Wrestlevania

@dmje Wossat?

Fingers: thoroughly overrated from a UX perspective. ¬_¬

Loading software off a collection off a collection of flat spinny things. Imagine!

@monkeyarmada There’s no clear symbology or callbacks in the design for me either, which makes it just seem bland and obligatory.

@Thayer Does that mean I have to talk in a (more) strange accent..?

@HelloEmsy Can’t RT cos you is a privet.

@monkeyarmada Right colours, gaudy fluorescence is grim though. Blood red and less green would’ve been better. Black bits are horrible.

@gokulives I've been on Batazia Super Sundays, myself. /cc @Z303 @emargee

@verohari …have you done a Ruby? ~solemnly shakes head~

@jaffne ~darts eyes away, whistles awkwardly at the ceiling~

@jaffne ~watches your buns as you run~ …what? Oh.

@emargee Hmm. Shoot some pretend people in the face mebbes?

@gilest You sure you haven’t has one already? #gin

@emargee Stunt Car Racer is not going to make itself… ;D

@Thayer You picked a belter of a day to visit. :D

It’s already a beautiful day in Bristol @ Bristol bridge http://t.co/6oQmuJv1

Fleeing the marital bed; @MrsSquatch is indulging those unbearable hollow-eyed Kuntashian sock puppets again. :/

@dmje Fuck knows, probably just wankers.

"We've lost tonnes of money, and we're possibly going to shut down, so let's piss away any good will we might have had left." You cunt.

That GAME/ME2 sticker thing beggars belief… really, which dumb twat-of-a-sales-manager thought that would be of great service to customers?

@emotionalpedant But can't you see? Patrick goes in… Patrick comes out… Patrick goes in… Patrick comes out…

@emotionalpedant But Pat [arf] is just so, so… smoooooth.

@digitalrant Just pushed up an alt of my responsive prototype; better design but less content (1 day): http://t.co/iw22GhFu /cc @verohari

@m1ke_ellis Lightweight.

@m1ke_ellis Good work. :D

@m1ke_ellis How're you feeling this morning..? ;)

@lynsey_s …what? You want sugar on yours?

@HelloEmsy I like Weston where I live--many miles from the town centre. ;)

@Thayer Best of luck today, hope it all goes swimmingly for you. Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow!

@lynsey_s That’s breakfast sorted at any rate.

@HelloEmsy ~drops peacock+chips~ Why, how very *dare* you! ~throws up on seafront; has sloppy seconds with passed-out stranger behind van~

@n0wak Oh dear, bit of a twat. #zomby

Why does Gridrunner play like you’re using two bits of greasy elastic to control your ship? Most fist-gnawlingly frustrating shooter yet.

@paparatti @zompus Chip Butty Mexicano?

@zompus How does this not result in a warm bready tube?

@croftmouse Is fecking ace. #believe

@eyeseaewe @LivelyIvy And that moment when you finally found that extra tricky piece you’d so desperately needed? Magic.

@stefangoodchild @emargee Same.

@paparatti NO BECAUSE THIS IS PRESCRIPTIVE AND WRONG AND MISGUIDED AND ALSO WRONG. Since when was LEGO about replicas as single blocks? :(

If you’d like me to Draw Something, my new* username is randomscribbles. *fucking bullshit non-recoverable account bollocks

Something that’s been bothering me, as a father to two girls, for a while now… RT @LivelyIvy: Man, how great is Lego? http://t.co/sDLT47ZD

@MrsSquatch This is what I meant about ‘LEGO for Girls’ being unnecessarily prescriptive and reductionist: http://t.co/tD563pbS

@thespaff @rauper Know a few local friends who go every year—it’s meant to be excellent. #grillstock

@bathdigital @m1ke_ellis @jukesie FIX! ;D Very well done, mate—sounds well deserved.

@Z303 Not unless you hold them up to the camera, with imaginary doodles on them of how they might look naked…

@nancetron …not to say our 2nd and 3rd weren’t wonderful. But our eldest was the first baby I’d ever held—was magic! :') /cc @MrsSquatch

@nancetron More than likely. I got to hold our 1st secs after she came out; will never be anything quite like that moment. /cc @MrsSquatch

Oh motorcycle racing, you gorgeous, utterly terrifying bastard. How I have missed thee. #SBK

@nancetron I’m remarkably squeamish, though I was fine when @MrsSquatch had our three via a C-section each.

It’s time for tea, but @MrsSquatch insists on watching #obem. Taking my pizza and hiding in the study with SBK round 1 from Oz.

@PlaydarUK Hmm, another game I'm tempted to get also on PC as it might be Just Better.

@grumpymandj Frakkin’ A! Really hope that lives up to it’s Abrams’ Trek styling beyond the visual treatment. #bloodnchrome

@Z303 Best way to be. Anyway, it's about you, not them. ;)

@Z303 Blimey… what @miss_mollypops said. :/ #shitthebed

@PlaydarUK What was the erection-inducing Dark Souls cheesy reveal on Facebook btw?

@iammikek And here I was led to believe that Git was the more unfathomable and problematic of the two. All I wanted to do was branch summat.

…but I thought Mercurial was supposed to be easier?? ~bursts into tears~

…and STILL my card is fucking declined! It's EIGHT POUNDS, you stupid cunts, not a fucking helicopter gunship! #fwp

…aaand we have a human being at 25 minutes and 32 seconds! …and I'm back on hold… …and now it's sorted in less than 20 seconds. FFS! #fwp

@rickhurst "I just unlocked the 'Everyone Else Has Realised This Is Pointless, Why Haven't You?' badge!" #foursqin

…still on hold; card in question beginning to feel warm… #fwp

@AliSweeting It's the simpleton inanity of it; some greasy ape is just sat there and flicking their snot around. Every time.

