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Bailee Caprice Oliva
Hi, hello, I'm Bailee. 'Tis not a pleasure to meet you.
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- ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PICK UP THE PHONE, PRESS A BUTTON, AND SAY, "HELLO?"!May 23, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- I mean, you have a damn phone for a reason. TO FREAKING COMMUNICATE WITH PEOPLE WHEN THEY NEED YOU. It's not that damn difficult.May 23, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- People who don't answer their phones infuriate me to no end. I want to snap someone's neck every time I'm sent to voicemail.May 23, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- Can you, like, not get on my nerves for a second, @j_guillermoruiz?May 23, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- Oh my gosh, @agirlcalledal. Who would've known... http://t.co/ASkg2GjKPDMay 22, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- "I'm wearing black shorts and a flannel that is overly priced. I'm sooo punk." Again, no.May 22, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- "Oh my gah. I'm so ghetto," said the white girl. How about no...May 22, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- RT @bailsofwhales: Can guys w/ no abs please stop posting mirror selfies of their shirtless scrawny bodies thanks.May 21, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- @SailorRukki This is true... I am living proof.
- Stop telling me that I can't marry Avan Jogia, Evan Peters, and Andrew Garfield! I DO WHAT I WANT!May 20, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- I'm going to feel the same way about CoS as the way everyone has felt about high school. I just wanna leave already.May 20, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- I'm so sleepy. Stupid class registration made me wake up early.May 20, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- I'm trying to be Guillermo's emotional support while he studies for his final. However, I'm just eating peanut butter and crackers. Sorry.May 20, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- @myranders You don't want to be Daisy. Daisy is a shallow bitch & doesn't deserve Gatsby. I hated her when I read the book & hate her still.
- If you're not willing to have a conversation about your poop with your significant other, then you need to break up. That's just my opinion.May 20, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- @celloenthusiast It's easier than it seems. I did it, and I have terrible health. You take care of yourself; it should be a piece of cake.
- I need food... So. Hungry.May 19, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- @j_guillermoruiz What part of "It's off..." (my phone) don't you understand, boooiiiii?! And, whateva, jerk.
- @j_guillermoruiz It's off... What do you want, snig?
- The Tesla Model S is sexy. That is all.May 19, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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- Happy nineteenth birthday to my cutie patootie, Guillermo. I hope he enjoys this wonderful day and gets spoiled rotten by everyone because we all know he deserves it. <3
- I've gotten to that point of laziness where I don't even want to get up tomorrow to go to the beach.
- You gon' act like a bitch, then you gon' die like a bitch.
- I really should have added, "Keep the books open and the legs closed," in my article about teen pregnancy.
- I get super sexy to go somewhere, and then everyone bails. So here I am in my pajamas, on the internet, and drinking a milkshake. My life is boring.
- Hey, Guillermo... Skinna Marinky Dinky Dink Skinna Marinky Do I love you Skinna Marinky Dinky Dink Skinna Marinky Do I love you I love you in the morning and in the afternoon I love you in the evening underneath the moon…
- I ask for a liter of Dr. Pepper and Guillermo gets me two liters. I think he's trying to give me diabetes.
- Oh, I didn't realize you graduating high school automatically made you a genius. Silly me. I thought it was just America's terrible education system that allowed you to graduate and release your stupidity into society.
- I have this fiery hatred towards Victoria Justice, and I have no idea why. Yet I find myself watching Victorious, but I think it's because I love Elizabeth Gillies.
- Don't be surprised when I drop out of college due to fiscal issues. It will be because I spent all of my Financial Aid and scholarship money on clothes.
