Alistair J. Bright

This is part of who I am, more personal me can be found at www.brightbriels.com and more professional me can be found at www.brightthings.nl.

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November 13, 12:11 AM
April 20, 10:47 AM















But I leave you with Linton Kwesi Johnson's soothing, bass-heavy, Caribbean-inflected voice rolling over languid dub-reggae grooves. This is the magnificent 2 CD set Independant Intavenshan: The Island Anthology, minus the dub-cuts (the echoes and repetitions tend to get on my nerves).

http://www.sendspace.com/file/vb34bh

When mango ripe, ee muss drop!

Back in June...
April 17, 10:32 AM
Tapiès' Cloud and Chair atop the Tapiès Museum in Barcelona

Great, another mystery solved!!! Another band's name clarified, another overt reference finally picked up on. After The Cloud Room who named themselves after an Art Deco bar in the Chrysler Building, who is the lucky one this time? Art Brut. Taking their inspiration from an art movement initiated by Jean Dubuffet, they have now staged a marvellous coup d'état, by out-googling their inspirators! What's the deal with the picture at the top? Well, I took it in Barcelona, at the Tapiès

museum. And his name was recently linked to the Art Brut movement (in a newspaper article I read) and so, we come full circle again. More serendipity! Grrrrreat (see post 7). But to bring an end to the chain of connected events, here is a non-sequitur. Serge Gainsbourg's collection entitled Initials S.G.

http://rapidshare.de/files/18233592/SG-I.S.G.rar.html
April 10, 05:07 PM
(Love Bug Starsky mixes with Busy Bee and Grand Master Caz 1980 c/o Charlie Ahearn)

“Why Hip Hop sucks in ‘96” legde DJ Shadow uit met het gelijknamige nummer op zijn grensverleggende CD Endtroducing..., uitgebracht bij onafhankelijke platenlabel Mo’ Wax. Slechts 42 seconden heeft hij nodig om zijn standpunt te verkondigen. Over een melancholieke loop voegt hij drie woorden toe: “It’s the money”.

Daar vinden we, in een notendopje, de strijd die Hip Hop tegenwoordig met zichzelf voert en waarmee het zichzelf ten gronde richt. Verdwenen zijn de de lyrical en turntable skills, ervoor in de plaats gekomen zijn niemendalletjes om de massa de laten dansen. Uitzonderingen daargelaten (Common: “I (w)rap like a mummy,/ Not for the money / I could have sampled Diana Ross a long time ago”) worden de principes van Hip Hop op grote schaal overboord gegooid uit eigenbelang en zakkenvullerij.

Het lijkt er soms op dat de trouwe volgelingen van de Hip Hop-voorschriften zullen verdrinken in de inspiratieloze ledigheid om hen heen, maar dan staat er weer een originele ziel op die hen een zwemvest toewerpt in de vorm van een sonisch meesterwerkje. Josh Davis aka DJ Shadow is zo’n bron van inspiratie voor de ware liefhebbers. Hij leerde zijn kunsten door urenlang op zijn zolderkamer te scratchen op één draaitafel, totdat hij genoeg geld had voor een tweede. Toen hij bij een plaatselijke radiostation mocht draaien was zijn toekomst bepaald.

Voor DJ Shadow zijn melodie en ritme de belangrijkste componenten van Hip Hop, vandaar dat in zijn composities rap ontbreekt. Zijn muziekale landschappen vormt hij door een collage te maken van allerlei geluidsfragmenten die naadloos bij elkaar en de sfeer van het geheel aansluiten. Hij neemt je mee op een reis door je innerlijk; omdat iedereen de melodieën verschillend interpreteert, wordt de beluistering een persoonlijke ervaring. Eén ding hebben alle nummers gemeen: ze hebben een unieke panoramische kwaliteit, zodat ze een soort soundtrack vormen van wat er in je hoofd omgaat als je naar de muziek luistert. Nu maar hopen dat alle gemakzuchtige artiesten de strijd met Shadow’s originaliteit aandurven. Slijp de degens en ... keep it real!

Rough English translation: I like DJ Shadow.

