J. Lindsay
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- March 09, 07:03 PM
- March 09, 05:48 PM
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March 09, 03:20 PM
[via Reflection of Me]
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March 08, 06:01 PM
My dad is still stuck in the ’90s when it comes to forwarding emails. I get a constant barrage of stuff ranging from “You know your old when…” to weak right-wing propaganda. It wasn’t so bad when they came to my Yahoo address which is mostly junk mail anyway, but somewhere along the line he got my gmail address, and that’s the one that’s pushed to the phone and constantly checked.
On average, I’d say I read 1 in 5, this one came today, it was one of the amusing ones.
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March 08, 12:40 PM
This is why I can’t get any work done at home.
Well the dog and the fact that I take videos of the dog on my lap then upload them to the internet and write silly blog posts about it.
- March 07, 02:14 PM
- March 05, 01:00 AM
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March 04, 01:03 PM
First Words « Brian's Blog
It looks like the crazed mutant is going to make it. My buddy is recovering better than expected.
Keep it up Brian, I expect to have drinks with next time I’m in town.
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March 04, 10:58 AM
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March 03, 06:20 PM
This is the route I took to school on my bike today.
The red X marks the spot where cyclist Virginia Heuer-Bowar was struck and killed by a motorist in 2008. It’s also where, three months later, newspaper columnist Joe Soucheray and a friend promised to run over any cyclists who got in their way.
I hope I don’t get murdered by any newspaper columnists while riding my bike.
Don’t worry, soon newspaper columnists won’t be able to afford cars.
- March 03, 05:18 PM
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March 03, 04:17 PM
Monk.
[via emysena]
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March 03, 12:35 PM
[via Bombi(llo)]
- February 28, 11:07 AM
- February 26, 02:46 PM
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February 25, 03:29 PM
Rivet - Stream your music, movies, and photos to your Xbox and PS3
I currently use Nullriver’s Connect360 to push media to my Xbox, but this looks like a nice alternative, especially if you have both a 360 and PS3.
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February 24, 03:10 PM
“Somewhere along the line I knew there’d be girls, visions, everything; somewhere along the line the pearl would be handed to me.”
- On The Road, Jack Kerouac[via nevver]
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February 23, 10:39 PM
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February 23, 09:41 PM
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February 23, 07:39 PM
No one cares about your website
He’s right. I especially like the “Google is doing a better job” section.
- February 23, 05:41 PM
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February 23, 05:24 PM
Yonder Comes My Mother — Son House
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February 21, 11:12 PM
Fangs Screen Reader Emulator
This looks like a handy plug-in to make sure your website is screen reader compatible.
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February 21, 04:50 PM
[via nevver]
- February 21, 02:43 PM
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February 19, 04:38 PM
[via bringtheruckuss]
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February 19, 11:55 AM
Harry Patch (In Memory Of) — Radiohead
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February 19, 11:11 AM
“Woods said that during his brief time away from sex, he couldn’t stop thinking about one day resuming his daily regimen of sexual intercourse with random women who look vaguely like his wife, only skankier.”
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February 18, 10:17 PM
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February 18, 08:13 PM
Rollins.
[via waxandmilk]
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February 18, 05:54 PM
I Cover the Waterfront — Django Reinhardt
[via markn]
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February 18, 03:54 PM
Pictory
(via http://kottke.org)
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February 18, 03:54 PM
Vík Prjónsdóttir
Cool knit products from Iceland. (via http://www.made-in-england.org/)
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February 18, 03:19 PM
Are you enjoying a jamocha shake from Arby’s? No? That’s too bad because mine is delicious.
Thanks to your recommendation, I am. It is delicious. And considering how I’m feeling today, it’s amazing how much a difference something as little as a milk shake can make. Sugar’s healing properties should never be underestimated.
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February 18, 01:30 PM
I found out last night that one of my good friends in Arizona tried to commit suicide a couple of days ago. He failed, and he’s currently in the hospital fighting for his life. The details of the attempt aren’t important, but let’s just say that if he makes it, he’ll never be the same guy that all my friends know and love.
Since I moved I haven’t seen or got to hang out with Brian for a couple of years, but he was always a good friend to me, and I just wanted to make this post to celebrate the good times we’ve had together, and to let him know that he’s in my thoughts right now, and that I want nothing more than to be able to see and talk to him again.
Pull through Brian, no matter how bad it was, people love you and we want you here.
