Ash Kalb
I like to build things, like companies and robots. I like to fly things. I like people, unless they are people I don't like.
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@JessicaElizCole I think they were more than just wrappers.
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Kalb's 9th rule of the internet: If someone's Wikipedia entry describes them as a "philanthropist," they wrote it themselves.20 hours ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@fitbit "Currently, we are experiencing exceptionally high post-holiday season volume." You know that was months ago, right?21 hours ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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On the floor of the L train. http://t.co/p766ciMr
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@djnita I was doing the exact same thing in the office all day.
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Past few months I've all but eliminated random hostility and angst from my life. Comes from choosing better people to work with.2 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@fitbit you really should. When I plug it in it gets too hot to touch. #UTTERJUNK2 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@fitbit never before have I bought something, had it arrive DOA, and had the company completely ignore all communication. #chargebacktime
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@fitbit really, your customer service is an embarrassment. The only thing worse is the quality of your product.2 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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It's always sunny at Downton Abbey2 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@fitbit still waiting to hear back from your atrocious customer service. Thanks for the $100 paperweight tho.2 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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The dream of the 1890s is alive in Brooklyn too. http://t.co/z621Lzhl4 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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It's always bothered me that time travel movies never seem to account for planetary motion.4 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@fitbit - your customer service is kind of a joke. 1-3 day response time because of "the holidays?"5 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@scalzi Pet Snacker for president!
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I wonder if my need to attach metrics to every aspect of my life has to do with my growing awareness of my own mortality
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Now that the deal we have been doing all week is signed, this is what @robottdog and I are up to next. #lawyerstuff http://t.co/DzjjuVep
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@louistheroux Can't wait!7 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Getting exceptionally excited about 2012.
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I just unlocked the Level 4 "Fresh Brew" badge on @foursquare! High five! http://t.co/qkW0CuwI
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Mark Milian released his e-book titled Letters to Steve: Inside the E-mail Inbox of Apple’s Steve Jobs, which chronicles — among many things — the prickly side of Jobs that we all found so…
We’re big fans of the streaming video site Hulu, but we’ve been puzzled by the lack of food content there. Yes, there has been some video from Food Network, but only clips — never full…
You aren’t yourself anymore. It’s a familiar complaint heard by…
Hugh Pickens writes “Ever since television caught on in the 1950s, the FCC has been getting complaints about blaring commercials but concluded in 1984 there was no fair way to write regulations…
Trailrunner7 writes “Google is using automated warnings to alert users of its Gmail messaging service about widespread attempts to access personal mail accounts from Internet addresses in China. The…
See-through metal, yo. What’s next, opaque gas? “Whoa GW, you’ve got a mysterious brown aura about you. Also *choking* — why’s it smell like somebody died in here?” IT WAS THE DOG, I…
The artists at Pink Cake Box made a wedding cake inspired by the webcomic xkcd:
The top of the cake includes cutouts of the comic characters with a red heart on a wire between them. The…
So I’ve seen a tornado form, and, like an idiot, just stood there staring at it — until it started moving towards me, at which point I ran, and felt the wind pushing at my back, until I was about a…
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