ARTS 'N FARTS 'N CRAFTS
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having a family get together in a house made of glass. two guys on motorcycles pull in to the driveway of the house next door. two cop cars follow closely behind, blocking them in. the cops get off their motorcycles with weapons drawn, screaming for the two men to drop their weapons. they don’t. they act like they can’t hear the cop. they’re not pointing their guns at anyone, they’re just looking at them. the cops are still screaming. my dad decided to take them both out, for the cops. he busted out one of the walls of the glass house.
Prank call we made a few years back. I have no idea how we kept this man on the phone for so long, at 2:30am.
“…Have you seen Ernest Scared Stupid?”
Wife and I signed up, on impulse, to join the military. About an hour later, while shopping at Target (which, for whatever reason, was laid out like a maze), I started getting cold feet. Mainly because I knew they would shave my head, and I didn’t want people to see the mole on the back of my head.
Wife still planned on going.
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FLODDING JAW10 plays
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Some lady was keeping me up at night!!11 plays
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Prank call we made a few years back. I have no idea how we kept this man on the phone for so long, at 2:30am. “…Have you seen Ernest Scared Stupid?”18 plays
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Tune I made.10 plays
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“@Katieandthebds: 622-EATS is my new favorite thing... #iamfaded”
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“@ozthepirate: Work has me by the testicles today... #fuckclosing”. You and me both dude.
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“@avclub: I know dub step is all the rage right now, but consider some chip tune tracks for variety." lest we not forget @Disasterpeace
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Tonight was a damn wash for making music. Totally frustrated. Should probably call it a night. #earfatigue3 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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“@Hallerin: Same sex country song. Thoughts?". Not a one.
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“@Hallerin: #SuperBowl MIA bird flipping drama will be the hot talk tomorrow.” .......really?
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@circusking my Super Bowl will eat your bowl.
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Penis #superbowl
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Sweet dreams, officer. Enjoy my tax dollars. #FIRETHISGUY http://t.co/x4pI5OZ4
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“@ericwareheim: Koreatown smells like wonderful spiced meats tonight.” hope they're keepin em ice cold!
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“@UberFacts: Oysters can change genders back and forth.” so can people. So what?!
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“@albertodelrioy7: @freddurst Im going to get my Limp Bizkit tattoo soon” oh gosh will you regret that....
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“@freddurst: Big Bizkit news coming soon. It's on.”. FINALLY!!!!
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Am I seeing commercials on Twitter, now?8 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@Hallerin lol at bikers thinking their loud motorcycles sound totally awesome.
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@Hallerin and Campfield is doing the exact same thing to an ENTIRE DEMOGRAPHIC, Ricardo.
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Sometimes, I resent my family. I always hated my church, growing up. I was surrounded by terrible people who constantly whispered terrible things about each other. My family always dragged me there, and made me wear clothing that I was embarrassed to wear. I was made to be an acolyte, which is a fancy word for ‘kid who lights the candles’. I was dragged to youth retreats, because my dad was the youth minister.
Now I’m a grownup, and I’ve found a church that I truly enjoy going to. It is nothing like the church of my youth, which is probably why it appeals to me. Now, mind you, I was made to go to church as a child. There was no option. I like my church, what it stands for, and I also play music in the band, periodically. As the years have passed, my parents stopped going to church. I’ve stopped inviting them to visit my church. They would rather sit on the couch and do nothing, or perhaps anything OTHER than seeing their son play drums in church.
It’s a disgusting irony to me. The people who REQUIRED me to go to church, now won’t even get out of bed to see their son play drums when he simply INVITES them.
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EARL IS FREEPosted 4 hours ago
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Guilty pleasure: "Karma" by Wocka Flocka Flame.Posted 29 hours ago
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omg kudo is experiencing his shadow for the first time. hahahaha.Posted 2 days ago
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Went to the skatepark today...boy, has it been a while. #sorePosted 2 days ago
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Campfield on HHH still trying to save face.Posted 2 days ago
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Is there an alternate entrance into Tyson Park with the Cumberland entrance blocked??Posted 2 days ago
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Gonna have Playboy Manbaby layin down some tracks at Proton Palace, tonight. Should be tres interessant.Posted 2 days ago
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Can't decide on whether I want to record my Waynestock set and put it up as a free release, or just save it for a proper dance party. #MagicHu$tlePosted 2 days ago
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Also, pretty the left channel in my good headphones is going to crap. #rageevenmorePosted 3 days ago
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Dunno WTF is wrong with me. Basically sat here for 2 hours tonight listening to a drum loop with nary a thought in my head as to what I should add to (or subtract from) it. #ragePosted 3 days ago
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The VW Beetle is slowly evolving into the PT Cruise.Posted 3 days ago
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After college, Nick began working as comic/musician Jim Stafford's road manager. Stafford and Nick went out to California in 1979 and Nick decided to take the stage himself. He began honing his own comedy act while hanging out at both The Comedy Store and the Ice House. Nick was one of the most popular and recognizable American comedians during the early 1980s. He produced at least one special a year from 1981 to 1987, all of which were carried by Showtime cable network and then re-broadcast numerous times throughout the year, especially on the Comedy Central channel. As of 2008, he has done 16 specials.