good

spreading the true otp of this show

My Self-Portrait. Short doc. 

Starts off as an attempt to be funny for four minutes to fulfill an assignment and turns into something totally different.

So I’m just gonna leave this here. 

the-seed-of-europe:

A British soldier “shakes hands” with a kitten on a snowy bank, Neulette, 1917.

she-dreamt-she-was-a-bulldozer:

ooh, It’s from Blade Runner: The Final Cut. 

Best cut. 

One of the best of movies.

porlob:

It’s my first attempt at a Fake Criterion, for this month’s Double Fakeout. Technically, this is a triple fakeout: It’s a fake Criterion of a fake film discussed in a fake book from a real book, House of Leaves.

apeloeh:

Anthony Perkins in his dressing room, 1967.

We used to play here all the time.

Did anyone else here play the Fatal Frame games when they were younger?

I feel like they’re totally underrated. The second one is just incredible. 

Kurt Cobain impatiently waiting for his guitar to be tuned

Can I nominate Lain Iwakura as the Patron Saint of Cyberpunk?

richardhaydenbrooks:

The films of George A Romero.

Wish there was a Martin poster.

Can we swap out Diary of the Dead for it? Not gonna lie, kind of hated that movie. 

I was so disappointed I didn’t love Cabin in the Woods that I wrote a song about it. 

It’s called “Film School Has Ruined Movies for Me Forever and All I Had To Do Was Pay $160,000”.

And here it is.

“Film School” lyrics
I miss the sand between my toes 
Pull the shutters, sit 
Inside my dorm room every day 
Watch The Slayer run and pray for 

The happy ending that won’t come 
Joss, must you kill everyone? 
I know that we all die one day 
I wish that I still loved the way you wrote 

I once looked into the sky and saw the moon 
But now I only see the truth 
I’ve exhausted all the wonder of my youth 
I’ll be running home to you 
Touch my heart and give me proof 

You can blame film school, you can blame college 
You can blame economics 
But that won’t win me back the thrill I felt when Buffy staked The Master 

I want my bliss back 
I want a heart attack 
I just want the magic veil 
Please don’t let me see beats in a screenplay! 

persephones-story:

bach always looked like he was going to punch you in the throat.

“you’d better not be painting my portrait, fuckass.”

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  • I was so disappointed I didn’t love Cabin in the Woods that I wrote a song about it. It’s called “Film School Has Ruined Movies for Me Forever and All I Had To Do Was Pay $160,000”. And here it is. “Film School” lyricsI miss the sand between my toes Pull the shutters, sit Inside my dorm room every day Watch The Slayer run and pray for The happy ending that won’t come Joss, must you kill everyone? I know that we all die one day I wish that I still loved the way you wrote I once looked into the sky and saw the moon But now I only see the truth I’ve exhausted all the wonder of my youth I’ll be running home to you Touch my heart and give me proof You can blame film school, you can blame college You can blame economics But that won’t win me back the thrill I felt when Buffy staked The Master I want my bliss back I want a heart attack I just want the magic veil Please don’t let me see beats in a screenplay!
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  • I loved Shizune in Katawa Shoujo, but she also drove me up a wall. I mean, she’s a good person, but she’s stubborn and pigheaded to all hell. I feel like if I were to date her in real life, I would just get so frustrated by her inherent inability to listen (figuratively speaking). So I wrote an acoustic punk song about it and recorded it with my friend Jesse. It’s called “Defy”, and can be downloaded for free here.
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  • blackfax: Black Fax - “The Spellcaster” // For all the girls; we’ll sleep together in hell…
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  • “Jemina Pearl” by Brendan Steere recorded in one take on my iPhone. That’s the way music works.
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  • I want to be, I want to BE somebodyI want lots of boring shit, like butlers and complimentary gifts I want to be famous. I want to own somebody. Who asks me for the weekends of, at my mercy always I want someone to touch themselves to me,Like I touch myself to you. I’ve already failed I knowI’m not funny — I’m too old Stagnation is death, it’s true!Give me something hip and new! What’s the point of living if your YouTube channel has dislikes?I’ve already failed at life Justin Bieber takes a wife.
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  • chunk-of-change: Flogging Molly - Drunken Lullabies This song is almost perfect.
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  • callais: Maps (Acoustic/Strings Version) | Yeah Yeah Yeahs This is simply beautiful.
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  • In my youth, I was promised life of adventurePlayed as Link, Master Chief, and I saved SpiraGot the keyblade, and killed Metal GearBut in high school I just killed time. Free download.
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  • Life on Earth by Free Parking! from their upcoming album “Asuka”. If you would like to download it (for free, of course), please go to their BandCamp. Bored, all summer longI’ll stay inside, I’ll leave the air on highThere’s nothing out there for a lump like I’ve become Go, go to the beachPut on your trunks, get sand inside your shoesSmile for FaceBook and pretend you’re having the timeThe time of your life Try, try to keep upCall your friends, make some dinner plansTalk for an hour and reminisce about your high school Find a menial jobMake someone’s lunch, make someone a buckWait for the paycheck so you can tuck it awayFor a rainy day What’s the point? I need a point!!I need proof there’s life on earthIf it’s true, we’re stuck in a zooI need youth! I need you(th) Take it slow, play some HaloOn your TV, across the internetPull the right trigger and kill people you’ll never meet Oh, this is dumb. I need some fun!Maybe someone? A foot out of my doorI need an escape before I melt through the floorUntil the end of summer.
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  • livelovefilm: Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel Radcliffe has a crush on me. Daniel: I… what’s her name? I will never not reblog this
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  • crig: Tudududuuu tu du du du tuuuuuu!!! Made my night, bro.
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  • LAIKA COME HOME “I’m in the back country/Trying to leave this place/Say so long to the earth/Send me to outer space I’m in the back country/Trying to hitch a ride/I need a way out of here/I need a place to hide I’ll shake paws with Laika/I’ll breathe the air of Mars/I’ll find my place in the galaxy/’cause there is no one here for me/This planet needs one less life. I’m in the back country/Trying to leave this place/Say so long to the earth/Send me TO OUTER SPACE I’m in the back country/Trying to hitch a ride/I need a way out of here/I need A PLACE TO HIDE When will you come home? I’ll shake paws with Laika/I’ll find my way back home/I will finally be alive for out there in the stars I’ll thrive/Never to see this wretched place again.” Laika Come Home: Fall 2008 Brendan: vocals, bass Jesse: rhythm guitar, backing vocals Trevor: lead guitar, feedback Cody: drums Bo: I’m not in the band yet. Still. Dan Dean: guest vocalist at end Notes: For all intents and purposes, this was the start of Free Parking proper. The only song we had recorded before this was Robot Trevor, and frankly, it was a step above both musically and in maturity level, and it was a good step to take. The song has become sort of our calling card, and it pretty much the most well-liked in the band, probably because it’s the first time we came together like this. Not much more to say. You get what’s coming to you.
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  • Look up at the sky! Unleash my tie! I’ll stay with you beautiful, till the end of the night -B
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