Here's a link to Excessive Ephemera, the second CD of the double-disc reissue of classic Endtroducing, as you probably all have the original CD already.

http://rapidshare.de/files/17685929/SHAD-EE.rar.html

Good bite!
April 10, 04:45 PM
Most of the time, I don't know what the hell this guy is rapping about, I find many of his beats and musical backgrounds pretty lacklustre and uninspiring, but boy, does he know how to package his shit! I bought his EP Fast cars, danger, fire and knives solely for the artwork of the CD and the beautiful booklet that came with it. I peruse it every now and then, while listening to something completely different like Franz Ferdinand or Vitalic. Sorry Rock. But for all the people who would beg to differ, here's a taster...

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=E8ZRSRSL
April 02, 07:27 PM

Joost gets his revenge for post number 11/12, although I honestly meant nothing by the (admittedly unhappy) juxtaposition of a smiling Joost and the heartbreaking defeat his football team suffered at the hands of mine... Still, props to Jean and thanks for the contribution!
April 10, 10:29 AM

Oh, you're so spell-binding Jens, and I must apologize for still not having bought your album. I did however take the time to download all the mp3's up for grabs at your site, I did go and see your show in Rotterdam with two friends (and was stunned into glowing silence) and I did play your music so doggedly and so tactically, that my girlfriend has really started to like your music as well. Not a bad score eh? Unfortunately, I have little else to offer you, although you are more than welcome to check out the Crow Lost Tapes of course (see below, any musical accompaniment more than welcome). That, and extend you a warm invitation to the luscious little city of Leiden, next time you hit the Netherlands on tour. And please, keep that brass section, they are magic.

March 28, 10:51 AM

You should have seen it. It beggared belief.
March 29, 08:40 AM
(Joost is just as happy as I am)

Having safely navigated my way through ten posts (and one sort of disclaimer post which I am excluding from my tally), I am in a jubilant frame of mind as you can well imagine, my dear reader. So ecstatic in fact that I came very close to printing T-shirts with the following:

BRIGHTSTUFF = 10 POSTS OLD! But seriously though: I will be celebrating this occasion by going to see the infamous Infadels (no typo!) on Thursday evening in the Patronaat (Haarlem). Why not join me?

As a sign of the coming of age of this blog, I shall from this day forth dispense with the annoying habit I was in the danger of acquiring, that is of affixing a number (spelled out of course: how different, how... artistique) to every post. No, from now on, the posts will stand alone, independent of their illustrious/pathetic ancestry.

And what better party music than that of Goodtimes, a Hong Kong outfit, who are notoriously anonymous on internet, but producers of a startling and disturbing brand of pop-rock-disco. Thanks to Hylknikkop for enlightening me in the summer of 2000 (Remember the Hoegaarden Grand Cru, the quarry, the femurs and the Kung-Fu fighting Hell's Angels...).

Cheers!
March 27, 09:11 AM
(with apologies to Cartier-Bresson and an anonymous photographer)

Aaaaah yes... With the air now tinged with April warmth, birds' cat-calling from the trees and just the slightest promise of good times ahead, I can't help but turn to one of my favourite feel-good rap-albums, with the ridiculously presumptuous title "Reachin' A New Refutation Of Time And Space". Yes, it's the Digable Planets or DP's, heralding from an era when that acronym didn't immediately conjure up wild, triple x-rated shenanigans. From the jazzy basslines and hard drumbeats to the laidback, smooth delivery of uniquely literate lines, this music never fails to put a smile on my face. And even after ten years of listening to the album, I am still finding little nuggets of information throughout: my recent discovery of Erich Fromm's name being dropped in "NY is Red Hot" being a case in point. I must admit, the whole revolutionary, class-struggle theme underlying DP's work was entirely lost on me at the time as well, and knowing it now only serves to enhance my esteem for the music.

So, if you need a break from the tedium of whatever you should be doing at this moment, check the album below and check this page, just to find out what Fromm would think of you, were you to land on his couch one early Spring morning.

