Jesse Hattabaugh
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- @allthecuteshit I like the 2, it's quiet
- RT @TheTweetOfGod: Any atheist who retweets this is going to hell for eternity.
- @SarahKSilverman well wait'll you meet me! I be accepting the shit out some people over here!
- 'Bang With Friends' Gets Booted From App Store http://t.co/pkhFQ4BJJG via @prismatic
- "You have a smart car; you got a smartphone; well, now we have a smart rifle" - Smart Rifle Shoots Target,... http://t.co/OlRHV5XxXc
- RT @LifeAdviceLamp: Have old batteries? Microwave them, they recharge.May 17, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- @LittleMsAddict I still believe that one day I'll find a soul mate who doesn't require me to vocalize my emotionsMay 17, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- RT @BuzzFeed: Hope everyone has a great weekend! http://t.co/1ow78N9Y3dMay 17, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- RT @SanFranciscoBOS: Are you ready for Bay to Breakers? Remember: No alcohol, no nudity, no centipedes, no floats & no costumes. Have fun…May 17, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet’s nest is a very bad idea,” Siv During Livh, a..." http://t.co/cVxAXRXHPo
- @rosepants lucky for people with uteruses that I'm not in a hiring position then :-P
- @piloting I've seen it happen twice
- @rosepants So you want the right to get pregnant, but not the consequences? That's fun!
- @rosepants why must I be kidding? inability to get pregnant, seems like a valid hiring criteria to me.
- Can we acknowledge that a valid benefit of hiring a man is that he can't get pregnant, take a month of vacation and quit right after?May 17, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- Ubuntu Touch stable builds coming by the end of May http://t.co/MchEHy9ZUF via @androids
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2400 B.C.: Evidence of the first gay couple, in ancient Egypt, was unearthed when two male royal manicurists named Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were found buried together in a shared tomb similar to the way married couples were often buried.
What’s next on the agenda of this power mad group of Taliban-like GOP legislators? Now they are going after Planned Parenthood, long one of their pet peeves, as well as piercing and tattoo artists, and who knows what’s next? How about civil rights? Voting rights? Dancing? Let’s make all women who enter the state wear covering on their heads.
- I identify with Lars more than with any other character I’ve ever played. I feel that awkward, too. I feel a separation between who I think I am, who I actually am and how I’m perceived to be. It’s hard to truly connect with people. He wants to connect, but he doesn’t feel that he has the tools to do it. I don’t think it’s just me. I think there’s a little bit of Lars in all of us.
—Ryan Gosling Sen. Dianne Feinstein re-entered the seemingly never-ending battle over the ouster of an oyster farm from Drakes Bay Friday by co-sponsoring an amendment to a budget resolution that would help the shellfish operation remain open.
Feinstein goes feet first into oyster farm fray | SFGate Blog | an SFGate.com blog
This writer is having too much fun with words.
The main reason to hurry on those last two books of the series? The show, now entering the realm of the series’ third book, is catching up with him. “I can’t see the locomotive yet, but I hear the tracks vibrating,” the Thrones supremo said, employing one of the most high-tech metaphor in his mostly medieval arsenal.
Life Drawing at The Book Club from Wriggles & Robins on Vimeo.
Every easel in a life drawing class captures a different angle of the model.
We created the film by editing each drawing with the next, moving around the circle of easels.To find out more about life drawing classes at The Book Club visit wearetbc.com
Shot, produced and directed by Wriggles & Robins
Graded by Aline Sinquin at MPC
Sound Mix by 750mphLife model: Clelia Rinaldi
I found out long ago that when you look at the overall task, the cathedral you have to build, it looks so daunting that you just give up and sit down and play a video game
Resentment of the Day: DongleGate
Following a tweet (shown above) calling out a group of developers for their comments on “forking” and “big dongles” at this weekend’s Python convention, developer evangelist Adria Richards was pummeled with messages of harassment and death threats on Twitter. One of the men pictured ended up fired from his job, as was Richards, who was fired by email cloud service SendGrid via a Facebook post this morning. Around 6 PM EST, SendGrid CEO Jim Franklin released a more comprehensive statement regarding the situation, claiming that her actions “strongly divided the same community she was supposed to unite” making her unable to effectively do her job, resulting in her termination.
