Alienmelon likes to make things
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A while ago I threw together a set of earrings, because I was going out and wanted something to wear. Since then I’ve been making sets out of rocks (earrings & pendants) with feathers collected from the park… or this little punk of a bird. People comment on them often. In all forms, shapes, sizes, [...]
There’s a graveyard for hearts If you keep the receipt you can make a return And bury it for a brand new start But the bridge is burned Since she doesn’t have the proper paperwork There’s that thing festering again Too common to call a social issue Occluded by ego’s that like it too much [...]
I had this whacked out dream last night. It was more whacked out than usual so it went in my notebook. I think it would make an awesome game or story or something… “A race of specialized humans that, through manipulation of subconscious, manipulates reality, and, in their sleep, travel back in time to change [...]
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When they ask for your ethnicity, and they let you fill it in, write: “It’s complicated”.
There needs to be a martial art specifically for people that are double jointed / hyperextend.
It should be all about being as gross and disgusting as possible.
Split ends are great. They are a natural way of letting your hair cut itself.
When combing your hair rip straight through all that shit. Use swift, single motions.
Yell, “like a boss” with each stroke.
Now I can finally print some ‘for rectal use only’ stickers!
I’m not getting the novelty behind the human-hourglass model. I though anybody looks like that tight-laced. I tried and looked pretty spooky too, but maybe I’m missing something…
This will probably be the beginning of a trend.
I’m tired of browsing sites where I need to clear my history afterward. I’m going to start going to church!
Edit: Is there such a thing as a “church online” service?
Edit edit: I’m not motivated enough to leave the house for this…
Edit edit edit: Ok… nevermind!
Not too thought through at all, but…
Classic art is outdated pop culture. In its time, what is it that made some pieces stay (historically remembered) and others fizzle out?
I like the internet! It’s like being the loudest person in the room that ignores everyone else.
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"When they ask for your ethnicity, and they let you fill it in, write: “It’s complicated”." - Me http://t.co/7kORotR8
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There needs to be a martial art specifically for people that are double jointed / hyperextend. It should be... http://t.co/E7TT3AnD
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Hardcore Beauty Tip #1 - Split ends are great. They are a natural way of letting your hair cut itself. When... http://t.co/fRlZMF1I
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Print On Demand Stickers! - Now I can finally print some ‘for rectal use only’ stickers! http://t.co/LxzINMRI
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I’m not getting the novelty behind the human hourglass model. I though anybody looks like that tight-laced.... http://t.co/9zlRvLbe
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"Life is like a box of chocolates. You go through it, get fat, and die." - Me http://t.co/tPhR9xv6
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You know what! - I’m tired of browsing sites where I need to clear my history afterward. I’m going to start... http://t.co/ZAXwYxaL
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Ok... Here's a train of thought... - Not too thought through at all, but… Classic art is outdated pop... http://t.co/9c5WsGQz
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"Classic art is outdated pop culture." - Me http://t.co/305drd2L
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Photo: Yeah… That breed is the reason you shouldn’t go around punching cats. http://t.co/CJGxE7h3
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"I like the internet! It’s like being the loudest person in the room that ignores everyone else." - Me http://t.co/yqOHqMZB
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