Adam McCabe
Los Angeles based writer/performer
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- Help! I'm a shopaholic!!!* *shopaholic is when you turn your lights on and off real fast and scream in your dog's face, right?
- @ChrisAlvarado @jackie_michele More a comment on society as a whole, which is why I took to Twitter in the first place. #BillHicks
- I'd rather walk in on someone eating out of a diaper than walk in on someone trying to take a selfie. Less embarrassing to me. #NumNumDiaper
- @Time2GetGill We've got a year to get this pilot ready.
- Like Sammy Hagar, I can't drive 55, hate shirts and no one knows if I'm alive or dead at any given moment.
- "When you think about it, the first GPS was on X-Wings in Star Wars." - the entirety of my suicide note
- When I'm on my deathbed, my kids will ask, "Father, what did you love most?" I'll clear my throat & softly reply, "When rappers sang."
- Man...just looked in a mirror & I can't believe I went all day without someone letting me know I had the ravages of time all over my face.
- Pretty sure because my dad raised me on The Beach Boys, I sing in a very high register. Guess there's worse stuff he could have done.
- Listening to new Depeche Mode and cleaning my room. This tweet also works in 1993.
- Nothing teaches us how hard life is more than having to constantly restart Spotify to "install the latest version."
- Just great. A raccoon stole my shirt, pants and shades and now people think he's me, but cooler. Worst weekend.
- The more elaborate/regally named an apartment building, the more it sucks/I love it.
- Every now and then, I remember when Lady Gaga dressed up as a dude at the Grammys & no one cared/paid attention & I get sick to my stomach.
- @DiFonzoMarks Leave @Tonicharline alone.
- I have a shirt that I wear to all my auditions. It hangs in my closet next to my Jus' Goofin' Shirt and my Going to Universal Studios Shirt.
- @_loveclaire I'd take a pic and show you, but you'd throw up.😔
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