ben

eatsleepdraw:

chubby and cute ben monster from iheartsnacks.com

-ben

spokenwordacademy:

By Megan Falley

from my mother’s perspective

1.
The Bay Ridge of my childhood was a simple playground.
On the 69th Street Pier lucky fisherman
would fillet their catch, bones flying
out of the red snapper’s body in chaos like children
sent home early from school.

To hand-me-down Irish kids, an empty refrigerator
in a kitchen meant no dinner for the third night.
But an empty fridge in a neighbor’s gutter
meant something else: a two-seater space rocket,
a submarine, the ultimate
hiding spot.

At first Brooklyn played along, seeking
for the missing twins in Owl’s Head Park,
in coat donation boxes of local churches,
beneath the skirts of barren women.

I don’t remember the year it became law
to remove all refrigerator doors before disposal,
but I do remember the wake; the entire borough in black,
their mother trying to drown the remainder of the living world
with her sobs. Cold white coffins, like open toy chests, tempted every child
in the room fighting the want to unwrap them, to awaken the perfectly still
dolls. When we lowered them into the ground, my mind made
treasure maps, marking where the city hid
our Christmas presents.

2.
My babies are perfect: iced vanilla,
sprinkles of freckles, topped with tart cherry mouths.
Every mother dreams for children who sleep
like mine, immaculate as frozen pastries.
Sometimes in the night I’ll scream
just to make certain
they’ll stir.

thecakeisalie:

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Fortune Cookie

:)

iheartsnacks:

LIVE CALLS! NAKED PUPPETS! and HOT STAR WARS TALK!
plus a brand new segment called ‘little known fact’
call us a leave a voicemail 516.308.2868 (CUNT)

click here to download the show. 

one of our best shows. enjoy.

i played for 5 seconds before i had to leave for work. i’m in love.

do cats like fish? i thought so.

thecakeisalie:

“Love your Labia”

” Pussy Power!”

Various illustrations of all the different styles vaginas come in

Vagina 4G

I know you want to tell the world that vaginas are these magical mystical caves where babies come out of, but honestly, they’re no more special than a penis.

If it’s not porn vag, I don’t want to see it. 

CUNT!

eating bullshit crackers.

daisymay:

eatsleepdraw:

Even Captain America can’t resist Bob’s charm.

—daisymay

If you know Bob, you know this would happen in real life.

terminatoring! did i just create a new meme?

iheartsnacks:

iheartsnacks.com - … - 04.14.12

super short show. enjoy.
call us up 516.308.2868 (CUNT) or gmail us at iheartsnacks@gmail.com

click here to download the show. 

HOOOOOooooooo!

yay.

should i stay up to play fez? i have work tomorrow. and i’m kinda sleepy now. wait why would the internet care if i do or don’t? will microsoft even post the game at midnight? thank you phil fish for what i hear is an amazing game

danmeth:

The My-T-Sharp Barbershop, Queens NYC
I know it’s hard for you kids to believe, but Eddie Murphy was once the funniest man in Hollywood.
He also had this funny friend named Arsenio but that’s a bit more complicated to explain.

when you think of garbage, think of akeem!

check out miss littles on www.justin.tv/windowkitten

iheartsnacks:

joe is back! he was sick. but just like jesus he came back for easter! on today’s show we review another awesome netflix movie. have a chat about star wars thanks to a call from bryan. and we talk about summer reading.

be sure to call us up just like bryan 516.308.2868 (CUNT)

click here to download the show.

enjoy internet. enjoy.