The Inventor of Burletiquette.
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About Bastard Keith
- Bastard Keith is a burlesque MC, singer, writer and gadabout. He is the inventor of "Burletiquette." With his partner Madame Rosebud he founded The Sophisticates, the only burlesque show to be thrown out of the Plaza Hotel for indecency. He hosted Revealed Burlesque for its entire run, and MCs frequently for The Floating Kabarette at Galapagos Arts Space, The Rhinestone Follies, Pink Room Burlesque, D20 Burlesque, The Slipper Room, Wasabassco Burlesque, Burlesque Nouveau, Le Scandal Cabaret, and many others.
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Gig Calendar
- May 2013
5/3 The Slipper Room, 12am
5/4 Gotham Burlesque, Stage 72, 10pm
5/10 The Sophisticates, The Metropolitan Room, 11:30pm
5/11 Floating Kabarette, Galapagos, 10:30pm
5/17 The Slipper Room, 10pm
5/18 The Slipper Room, 10pm
5/24 The Sophisticates, The Metropolitan Room, 11:30pm
5/25 Floating Kabarette, Galapagos, 10:30pm
5/31 Dances of Vice: Prom of 1955, SRB Brooklyn, 9pm
June 2013
6/1 Floating Kabarette, Galapagos, 10:30pm
6/7 The Slipper Room, 10pm
6/14 The Sophisticates, The Metropolitan Room, 11:30pm
6/15 Floating Kabarette, Galapagos, 10:30pm
6/22 Floating Kabarette, Galapagos, 10:30pm
6/26 Nuit Blanche, Beaumarchais, 9:30
6/28 The Sophisticates, The Metropolitan Room, 11:30pm
6/29 Floating Kabarette, Galapagos, 10:30pm
July 2013
7/6 Floating Kabarette, Galapagos, 10:30pm
7/12 The Sophisticates, The Metropolitan Room, 11:30pm
7/13 The Slipper Room, 12am
7/19 The Slipper Room, 10pm
7/20 Floating Kabarette, Galapagos, 10:30pm
7/26 The Sophisticates, The Metropolitan Room, 11:30pm
7/27 The Slipper Room, 12am
August 2013
8/3 Floating Kabarette, Galapagos, 10:30pm
8/9 The Sophisticates, The Metropolitan Room, 11:30pm
8/10 The Slipper Room, 12am
8/17 Floating Kabarette, Galapagos, 10:30pm
8/23 The Sophisticates, The Metropolitan Room, 11:30pm
8/24 The Slipper Room, 10pm
8/30 The Slipper Room, 12am
8/31 Floating Kabarette, Galapagos, 10:30pm
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- @BobbyRobertsPDX I like to put on JB and just sink into its rhythms. It has such FINESSE. Such effortless emotion and situational dynamism.
- @embereye Yyyyyyyup.
- Serious. Some fuck was like "Oh KEITH AND ME? Yeah, BIG TIME PALS" in an effort to hook up with a friend of mine. Because we don't all talk.
- Do you know how stupid/unambitious you have to be to drop my name in an effort to score vagina? #idiot
- Let the record show: I bet @MCrimson any bottle of scotch vs. any pair of shoes that I will never undergo urethral sounding. LET IT SHOW.
- I realize that my previous tweet is basically describing Body Dysmorphia.
- I suffer from Jiggly Kid Syndrome. I could be as withered as a dead twig and still think, "Nice saddlebags, Fatfuckotron!"
- @KellyLeeDekay Oh dear.
- Always make it weird. Never make it awkward.
- @KellyLeeDekay Audioboo, thanks....
- This struck me as sad and true. http://t.co/cajwJj3uYG
- @Literatrix @slipperroom So demanding.
- @jezebelexpress @slipperroom Mayyyyyybe.
- Tonight I have the pleasure of kicking things off at the @slipperroom. The early sets begin at 10pm. I assume I'll be seeing you there.
- Well, @jmdarling shares a birthday with my dad, which is next-level weird. Happy birthday, man.
- Michael Goldfarb. Remember that name. Failed actor, 100% successful humanitarian and father.
- @Shira_Marie It was a mix of Japan, Hong Kong and South Korea. Keen to see yours! (There was also the Indian pile in a different pic)
- It's my father's birthday. I am like him in an alarming number of ways, so celebrate/condemn accordingly. Most magnificent man I know.
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Contact Bastard Keith
- Email: bastardkeith@gmail.com
Phone: 914 456 0683
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Credits
- Website designed by Joseph Rivas
Logo designed by Kita St. Cyr
Background photo by J.M. Darling
