Beth Ann

pleatedjeans:

this will be the best 5 seconds of your day. [jerome]

dollyhardon:

Oh Jesus fucking Christ. I am quitting whiskey forever.

ME TOO JOSH. ME TOO

brooklynmutt:

@mebuell: This is why Twitter exists RT @felicitymorse: BREAKING NEWS: a man is stuck in a high chair at a McDonald’s. 

eastindiaco:

Spade and Archer

Currently reading.

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

monkeemidgie:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

thedoctor-wearsconverse:

hiddlesbatchlove:

lokis-taking-gallifrey:

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

wouldulikeajellybaby:

 

THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic

that was fucking terrifying

your tension has been exterminated

EXTERMINATED

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

really relaxing

I couldn’t stop giggling 

Perf.

letmeworryaboutblank:

i think this is only gonna be a ‘pics of me and kupo while i wear band tee shirts’ blog now

meetapossum:

fromthemitten:

unimpressed2chainz:

alcoholicgifts:

invalid without bennyhill chasemusic

beezlebub numbercrunch doe 

backitup thundermunch

Burgerking Cuttlefish

Benedict Cumberfinch

Can I ask you two a question?

stuckinabucket:

Stop it, Colbert.

anachronistique:

i still haven’t seen this movie but i’ve used this picture as my gchat status all week

somaroy:

What is it called when all you want to do is watch this show?

This show is actually pretty great.

lizzwestman:

One woman’s journey out of a singular food desert

THAT’S ME!!!!

Sorry if my checks on functionality spammed everyone who is following me with my very new and narcissistic food blog. I’m relearning how to cook for myself (though Ollie does taste tests and ratings) while learning how to garden (with the intention of eating things that I grow). 

The main goal of this is to make myself create new or interesting meals and not get takeout or delivery. I used to be amazing at cooking, but weird hours and whatnot kind of killed the momentum. Plus, until recently, my refrigerator was only good for freezer burn, wilting vegetables and chilling drinks. 

Ideally this will turn into a GOOP-type lifestyle blog for web types, shut ins and insane dog moms, but right now I’m just excited that nothing has caught on fire (yet). We’ll work on $980 shot glasses in a month or two.

Guys look at these pretty maps is there one of your city?! (via Richmond Virginia 11x17 print watercolor city map by SummitRidge)