Card declined by unfamiliar payment gateway; going to cost me the £7.99 I wanted to spend sitting in this damned hold queue… #fwp

@will_luton The previous manager..? #behindthegamedoor

@Z303 @emargee Me too; felt like the pressure of fulfilling label mandates had them just churning stuff out. But I've not heard Blue still.

@Was_Lex Lambrini and Ginsters all round!

Might be about time to try out SR3… “@SavyGamer: Saints Row: The Third, PC - £7.99 http://t.co/ZMW1ZO0d”

Also, I think someone was setting fire to whatever they'd just done in the next cubicle. #myeyes

Today's cubicle door 'flicked bogey' count: 3 #iworkamongstapes /cc @L_Faye

@Z303 @emargee Cautious about new Orbital stuff; they're latter discs weren't all that enjoyable to my ears. :/

@Z303 WAT?! #leftfield

@danthat ~crosses everything~ Please, please, please… Looks to be channelling Abram's Trek, too--no bad thing! #bloodnchrome /cc @infovore

@sneakerslutkat …and I think you might like the Martyn Ess Mix, too: http://t.co/mnKEZDuY /cc @emargee @stefangoodchild

@emargee @stefangoodchild If you've not checked it out already, Martyn's new Ess Mix shows a lot of promise: http://t.co/mnKEZDuY

IM IN UR TPLs DOIN SHIZ #derpal

@dmje Fingers crossed… #pap

@HookshotInc If you have no critical mass in terms of talent or brand buzz already, I'd say definitely.

@emargee @andykeetch I believe their latin motto translates to: "Rounding up Forrins, one ball-zap at a time."

@Thayer Have found a new recruit for Friday night drinkies! :D /cc @mintsauce

@andykeetch @emargee Immigration police are already en route.

@sneakerslutkat ~stops thrashing in the middle of the office for a moment~ Don't worry--already on this bitch. ~recommences thrashing~

@Thayer :( #thejamhasgoneoff

OMFG there is no filter coffee and all the teabags have gone. :::INITIATE PROJECT TANTRUM:::

@will_luton If you thought Draw Something’s biz model was comically bad, check out their support—an inferno of frustration, left to burn.

@MrsSquatch Of course not—you’re not awake to hear it. /cc @AliSweeting

@MrsSquatch …riiight, because you’d *never* do such a thing whilst I was also in bed, would you? /cc @AliSweeting

@L_Faye ;) Quite tempted to give it a second chance, especially now Michonne’s turned up (with her sword and pet zombies). #thewalkingdead

@miss_mollypops Perchance, Miss, have you tried “tractor fuel”? Cloudy ginger beer and dry cider—lovely stuff!

Orlando Bloom is frightfully rubbery, isn't he? #dull

@scrufflibrarian It's why I stopped shaving my head. That, and I looked like I needed a parole officer…

Mr @fiddian, your lovely lady informs me that you might be in possession of some wobbly, bready goodness..?

@campbellhowes Ha! Clever cloggses.

@Z303 @kdurrani @stefangoodchild Ooh, let’s go to Showcase for the thumping audio! That Mustang should make your fillings rattle.

@emotionalpedant Shmaltzy and patronising at times, but there's a very satisfying scrap towards the end. #limitless

@kdurrani @z303 @stefangoodchild We good for ‘Drive’ this Tuesday, yesh?

@Geeklawyer Good luck, GL. That is one epic-sized pie.

@robinlacey Hide all the slippers! :D

@paparatti Playing my MegaDrive games on a MadCatz pad is heavenly. http://t.co/DbvjxL9C

@dmje Self-employed not working out?

“Paint yer ‘ouse, guv?” Squatch http://t.co/g15Jsqn7

@paparatti @Cerebz Just bought SEGA Classics Pack 4. £1.57 for SoR2, Gunstar Heroes, and Landstalker alone would be steal, never remind rest

The can says ‘Oatmeal’ - my eyes say ‘Chernobyl Custard’. :/ #housepaint

@verohari Weft! Wefty wefting weft.

@verohari Which word?

Thilly thothijj http://t.co/Vs8G41Ew

@gokulives Fair enough; better to stop you connecting to take your money for an unusable service. Will try at work. /cc @dmje @emargee

“You have all the time in the world / when the lights go out / and the stars come out”

Lowering shields again for the first time in about 5 months. Let's see how this goes...

I think @TerryCavanagh's accidentally plugged himself into the mains. Could someone pop over there and check he's alright..?

@HelloEmsy Ahoy there! :)

***And which blend would sir like? "I prefer-" ~raises quivering eyebrow~ "...Magneto." ~cue huge cheesy sax~ #xmengoldblend

**And Magneto just needs to do that Nescafe advert and get it out of his system. #xmenfirstclass

*Beast was hysterically bad, though. And Rupert Grint constantly screaming the place up? ...nah. #xmenfirstclass

Brilliant #bristweetup! Not feeling the new X-Men though, but for any that doesn't sound ridiculous (given the subject matter).

@Z303 Just seen; 6:45pm outside the place. @verohari and I are ambling down now anyway.

@Z303 @emargee @suzicatherine Where are we meeting? What are we doing?! What's going on?!!

"Now That's What I Call No Discernible Taste, Vol. 84 - for people who 'like' music, as long as it doesn't make them think" #officeradio

And today's guest receptionist is... a glass of tap water! http://twitpic.com/57u2ep

@V_the_Obscure I'm sure the Squatchlings will agree. :-D

@Z303 Stop fannying around and SEND IT, you loon! :-)

@V_the_Obscure Ordered. :)

Right, think that's the editing done for now. Will see what the ol' ed makes of those. Time for bed, and 2010 Aussie revenger 'Red Hill'.

@jaffne I think that's the worst case of "turkey neck" I've ever seen.