benjamin sutton

"How do you make a volcano that erupts ponies, without hurting the ponies or making a mess?"

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Go on vacation for 5 days and you come back to this.

Kegerator found a temporary home.

Someone cursed at work and the HelpDesk brought a cup of mouthwash. Classic!

It’s 5 gallons of porter in a very large can.

Took me an hour to create….. for a work lunch.

I forgot I had 20 bottles of wine. DRINK ALL THE WINE!

FaceTime - helping others to cheat at Euchre since 2010.

“Do you want a fruit roll up?” “Shit yeah, Doug!”

Bathroom torn up.

Helps mask dog farts.

Rewired the electricity in the house. I got this far and then needed help.

Banana + Blow Torch = Mixed Results

A description of me by a friend. Sad.

First review of my home-brewed beer.

Awesome Pony Adventure APA… the name says it all. After the initial pour, a light floral aroma swept up through my nostrils and into whatever region is directly connected to my nostrils that associates with smell. The first taste was light with a hint of bitterness. The beer instantaneously brought back memories of a fonder time when Ponies were awesome and had adventures. The beer ended with a lovely kick that gave me a satisfaction I have not felt since my visit to Taiwan for my 18th birthday.


Would drink again

First image with new phone - my crotch. Also the screensaver until I find something better.

Everyone thought it was MLK.

Reason for power issues. The plug caught fire behind my bed. Eeeeek!

Power issues and needed electricity to charge the MacBook.

Doing man things with man knives.

The rest looked the same 45 seconds afterward.

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