"And we out, out, out..."

http://rapidshare.de/files/16226220/DP-REF.rar.html

March 21, 03:10 PM

According to this website, Ted Hughes was a very good reader of his own work and that of others. I haven't had the opportunity of listening to recordings of Hughes reading out loud his own work, but was recently privy to a number of recitals of several Crow poems and had the good sense to record them. Here are all the important facts surrounding this momentous occasion:

Venue: De Burcht (serre)
Time: Sometime after 20
Date: Monday 13th February
Assembly: Raymond, Luc, Iris, Laura, Joost, Jimmy, Angus, Pepijn and Alistair
Poems recited and recorded: Examination at the wombdoor, Lineage, The Kill and Two Legends
Sound quality: pretty mediocre, but it will have to do

This is not the place for an elaborate discussion on Crow, if you are really interested in that or other Hughes work, you shuld really take a look here.

Now then, for your enjoyment, the Crow lost tapes:

http://rapidshare.de/files/16083309/CrowHughes.rar.html
March 16, 04:08 PM

And all my admiration for people using those wonderful letter-banners just flew right out the window. Yes, I seriously believed that people were spending hours trawling the internet for photographs of letters of the alphabet, cropping them, arranging them etc. etc. But no, of course it's all bloody automated isn't it? So, just to get things off my chest, take that:


And that:


And these two for good measure:


There, bored now. God, I can hardly bear to look at the poncy things anymore.
Actually, my admiration has now shifted from the people who adopt these banner-thingies, to the people who programmed the software that assembles them. Well done!
March 15, 06:07 PM
(no homo, LOMO!)
Sorry, had to drop that, so that I could link to the explanation of a phrase that had mystified me these past months)


"What a waste of money!"
That was the pretty much identical reaction of the two most important women in my life to my new toy, the Lomo LC-A camera.

"I've got to have one of those!"
The reaction of the other 95% of my circle of acquaintances.

While I have a long way to go yet in convincing my two beloved skeptics (they know who they are), I am already thrilled with some of the results, and am inspired by the thousands of better photographs being taken by fellow LOMO-heads every day. So, assembled above, a slightly dull collage of photos taken at home and in Dusseldorf. Some of the snaps exhibit those groovy faults like blurriness, vignetting, tight focus and the effects of the colour flash I bought with the camera. I know, I know, Magnum won't be knocking on my door just yet, but give it some time...


What, you're still not convinced you need one of these gorgeous Russian works of craftsmanship? Head over to the LOMO site, then zip over to ebay, pick one up at a fraction of the price (clever Daan), lock and load and snap your heart out!
March 15, 03:52 PM

“Every grey hair on my head I call Kinski”

When Werner Herzog finished the script for 'Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes' or 'Aguirre, the Wrath of God', he immediately sent it to Klaus Kinski, with whom he had never worked before, although they had lived in the same boarding house when Herzog was a child, and Kinski a little older. Herzog said of their meeting, “At that moment I knew it was my destiny to make films, and his to act in them.” Later, Herzog said he did not know the dialogue he was going to shoot in Aguirre until almost the moment the camera rolled: “The shoot was very tough, and every day, Kinski could see the problems I was having. Yet, he continued to throw tantrums, create scandals, or simply scream if a mosquito appeared.” Herzog conceded that Kinski was “probably the most difficult actor in the world to deal with. Working with Marlon Brando must have been like kindergarten compared to Kinski.” He would shriek at the cinematographer to keep the camera only on him. “We had mutual respect for each other, even as we both planned each other’s murder.” It is rumoured that Herzog threatened to kill Kinski during the filming of Aguirre. Herzog confirmed that Kinski’s habit of walking off shoots made the threat necessary. “The press later wrote that I directed Kinski from behind the camera with a loaded gun, a beautiful image. Sure, the man was a complete pestilence and a nightmare to work with, but who cares? What is important is the films we made together.(Herzog
on Kinski, director's audio track, DVD 'Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes')

Sorry about the long intro, but it explains the significance of the otherwise rather dull photograph I took in Dusseldorf recently. Walking along, I stumbled first upon a portrait of Kinski hanging in the window, followed by one of Brando. As a fan of both, I took a quick snapshot and thought no more of it. Flash forward about a month and here I am, perusing some of my scribblings for a lecture on the film Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes, when I find to my surprise both Kinski and Brando being mentioned in one sentence by the movie's director Herzog. Isn't life just full of serendipitous coincidence?
January 20, 01:20 PM


Quarter past midnight, and we’re late for the concert. Luckily, the Effenaar is too (true to form), so as we arrive, the doors are just swinging open. The crowd surges in, bubbling with enthusiasm and excitement. Once inside, I’m taken aback by the massive crowd already milling about the place. The size and high spirits of the audience are reminiscent of the Return of the B-Boy extravaganzas. The warm atmosphere slowly rolls over me. My limbs loosen, my head starts bobbing to the vibes DJ Deen is unleashing onto the dancefloor. A large number of people squat on a makeshift platform, resembling a stand. Anticipation builds up.