As panopticons go, the Google Glass version is pretty mild-mannered and half-hearted.
Here’s my takeaway: JavaScript is caught in an iron triangle of its own making. We’ve all grown accustomed to the flexibility and freedom it offers, and we don’t want to give that up. At the same time, we want it to be blazing fast, and it turns out that when you reach millions of lines of JavaScript, maintaining such a flexible language becomes a problem. All three of these areas — flexibility, performance, and maintainability — are intertwined. When you make progress in one area, one of the other two, or even both, will suffer.
- With his back against the San Francisco traffic,On the bridge’s side that faces t’wards the jail,Setting out to join a demographic, He hoists his first leg up over the rail. And a phone call is made, Police cars show up quickly.The sergeant slams his passenger door. He says, Hey son why don’t you talk through this with me, Just tell me what you’re doing it for. Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, It’s the mountains,It’s the fog,It’s the news at six o’clock, It’s the death of my first dog, It’s the angels up above me, It’s the song that they don’t sing,It’s a little bit of everything. A Little Bit of Everything by Dawes on Grooveshark
(No streaming audio available)0 plays - stephaniefoo: I know, I know. The story is about moving on. But for all the hurt, let me have this one moment for retribution. My ex-boyfriend got wasted at my office Christmas party two years ago and screamed at all of my Snap Judgment coworkers, “NOBODY LISTENS TO RADIO! NOBODY!” Well, sugar—let’s see who listens to radio now. This one goes out to you. A story about love and the apocalypse. Airing on Snap Judgment this week.
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- Sea Lions @ Pier 39PIER 39's West Marina
- Aria Korean-American Snack Bar932 Larkin St
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- US Post Office1400 Pine St
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- Hooker's Sweet Treats422 Hyde St
- Moulin Rouge Restaurant887 Geary St
- Cordon Bleu1574 California St
- Lori's Diner500 Sutter St.
- Nite Cap699 Ofarrell St
- Southern Pacific Brewing620 Treat Ave
- Mission Dolores ParkDolores St
- Ritual Coffee Roasters432 Octavia St
- Java Beach Cafe1396 LA Playa St
- The Sycamore2140 Mission St
- Amsterdam Cafe937 Geary St
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Status
- Sunset at Nepenthe
- Hey everybody who voted Republican this election; how are you liking this whole GOP meltdown thing? I hear they want to fire Boehner, and even Ann Coulter admits Obama's right to raise taxes on the wealthy. How's that crow taste?
- Cold in the shade, and perfect in the sun
- Election day, where you get to feel like an instigator of social change just by telling everyone you know that you voted so they should too.
- Hardly Strictly Bluegrass has published schedules. I don't know about the rest of you fools but I'm gonna be at Rooster stage on Friday. Get at me and tell me when you're gonna meet up, unless you aren't coming, in which case you're dead to me.
- At my new job, the Transmission BitTorrent client is blocked. As if that can stop me from
- I just got a job offer!!!
- I wish I had a crazy relative that lived in the woods here in California where I could go hang out for Labor Day.
- All this talk about Chik-Fil-A is making me hungry, but there are no Chik-Fil-As in San Francisco. Luckily I have a restaurant around the corner that's serving a tomato braised free-range chicken sandwich with moroccan cured olives and grana padano today. The owner is the nicest guy and he happens to be transsexual too. Glad I don't have to eat shitty fast food anymore.
