Wrestlevania

@miss_mollypops Perchance, Miss, have you tried “tractor fuel”? Cloudy ginger beer and dry cider—lovely stuff!

Orlando Bloom is frightfully rubbery, isn't he? #dull

@scrufflibrarian It's why I stopped shaving my head. That, and I looked like I needed a parole officer…

Mr @fiddian, your lovely lady informs me that you might be in possession of some wobbly, bready goodness..?

@campbellhowes Ha! Clever cloggses.

@Z303 @kdurrani @stefangoodchild Ooh, let’s go to Showcase for the thumping audio! That Mustang should make your fillings rattle.

@emotionalpedant Shmaltzy and patronising at times, but there's a very satisfying scrap towards the end. #limitless

@kdurrani @z303 @stefangoodchild We good for ‘Drive’ this Tuesday, yesh?

@Geeklawyer Good luck, GL. That is one epic-sized pie.

@robinlacey Hide all the slippers! :D

@paparatti Playing my MegaDrive games on a MadCatz pad is heavenly. http://t.co/DbvjxL9C

@dmje Self-employed not working out?

“Paint yer ‘ouse, guv?” Squatch http://t.co/g15Jsqn7

@paparatti @Cerebz Just bought SEGA Classics Pack 4. £1.57 for SoR2, Gunstar Heroes, and Landstalker alone would be steal, never remind rest

The can says ‘Oatmeal’ - my eyes say ‘Chernobyl Custard’. :/ #housepaint

@verohari Weft! Wefty wefting weft.

@verohari Which word?

Thilly thothijj http://t.co/Vs8G41Ew

@gokulives Fair enough; better to stop you connecting to take your money for an unusable service. Will try at work. /cc @dmje @emargee

“You have all the time in the world / when the lights go out / and the stars come out”

Lowering shields again for the first time in about 5 months. Let's see how this goes...

I think @TerryCavanagh's accidentally plugged himself into the mains. Could someone pop over there and check he's alright..?

@HelloEmsy Ahoy there! :)

***And which blend would sir like? "I prefer-" ~raises quivering eyebrow~ "...Magneto." ~cue huge cheesy sax~ #xmengoldblend

**And Magneto just needs to do that Nescafe advert and get it out of his system. #xmenfirstclass

*Beast was hysterically bad, though. And Rupert Grint constantly screaming the place up? ...nah. #xmenfirstclass

Brilliant #bristweetup! Not feeling the new X-Men though, but for any that doesn't sound ridiculous (given the subject matter).

@Z303 Just seen; 6:45pm outside the place. @verohari and I are ambling down now anyway.

@Z303 @emargee @suzicatherine Where are we meeting? What are we doing?! What's going on?!!

"Now That's What I Call No Discernible Taste, Vol. 84 - for people who 'like' music, as long as it doesn't make them think" #officeradio

And today's guest receptionist is... a glass of tap water! http://twitpic.com/57u2ep

@V_the_Obscure I'm sure the Squatchlings will agree. :-D

@Z303 Stop fannying around and SEND IT, you loon! :-)

@V_the_Obscure Ordered. :)

Right, think that's the editing done for now. Will see what the ol' ed makes of those. Time for bed, and 2010 Aussie revenger 'Red Hill'.

@jaffne I think that's the worst case of "turkey neck" I've ever seen.