Suddenly, a second figure materialises behind the wheels of steel, a Japanese man with blonde hair. DJ Krush has taken to the stage. Over the dying strains of Deen’s records, Krush starts cutting in a ghostly sound backed up by a sharp clacking rhythm. The crowd freezes and turns to face the stage. Most expect Krush to commence a cut and scratch show, exhibiting his majestic turntable skills. But this is where Krush distinguishes himself from his colleagues. He doesn’t put himself in the spotlight, rendering attention to himself by rendering the music unlistenable. Instead, he respects the songs he’s spinning, pays homage to them even, by adopting a completely unselfish and un-selfcentred role. All that occupies Krush is keeping the discs jocking and providing the perfect party soundscapes. The crowd loves it and is even wrong-footed when Krush flips on an 80’s disco tune (who said Japanese don’t have a sense of humour?).

Towards the end of the set comes the biggest irony of the whole performance. The Great Adventures of Grandmaster Flash Behind the Wheels of Steel. More scratches in two minutes than we’d heard in the past two hours! I wonder what DJ Krush was saying with that; was he paying tribute to the pioneer, underlining the contrast between himself and conventional DJ’s, or was he ridiculing the Father of Hip Hop for his exuberant, macho style?

Whatever the reason, contrary to De La Soul’s teasing lyrics “My DJ gave a scratch, yours was flawless”, with hardly a scratch, Krush proved himself to be greater than many of his peers.

DJ Krush - Milight (1997)
April 17, 08:46 AM

I love it when hip hop gets namechecked by non-rap artists that I really respect. I encountered it twice last week: first in listening to Jens Lekman, the somewhat melancholy but ever-melodic bard from Sweden, who intones "I still remember Regulate with Warren G, could that have been back in the sweet summer of 1993" in the great track Another sweet summer's night on Hammer Hill. Wrong year, but he hits the nail on the head nonetheless; that track evokes strong memories in a lot of people. Listen to this and more on his lovely CD "Oh you're so silent Jens" and check out some other songs of his here. Secondly, I read an interview excerpt in the Daily Telegraph of Tom Waits giving hip hop artists props, because he dug rap music's realness and immediacy (ok ok, the interview was from a 1988 Playboy, but hey...).
But that is not what this post was supposed to be about: it was actually intended as a tribute to some of the small, impressive labels in hip hop, in this particular case Rawkus and Stones Throw. Not sure what Rawkus Records is up to right now, but they sure commanded plenty of respect and attention (including mine) between five and ten years ago. For me, their role has recently been usurped by Stones Throw, whose amazing artist rostrum and sonicscapes have blown me away. Here is a sample of their music... the King is dead, long live the King! Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!

http://rapidshare.de/files/11350826/ST101.rar.html
January 17, 11:07 AM
A. took a glance along the beach to see whether Childe, D. Litt, D.SC., F.B.A was still standing in the shade. The syncopated pounding stopped. The professor was still there.
January 14, 07:42 PM


Thelonius Monk and John Coltrane. Two of my favourite jazz musicians. When they pair up... take cover. Or just close your eyes and zone out. I know nothing about music: can't read notes, don't understand complex melodies, and therefore am probably only appreciating a smidgeon of what is going on when these two play. I don't care though, I like it, that's enough for me. Been reading about when these two played together in 1957. Turns out they spent a seminal 4 months or so playing together. The day would start with John dragging Thelonius out of bed and over to the piano, upon which rehearsals would start. Evenings consisted of gigs at The Five Spot. At this time, they cut a record that appeared as "Thelonius Monk with John Coltrane ". And that was apparently the only testimony to the great sound of these legends paired up. Until all of a sudden Voice of America recordings were discovered of a Carnegie Hall performance from the same period. According to the experts, all kinds of interesting conclusions can be drawn from a comparison between the two sets (read the booklet after buying the CD :)), but who cares? It's all good, period. Check it out for yourselves below...

