Happy nineteenth birthday to my cutie patootie, Guillermo. I hope he enjoys this wonderful day and gets spoiled rotten by everyone because we all know he deserves it. <3
Hey, Guillermo...
Skinna Marinky Dinky Dink
Skinna Marinky Do
I love you
Skinna Marinky Dinky Dink
Skinna Marinky Do
I love you
I love you in the morning
and in the afternoon
I love you in the evening
underneath the moon…
Oh, I didn't realize you graduating high school automatically made you a genius. Silly me. I thought it was just America's terrible education system that allowed you to graduate and release your stupidity into society.
I have this fiery hatred towards Victoria Justice, and I have no idea why. Yet I find myself watching Victorious, but I think it's because I love Elizabeth Gillies.
Don't be surprised when I drop out of college due to fiscal issues. It will be because I spent all of my Financial Aid and scholarship money on clothes.