Adam

stalk:

Chatroulette: Piano Improv

Lisa Hannigan - I Don’t Know

I had never knew about Lisa up until last night when I found out she was that female voice in all those Damien Rice songs. 

hndrk:

26 Gigapixels of Paris - massive high-resolution panoramic view of the French capital. Zoom in and get lost! (via)

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stalk:

Human Giant: Will Arnett Sex Tape

It looks just like my fist!

inretrospect:

Commandante | The Mountain Goats

“and come summer time I am gonna treat you right…”

nickkroll:

This is a sketch written by the hilarious Seth Morris. It feels like a classic SNL commercial parody. So well done!

soupsoup:

Parnell and Samburg perform “Lazy Sunday” on Jimmy Fallon

Zach Galifianakis, during his opening monologue on Satuday Night Live (March 6, 2010).

Surely, the best SNL monologue in years.

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Even better live.

As Dostoevsky observed in “Winter Notes on Summer Impressions”: “Try to avoid thinking of a white bear, and you will see that the cursed thing will come to mind every minute.” In fact, whenever we try not to think about something that something gets trapped in the mind, stuck in the recursive loop of self-consciousness. Our attempt at repression turns into an odd fixation…These ironic thoughts reveal an essential feature of the human mind, which is that it doesn’t just think: it constantly thinks about how it thinks. We’re insufferably self-aware, like some post-modern novel, so that the brain can’t go for more than a few seconds before it starts calling attention to itself. This even applies to thoughts we’re trying to avoid, which is why those white bears are so inescapable.

lfarm:

Dude finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. Dude calls radio station to dump cheating girlfriend on the air. Girl thinks she is being proposed to…

OH MY GOD.

(from The Woody and Rizzuto Show via mattlambros)

brioche:

Cake- Short Skirt/Long Jacket

YES! CAKE!

Robert L. Clarke knows what’s up

azizisbored:

RAAAAAAAAANDY MIXTAPE UPDATE

Here’s an update on the Raaaaaaaandy mixtape I’m working on with Dave Sitek. We’ve been working hard on it and I’m very excited. We may not meet the originally announced February 2010 release date, but has any great rap album come out when it was originally supposed to?

If you weren’t aware of this project at all, more info is here: http://bit.ly/7lerqT

azizisbored:

The Tom Haverford Method: How to Shock and Awe the Ladies

The NBC promo department started making these really great character centric promos. Definitely check out Ron and April’s too.

DJ ROOMBA TURN IT UP!!!

Josh Ritter - Change of Time
New Josh Ritter Song, record out May 4
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david-noel:

HTML5 Video Player by SublimeVideo

I’m so excited about HTML5.

Amazing. I wish I knew where this was filmed too.

itsalwayssunny:

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davidfuternick:

Cat Stevens Where Do The Children Play?

posted this before, but can’t not reblog.

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Whether it’s the fact that a Christian news website took the time to call Mr. Ansari a supposed “Muslim Entertainer,” or if it’s just the pure blissful ignorance of putting a picture of KAL PENN as the headliner, or maybe it’s part about how Aziz should be a “vigilant patriot” for his “adopted country” to show teens it’s “cool” to fight terror. Now I’m no man of absolutes, BUT I guarantee you that you will not find another article funnier than this expose of the man, the myth, the terrorist: Aziz Ansari.

soupsoup:

afghanibanani:

“You’re just a kid, you don’t have the faintest idea what you’re talking about.”

Best. Monologue. Ever.

soupsoup:

Clay Larson : Work Hard And Be Kind

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stalk:

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soupsoup:

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jingc:

From McSweeney’s:

What are you talking about, “how I wonder what you are”? It’s a star. You just said it was a star.

(via TMN)

Oh Mitch Hedberg, what would we have done without you.

inretrospect:

I rarely post youtube videos but today someone mentioned “beads” and i couldnt help but want to yell BEEES????!????!?!?!

and then i laughed a lot in my head…and then i found this youtube clip.

This JUST happened to me too!

Sawyer

1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”

2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames

3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot

4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite

azizisbored:

Questlove Proves Parks and Recreation is the Wu Tang of Comedy

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

On Amanda’s recommendation I just started the BBC series Skins. I’d recommend it too. I just spent a few minutes trying to write a “It’s Gossip Girl meets ____” but I’m giving up. It’s unique. At first it looks like Gossip Girl (or an even more scandalous Degrassi) but after a few episodes it starts to reveal itself as more. Bonus - it’s funny and has great music.

Nicely put.

The Mountain Goats - Romans 10.9

Thousand and One Words - A photo blog by Ryan the Temp

Your favorite temp is now shedding light on his creative side. Here’s what “the artist” has to say about his work:

Artist Statement: They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but my photographs strive for more. I document life—capturing emotions and provoking thought. My pictures serve as a mirror, not only reflecting the truth in existence, but also providing the viewer a glimpse back through my lens, past the viewfinder, and straight into my spirit/soul.

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petervidani:

The Mountain Goats - Up The Wolves (Come, Come To The Sunset Tree version)

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that the peeps at Tumblr finally fixed the shadow behind the audio icon? No?…yeah I’ve been using this site waay too long.

When someone describes a racist/sexist/homophobic incident we won’t be able to resist saying “You’re exaggerating” or “That never happened to me.” The necessary powers of empathy will elude us. Our education system will still suck. And if you’re from a poor part of our country it will suck even more. And yet many of our teachers and students and librarians will keep trying. Thank God. We’ll still believe in angels more than in Darwin.  Angels will not give a press conference but a Darwinist might.

Junot Díaz on what he feels 2010 will be like.

(via jingc)

stalk:

“Nothing says ‘I have things under control and your accusation of domestic violence is an inflammatory misinterpretation of my genuine attempts to defuse the situation, sir,’ like just straight trying to knee someone in the face and then mounting on top of them and pounding their teeth in.”  — Videogum

fuckyeahspace:

Britain as photographed by NASA on January 7, 2010

soxiam:

GPOYW