http://rapidshare.de/files/10970987/TMQ-JC.rar.html
January 11, 08:39 AM















I didn't really know these guys' music until I got my rapidshare-hands on their Very Best collection. I did know that some of their stuff had been sampled by hip hop artists but I couldn't remember which songs/artists etc. So what a pleasant surprise to hear within the space of 15 minutes two ultra-recognisable samples: YZ's Thinking of a Masterplan (from the AWB track Person to Person) and then, four tracks later, Eric B. and Rakim's Microphone Fiend (from the AWB track Schoolboy Crush)! And that's just the ones I picked up on... It reminds me of when I used to listen to hip hop cd's in the record stores, and as soon as the headphones were in place, it was time to leaf through the cd booklet, to find out A: whether the lyrics were reprinted, B: who had produced the track and C: what samples had been used. Except that now, some ten years later, I am finally getting round to the original music itself, rather than just the "obscure" samples... And I suppose I should round off this post by giving you a link to the music, but I am still working on that, so, patience please!

http://rapidshare.de/files/10840761/awb.rar.html
January 10, 06:31 PM

First post ever. This is really just so I can see for myself how this all works and what the blog looks like. I'll try and come up with stuff that would actually be of interest in future...

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February 10, 06:09 AM





February 10, 05:33 AM

The tramp steamer lay anchored in the lee of the many islands that dotted this briny estuary. It was night and the stars were faint against the rising steam of dusk that the forest beyond exhaled. Gideon Klimm stood on the deck besooted, his limbs lined by the strident light streaming from the gas lamp. He fluidly walked to the lamp, and then awkwardly examined the life congregating ‘round the lamp, then strode back to the binnacle. Flamingos, a dirty business, a perversity of trade, an anachronism from a bygone age. Tomorrow they would go up the river. Brian would be waiting, that is, if he hadn’t subsumed to his monomania.

In the kitchen below deck, ‘Pretty’ Olle was putting the finishing touches on the tuna soufflé that was to be the entree for the evening. Olle was pretty nervous, execution of his recipes was wearing thin, like his coulis.

In the hold, the party was starting up, the tinsel and the lights were on, the punch was ready. Imelda Macgillicuddy was getting all her favourite songs played right now, before the hoi polloi came in with their dreadful requests. In the dim mini-disco ball light she weaved and did that side step, snapping her fingers. Olle came in, slinking in the shadows, bearing the amuse-bouches that would be the solace of Macgillicuddy when the evening turned proletarian. She saw him out of the corner of her eye, Olle could tell with his practised eye that by the way that she moved that she was ignoring him. He traipsed to the tables that lined the hold, set the plates down. Olle looked up to the dj, to the turn tables, to the mini-disco ball. His hand went out to the cooler of beer, and pulled out at bottle. The fish dying in that cooler the other day wrapped their dying revenge around that bottle, clinging to the glue that held the labels to hard glass. Indifferent, he flicked off the cap with empty plastic lighter, marked by the teeth from many different crowns. He looked at Macgillicuddy, his arm stiff, the elbow out, pulling the bottle from his face, the left leg easy across the stiff right, the edge of the table supporting the back. He looked at and thought Christ this woman.

Olle set the bottle rocket on a trajectory to his face again, the HMS Cooking Lager righted itself to avoid jettisoning its payload, Olle wangled over the dance floor and shouted above 80s Norwegian pop hits

‘You wanna play a drinking game? It’ssa lot of fun, and he turned to see that hold had filled with dancing mates and scientists, he pulled Imelda to a table were the kitchen staff were sitting, their black-white check trousers under a red check table cloth.

‘Tell the lie, it’s called.’ He said over his shoulder as he inched his chair over tothe tabel

The evening blurred into the grey morning.

All that was left of the night was the slowing falling snow against the decklight. The money and the beer.

The grey morning was enveloped in mist, and the snow caught everyone by surprise. Gideon switched on the motor, and the ship nudged itself into the flurry. Wafts of fitful steam came from the galley, and carried the whiff of breakfast, a mix of eggs and smoked mackerel. The tramp steamer looked for the river.