- When will I learn that when meeting people in Dolores Park you have to get exact coordinates of their location? Spent about an hour wandering around with a watermelon strapped to my bicycle looking for Ruthie Lichtenberger today
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Repositories
- Finds the best time for you and a friend to hang out based on your Foursquare checkins1 watcher / Pushed Feb 22, 12
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- Gaia is a HTML5-based Phone UI for the Boot 2 Gecko Project. NOTE: For details of what branches are used for what releases, see https://wiki.mozilla.org/Release_Management/B2G_Landing745 forks / 1145 watchers / Pushed May 18, 13
- Meteor, an ultra-simple, database-everywhere, data-on-the-wire, pure-Javascript web framework.1058 forks / 8526 watchers / Pushed May 18, 13
- MVC framework making it easy to write realtime, collaborative applications that run in both Node.js and browsers149 forks / 2227 watchers / Pushed May 18, 13
- A reboot of TiddlyWiki for the next 25 years45 forks / 318 watchers / Pushed May 17, 13
- Sleek, intuitive, and powerful front-end framework for faster and easier web development.15616 forks / 50190 watchers / Pushed May 17, 13
- A package manager for the web, created at Twitter392 forks / 5459 watchers / Pushed May 17, 13
- A next-generation code testing stack for JavaScript.38 forks / 1164 watchers / Pushed May 14, 13
- A simple and lightweight mixin library for Sass.224 forks / 2356 watchers / Pushed May 13, 13
- A comprehensive path-finding library for grid based games124 forks / 1301 watchers / Pushed May 03, 13
- Next-generation jQuery Templates, optimized for high-performance pure string-based rendering, without DOM or jQuery dependency.162 forks / 1106 watchers / Pushed Apr 25, 13
- Waypoints is a jQuery plugin that makes it easy to execute a function whenever you scroll to an element.234 forks / 2224 watchers / Pushed Apr 22, 13
- Prototype iPhone apps with simple HTML, CSS, and JS components.432 forks / 4725 watchers / Pushed Apr 14, 13
- Gmail-like client-side drafts and bit more. Plugin developed to save html forms data to LocalStorage to restore them after browser crashes, tabs closings and other disasters.123 forks / 1219 watchers / Pushed Apr 04, 13
- Advanced Mathematics Library for Node.js and JavaScript86 forks / 908 watchers / Pushed Mar 03, 13
- A jQuery plugin that adds random noise to the background of a given element.36 forks / 618 watchers / Pushed Jan 27, 13
- 763 forks / 3254 watchers / Pushed Jan 21, 13
- WebSocket based Multiplayer Architecture for Node.js17 forks / 103 watchers / Pushed Aug 12, 12
- Boot to Gecko aims to create a complete, standalone operating system for the open web.129 forks / 882 watchers / Pushed Jun 07, 12
- A SubEthaEdit/Coda syntax mode for the jade templating language7 forks / 22 watchers / Pushed Jun 05, 12
- Finds the best time for you and a friend to hang out based on your Foursquare checkins1 watcher / Pushed Feb 22, 12
- The NASA Vision Workbench is a general purpose image processing and computer vision library developed by the Autonomous Systems and Robotics (ASR) Area in the Intelligent Systems Division at the NASA Ames Research Center.2 watchers / Pushed Jan 09, 12
- A very basic Tumblr theme based on the HTML5 Boilerplate and Microformats10 forks / 28 watchers / Pushed Oct 03, 11
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- Busta's Lament by A Tribe Called Quest
- Laced Wit Hash by Mac Dre
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- Monster by Meg & Dia
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- (De Luxe) Immer Wieder by Secret Machines
- N.O.W. (feat. Da Ranjahz) by Memphis Bleek
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- Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team?Best on a losing team. I just want to be respected by those around me.Asked by Formspring May 04, 11
- What are you most excited about today?Planning to ride my bicycle from Seattle to San FranciscoAsked by Formspring Apr 04, 11
- Would you rather be really hot or really cold?Really cold. I have a pretty good metabolism, so as long as I can curl up in a blanket I feel alright. There's only so many clothes you can take off. That said, cold most often occurs at night when you're trying to sleep, so it can be extra irritating.Asked by Formspring Dec 28, 10
- When was the last time you gave flowers?I gave our office manager a flower this week, but I found it in the trash at a cafe so I don't guess it counts. I have a habit of adopting flowers that are being throw away.Asked by Formspring Oct 27, 10
- who do you most want to be with right now?Oh, and also my baby sister Zoë.Asked by Formspring Oct 27, 10
- who do you most want to be with right now?my buddy P.D. at McCovey cove, barbecuing and watching the World SeriesAsked by Formspring Oct 27, 10
- What's your biggest phobia?Having to come up with something clever to say in front of a group of strangers. Like on the first day of class when the teacher goes down the roll and asks everyone to introduce themselves.Asked by Formspring Feb 13, 10
- If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would you get?Odwalla, any and all flavors, but Protein Monster is my staple.Asked by Formspring Jan 12, 10
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Bike Mechanic, Atheist, Web Platform Developer specializing in HTML5, Google App Engine, and interested in ChromeOS, MongoDB, Node.js, and Boot2Gecko
