Abandon | Brooke Jordana by Jason McNeil

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Please don’t go… by =Badviruz34

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Classy… by =Badviruz34

My second animation I made on here. I think I am getting better at. This one has a song from Lil’ Wayne. I only put in two verses on this one. Enjoy.

Like it? Create your own at GoAnimate.com. It’s free and fun!

I’ve just found this awesome picture on VisualizeUs: http://vi.sualize.us/view/0211e6ae0a9bfb8100ffa4f451be85d9/

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Katz Auto Insurance (The Worst Commercial in Maryland) (by badviruz14)

This is a online document which lists all of the laws of “Man’s Law”. Learn it, live it, be it.
Violators of Man’s Law will be judged by their Manly peers and those seemed unfit to be a “Man” will have Man’s Card and membership removed. Violator must then go a monthly counseling and training to receive membership and Man’s Card back.
In men’s public restroom all conversations must cease upon reaching stall or urinal. Conversation can be restarted at sink or when exiting the restroom.
A “grunt” is a response to a question.
Never ask another man, “What is wrong?” That is why they have mommas.
Men don’t sit together at the movies. They must always have one seat in between them. This only changes if this a double date.
Even if you don’t know another man and he is flirting with a woman and he has no “wingman” it is your responsibility to become his “wingman”.
The only time a man can’t watch a sporting event is when she is in the mood.
When watching TV at home you must have full control of the remote control.
No matter what she says you can eat anything with your hands.
The only time you can cry are: loss of a loved one, kick to the groin and birth of a child. All other crying is deemed un-manly.
All men will be trained to spot the opposite sex at 20 to 200 feet away. **Mandatory**
It is okay to read the menu, just don’t order from it.
When hugging another man you must first give “dap” and then bring them in for the real thing. (1 arm hug)
When fighting another male we will hold a higher standard than our female counterparts. There will be no hair pulling, strikes to the groin, scratching, pinching, biting or eye gouging. The fight ends when one says, “I give up” or unable to defend themselves any longer.
Never strike a woman. Any “man” that violates this rule is not a man ever again.
Passing gas and missing the toliet is disgusting, but it is a form of marking a territory.
Dogs are man best friends. Deal with it.
There is a strict code of silent after all bachelor parties. This also applies to any trips to Las Vegas, Canada and any Asian countries.
Snitching on another man in order to get personal gain or to take another man’s girl is a violation.
All men will learn how to cook on a grill. It is one of the few traditions we have kept from our ancestors the Neanderthal.
When meeting her parents do your best to impress the father.
No matter what she says, “We are Kings of the castle”.
All men must at least respect their mother’s.
You don’t buy another man a gift.
The only time you can touch another man’s backside is after they make a great play in a sporting event.
Men do not attend baby-showers.
Men do not attend love sappy movies, unless he knows he will score.
Playing videogames is optional, but one should know what one is and how it works.
All men must know what sports are.
No man will do ballet as a profession.
Men do not dance with other men on the dance floor, unless they are drunk or dancing with a bunch of women. Then of course it is an accident and they must separate immediately.
The only sympathy you show to a man is when his wife is reprimanding him for doing something stupid. Acceptable response from other men after being yelled at are: *Shaking of the head, with a deep sigh, A pad on the should with a, “It’s alright”
It is mandatory that you will get yelled at her by weekly for doing something stupid. If you don’t then you are God or you are dating another man and you shouldn’t be reading this.
Screaming like a little girl is only acceptable when: Your son scores the winning point in a sporting event, you had sex for the first time, you win the lottery, you’ve been shot and you are being chased by a bear.
You will know everything about mechanical tools and or computer.
You will know the answer to everything, but when asked you always reply, “I don’t know”. This keeps them thinking we are totally stupid. But what they mistake for being stupid, is really a mastermind at work who doesn’t want to do anything.
You will learn to listen without listening. (Just remember keywords)
You will learn it is not worth winning argument with her, it not worth it. Arguing about who is the best basketball player of all time is more interesting.
Out drinking your friends is a sport.
It is okay to love your car more than her.
You will and must raise your child. (Part of being a real man)
Real men doesn’t limit himself because of insecurities.
That’s all I have for now. When back into the office, I might shoot for 100. Who knows.

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