—Easy as getting into a fight with the missus.—thought Gideon Klimm

November 20, 01:27 PM

Still fallow, the shades were recuperating when three wolves charged across the salty slate plain; the heralds of the day job.

March 07, 02:05 PM

...the day job lay slumbering: dreams of apostasy goaded orbs behind open lids to feverish REM, rectangular pupils dilated and contracted unseeing. Awaking with a start, the day job stretched its corpulence, the fleshy wattles quivering in waves from cranium to coccyx. It licked its lips over worn, blunted teeth: poking the tongue between generous diastems it uffished, and recalled the absence in its mental well-being. The obeisances of the shades were like the field of Carthage post Punic: fallow.
December 27, 10:38 AM

the actual situation of the villa in animals is as incomprehensible from this perspective as can be expected, or even more. It is only by touching the screen on the appropriate roof that a distinct sensation will signify the pressant on the correctness his or her choice.
June 16, 01:02 PM

...the most popoular villa name by far is 'Nicely Situated'.

June 08, 03:44 AM

and I think I'm not alone in this, or is the sign at the orchard end of Animals a....clue? Does the owner's name start with the second letter of the Alphabet in its traditional order?

June 08, 03:35 AM

...people only have the one lock on the bicycles, to a man and to a cycle. I checked.

June 05, 06:31 PM

And there is one particular neighbour (who lives at the green end of Animals, amid damp grass and the ruins of past industry) whose villa no one has ever seen, for he wards off all potential snoops, voyeurs and correspondents (even h.n.?) with a terrifying sign blazoned across a daunting wooden fence.

May 17, 11:42 AM

In the small village of Animals there are several villas with a view of the river Icing, dedicated with inscriptions. They have such names as 'Well-adjusted', 'Pretty Face', and 'Keep Gate Free', and others that are more pedestrian, such as 'the family Miller'.

August 04, 01:04 PM
that mushrooms grow to monstrous proportions in this postmodern age, providing shade and spray. Structures expressing internal homologies look on making bets.

Friday night all right.
July 18, 04:58 AM

And if so, what is he doing?
July 18, 03:59 AM
Close to Rotterdam Centraal one night
July 17, 04:24 PM
An abandoned YWCA
July 15, 02:58 PM
Having not been on vacation yet in 2006, Hylknikkop can't compete yet in Holiday Snaps '06. But he (foolishly I'm sure) believes he can compete in pictures of volcanoes. Here Iztaccihuatl, as seen from Amecameca, just down the road from the bus stop. The rest of the pictures from this particular excursion were left behind on a computer (Mac) in Mexico. One can see here the Moon touching the lips of the supposed reposing woman seen in the profile of the mountain. A sentiment and scene completely ruined by Don Paco's taqueria and pedicurista. Hylknikkop thinks they were under joint ownership, but he could be wrong. Anyway, he took the picture, making him the culpable one. I'm sorry, but he probably isn't.
July 13, 02:14 PM
Reaching the top of the Soufrière volcano on St. Vincent, we stood on the crater's rim and looked down into the depths. The view was astounding when clouds were not enveloping us or drifting across the crater: the green terraces along the volcanic slopes are a phenomenal sight, as is the lake and stream on the crater floor. In the middle of the crater, the geologically relatively young volcanic dome forms a reminder that this particular giant is merely dormant, not extinct. There was a way down, involving an old rope and sheer drops, but we scaredy-cats opted out. Incidentally, we neither saw nor smelled the Bob Marley fields (in the words of a likewise disappointed Dutch tourist): the marijuana plots allegedly cultivated by the ganja-farmers high up in the mountains, away from prying eyes and pesticide spraying Americans.
July 11, 08:25 AM
'We're looking for Amkreutz.' the visitors declaimed, not knowing they were six years too late, or Amkreutz was delayed.
June 29, 09:27 AM

As Hoehleaffen maniacally sketched out his ideas (for he had been rendered speechless by the Shades’ – pardon me, Hoehleaffens’ - unprotesting devotion), the Hoehleaffen collected their thoughts, as the dying strains of Silver Fox rang in their ears, amplified by the cavernous acoustics they had just left behind. What they had SEEN down there had not surprised them, just the usual prehistoric cave drawings juxtaposed with more recent artistic exploits they had come to expect from earlier forays into the earth…

Picture by Karl Eklund
“Nurture the craft of concrete visionaries / Cave painters screaming "Loosen the cuffs!" / Cave paintings get the natural history feather dust / Pick a lust.”

