Lisa D

broadwaysmusicbox:

Pandemonium from The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
Sung by The Spellers and Mitch
Music and Lyrics by William Finn

• Les Miserables: Stealing a loaf of bread may seem like a good idea, but it will literally fuck up your entire life.
• Spring Awakening: If you get laid, you die. If you don't get laid, you die. Also don't trust your parents.
• Chicago: It's ok to murder people as long as you wear lingerie and can sing and dance.
• The King and I: Racism doesn't count if you sing about it.
• My Fair Lady: People will like you if you talk like you have a broom stick up your ass.
• Hairspray: In the 60s, people will hate you if you're overweight, UNLESS you also hang out with black people.
• RENT: AIDS really blows.
• A Chorus Line: If you ever audition for a musical chorus, you better have a goddamn good story as to why you became a dancer.
• Grease: If your boyfriend doesn't like you, change absolutely everything about yourself to please him.
• The Phantom of the Opera: When choosing between a controlling boyfriend and a sociopath composer with a messed up face who dwells in an opera house's basement, take your sweet damn time.
• Rocky Horror Picture Show: Finding refuge from a storm in a mansion who's owner is a transvestite will make you inexplicably horny, and seemingly bisexual.
• Love Never Dies: Let the crazy woman run off with your son. You may never see him again but you'll get to be with your deformed lover and at least you won't die.
• Wicked: If your born green and people make fun of you for it, fake your own death and run away with a scarecrow.
• Starlight Express: Believing in the great train god will solve all your problems and get you a girlfriend.

nationalpost:

Toronto and Ottawa shaken, offices evacuated as two earthquakes hit Ontario and Quebec
Two earthquakes shook eastern Ontario and Quebec Friday morning, rattling buildings and nerves as far away as Barrie, Toronto and Waterloo.

A 5.2 magnitude quake hit about 20 kilometres northeast of Shawville, Que., at 9:43 a.m., according to Earthquakes Canada.

Although the data initially indicated a 4.2 magnitude earthquake shook Braeside, Ont., 10 minutes later, Earthquakes Canada updated its report to say there was a 4.1 magnitude aftershock near the Shawville epicentre at 9:53 a.m.

Buildings in Ottawa and Toronto were evacuated, including the offices of the National Post. The quake touched off an eruption of reaction on Twitter as users reported buildings shaking in Ottawa for several seconds.

ikmultimedia:

http://bit.ly/16Cn8tu http://on.fb.me/17AW8eh

momochanners:

Stubble!Manu is the Best Manu: Y/N?

laughingsquid:

Yahoo Is In Talks to Possibly Acquire Tumblr

Oh Lawd I seriously hope not.

fairyflutterfly:

On my trip list.

I better start playing the lotto then lol

awkwardvagina:

me and my girls on the way to prom

officialilluminate:

So, I made a mashup of Wolfgang Gartner’s “Redline” and KESHA’s “Die Young”. Check it out!

You can download it on SoundCloud for free: https://soundcloud.com/illuminate_edm/wolfgang-gartner-vs-kesha-deadline-illuminate

fatherfalconsperm:

15th century (first quarter?) France?

Paris, Bibliothèque nationale de France

Français 606: L´Epistre d’Othea by Christine de Pisan

fol. 23v

psych-facts:

Source: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=depressions-evolutionary

I’ve experienced this. Scary, but true.

malformalady:

A tongue of lava oozes out from beneath the recently cooled crust of a flow. The silica contained within, reflects the early morning sunlight, giving its surface a glassy sheen.

Photo and caption credit: Bruce Omori