…and an almighty mess of paper cut-outs, spraycans, paintbrushes, red ochre and ash, indicating that a master of many media had vacated the spot just before them.

The Hoehleaffen were starting to suspect that they were hot on the heels of Brian, he of the sinister sneer, he of the receding hairline, he of the explosive, Rooneyan temper, he who had initially twisted the thumbscrews on their shaky souls, but now the tables were turned! On the floor lay, as if disposed of with casual disdain, but more likely with deliberate callousness, a strangely coloured image.

The Hand of the Master? Picture by Daan Isendoorn

But despite all this, the Hoehleaffen were overwhelmed not visually, but olfactorily, as an indescribable smell – the smell of decay in recesses or progress in clearings? - brought tears to their eyes. A stable after all then, of an artist on the run, riding the winds, clutching his nefarious pictures under his armpits, en route to a new studio.

¡Mira companeros! exclaimed Hoehleaffen, and with a flourish lifted his pyjama / cassock over his head and spread it over the table. The Hoehleaffen gazed and were amazed… this bordered on sheer lunacy, or did it?

June 23, 02:50 PM
Amkreutz took the shades underneath his trenchcoat, and skipped over the landscape, taking only the necessary detours.

They looked through the window at the voided danger, with pangs in their spleens, at the tremendous loss of Arthropoda that had been swept from Amkreutz' mustachioed lip.

Resolving to take the name of Hoehleaffen for this chapter in life, Amkreutz refused to be called by any other name except that. Or call any other being that, until honour had been avenged at the rodeo. The Hoehleaffen protested obdurately, then sweetly, then not at all, retreating from Amkreutz' (Hoehleaffen) glare. He took up a pencil, with an ease that betrayed years of experience, and sketched his intentions on the collar of his crisply starched pajamas.
June 23, 02:25 PM
Pausing awhile, the shades looked outside, and saw that the sky was darkening. Was this Brian?
June 22, 10:00 AM

...a paved floor and a serpant awaited them. Was this a stable or not?
April 17, 08:45 AM













The shades regained spirit and flopping gently in the breeze and on the tails of Amkreutz's worn out trench coat followed him into the fray...down south. Frantically putting more mileage on his genuine but caked General Von Raschheimer boots, Amkreutz quickly decimated the distance between their starting point and soon to be destination. His right eye finally having popped out as well established some last corrections on their computed course.
Finally the shades felt useful again after having spent so many years in oblivion. They were definitely pulling a Vashti Bunyan here and aimed for succes. After several days Amkreutz lifted the left tip of his moustache, which now also harboured an interesting array of insects, stared of into the western sunset and mumbled.... we're close...
The shades full of joy and anticipation quickly gathered wood for the fire and in a joint effort pulled at the Von Raschheimers. The night was spent rejoicing, singing, clapping hands and saying yeah! Some of the shades even made use of a tree!
In the morning they broke camp and poured the last of the coffee over the fire. Around noon things were really drawing to a close...
Would they find the images...would Amkreutz be able to lead them down the abysmal depths of what they faced...why weren't they looking at a stable...and most of all why WEREN't they looking at a stable?
April 17, 08:45 AM
Recalling Brian, who had written his 'Teratology of Apis nonmellifera melancholia' at the age of six, who had been so disappointed in the shades for not accomplishing anything, his diabolical construction of the day-job, the sometime nemesis of Amkreutz, at others bosom comrade, Brian, whose very movement meant danger, had the shades rightly gloomily revering the afternoon sun.

Once the temperature had gone up several Scoville, Amkreutz, his mustasche waxing brightly to the rays of the sun (cf. above), came out of his hibernation. His cheery 'Vaht Up chap-ss?' gave the shades start, which was very unlike them, as I remember thinking at the time. Hurridly, the shades explained all, Amkreutz sometimes attentive, othertimes pulling faces, sympathetic and rebuking at once, the jocular hilarity never leaving his left eye, the right having not come out yet. They showed him the images, which which he inspected with the rigour for which he was well known.
'Brats, we must find this stable of images', was his conclusion.


Also, can you guess?

Yes, it's Good Friday. Minus ten points for thinking it's Amkreutz night all right. Very disappointing, we shall follow your careers with great interest.


i don't know why we have to get a GetAmkreutz silkscreened fan when we could have a mechanical fan with getamkreutz on the blades whirling around like a dervish or a fan and top combined, spinning on the floor while cooling the place down cheer cheers cheers (apologies to messers G. Willan and R. Searle)

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December 18, 10:44 AM

1. Jorge Luis Borges, Labyrinths (1971) cover


2. FAME IS A FORM OF INCOMPREHENSION, PERHAPS THE WORST


3 & 4. My Love,

December 18, 10:42 AM

1. T.C. Boyle's Stories (1999)


2. Photograph, New York



3. Reverse of photograph

December 14, 07:30 PM

....the canvas opens. The droning sound of the engines slowly vanishes as I'm shrouded in increasing darkness. The wind whizzes past, cut by my new umbellical cords. Without them life is short.
I realise up is the past, some fading lights in the increasing distance. Every cold breath more out of reach. Not that it was much of a home...more a steel tube, light in red and green. Uncomfortable...but it started out well...somewhere in a field. Aluminium aloy heated in a late summer's sun and a sky full of promise, life and challenge. How we marvelled at the sight before entering. Our metallic bird larger than life, invincible, our own epic saga and we'd only written our first line.
But that's in the past now....we took our stories on board and kicked them out, somewhere halfway through the first chapter. And there they are, floating left and right in silence...in crimson darkness. Going down.
I look down but all I see are my boots. I expected a light, a vague shimmer of earth, something terrestrial to ground me, a target, a landing zone, meaning....But I guess not. I wonder again why I jumped, we jumped...what intention we had...what mission, but I can't remember. I know others jumped too, left and right, soaring down from our big armada, but sofar no trees, no fields, no nervewrecking but exhilarating kick in the heels.
I wonder how long I've been afloat. It started out as seconds, an adrenaline rush, but I guess it must be days, ...or longer. There is no difference when I shut my eyes. I wonder if it matters, if not landing would change anything. No one is expecting us...not anymore. Quite frankly, what on earth is the use.
So....acceptance. I've given in to this...I rest at the absence of a past and I scorn the absence of a future. Part of me even relishes in this feeling with its undertones of freedom, so....Don't pity me...for I have accepted my liminal state...
...just don't think I do not have a story to tell.

December 10, 07:40 AM

First off, apologies for the artsy-fartsy address of this blog. Now I know that many who know me will have come to expect this sort of toffee-nosed, presumptuous behaviour from me, but you have to believe me: this time I was really out to do things differently. Low-key, unremarkable, with a minimum of posing that is. Unfortunately, a number of other internutters are hogging the perfectly apt address Lost & Found and a number of variants, which wouldn't have annoyed me so much if they were actually putting their blog to (good) use. Now we have "Yvonne", a "girl in her teen years" using up our alternative 'Forgotten Memories', who hasn't posted anything since March 2003 and may not even be a teen anymore for all we know.
So, I am asking for your forbearance and understanding in this matter, as I guess this blog will be starting off on an "O we're so very intellectual and we know it" tip after all. All I can do is promise that future content will be as free from snobbery as the address is full of it. Honestly.
So, what is the blog actually about? Basically, it is about random memorabilia that get wedged between the pages of a book, perhaps as a bookmark or just for temporary storage, are subsequently not removed from the book again by its owner, but rather are left to languish in this forgotten state, until Luc or I stumble upon said memorabilia by chance through a new second-hand acquisition. The things we have found in books over the years range from the mundane or quirky to the bizarre and astonishing, as this blog will detail. We intend to reconstruct as much as we can about the life history of the owners of the books and the memorabilia themselves on the basis of these scant but sometimes extremely rich lines of evidence. Join us on our attempts to tease out meaning from lost memories!

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