I’m not sure what to do some 1800 miles away, and it’s killing me that I have to sit here in this cubicle and wait to see what happens.
- February 18, 12:45 PM
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February 17, 05:41 PM
Norma Jean (via nevver)
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February 16, 05:07 PM
Watch it pretty boy, Iggy will throat fuck your woman when your back is turned. Never turn your back on Iggy Pop.
(via bringtheruckuss)
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February 16, 02:14 PM
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February 15, 08:12 PM
The Mandalorians are coming!
(via quietbrava)
- February 15, 01:06 PM
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February 15, 01:27 AM
Last Week on the Twitter: 2010-02-14
- The nurse that took my blood told me I had great veins. To which I replied that I limited most of my shooting up to between the toes. #
- By the looks of this opening ceremony, I’ve underestimated you O ‘Canada… Punk fiddling tap dancers with flaming boots, now that’s kinky. #
- Jesus, just light the fucking torch already. #olympics #
- When did K.D. Lang become post-op? #olympics #openingceremony #
- “One man’s opinion, they’ve succeeded.” @BobCostos, I’m a joint and 3 beers deep, I’m with you, that shit was UNIQUELY Canadian. #olympics #
- And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the… Blah blah blah Matthew 16:16 Jesus Loves you /via @kjgkhs See, I knew it! #
- Prediction: Gretzky high sticks the flame #
- Did Steve Nash just get snubbed again? First the Spurs take his ring, and now a malfunction takes away the torch lighting. Jipped again. #
- Super pysched for the Men’s 5000m speed skating final. This and Curling, so much excitement. :-| #olympics #
- February 14, 07:00 PM
- February 14, 06:47 PM
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February 12, 05:21 PM
“‘The bride had a nice personality, but there was a good reason why she was hiding her looks behind a veil.”
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February 12, 03:12 PM
An answer to Quietbrava's answer:
from Quietbrava:
If your woman can be counted on to do the following:
- wear black thigh boots and a plaid skirt without being asked
She already does that… check.
- scream and laugh when I fart in her presence
She screams, the laughing, well let’s just say the punching has stopped.
- make pig noises when she kisses my neck
She might be coaxed into that, she does however obsessively play with and suck on my nipples, so that’s a bit of a trade off.
- pierce her nipples because ‘it just makes things feel better’
See above. Plus she insists on the both of us constantly being naked, because that ‘makes everything better.’
- generally enjoy my excruciatingly abrasive presence
She enjoys my company, and from what I can tell from your Tumblr, we enjoy many of the same things.
Then we may have the beginnings of a deal, brother.
We’ll be in Arizona again in the fall…
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February 12, 01:06 PM
“Every once in a while, but not often, you can sit down and write a thing that you know is going to stand people’s hair on end for the rest of their lives – a perfect memory of some kind, like a vision, and you can see the words rolling out of your fingers and bouncing around for a while like wild little jewels before they finally roll into place & line up just exactly like you wanted them to… Wow! Look at that shit! Who wrote that stuff? What? Me? Hot damn! Let us rumble, keep going, and don’t slow down – whatever it is, keep doing it. Let’s have a little Fun. Even writing feels like fun when you catch a moment like this. You feel Pure and natural – Yes sir, I am a Natural man tonight. Bring it on. Fuck those people. Tonight we walk with the King…”
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February 12, 11:47 AM
Last weekend and most of this week my white blood cells were fighting what, at times, seemed like an insurmountable battle against a rather nasty sore throat virus. I eased the pain of the battle by watching almost every Cary Grant movie available on Netflix’s streaming service.
The movies: Only Angels Have Wings, The Amazing Adventure, Holiday, and The Awful Truth.
What I learned: Cary Grant could sure wear a suit, and smoke a cigarette like no one else in cinema; in the 30s it was acceptable to slap a lady if she was getting uppity, but only if she was getting uppity; and (with the exception of Kathrine Hepburn and Rita Hayworth) the beauty standards for leading ladies were quite different then they are today.
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February 11, 08:03 PM
In 2005, I put together a little booklet of stories called Theophrenia to commemorate my website’s tenth birthday. Eh, it was a different time.
The project was 100% inspired by Kevin Fanning who has put out a number of excellent, handmade print collections of his work. The most recent one, How I Learned to Love You From So Far Away, is still available and still unbelievably good.
Anyway, Kevin was figuring out how to format these things for the Kindle and was nice enough to whip Theophrenia into shape and hey look! Now it’s in the Kindle Store for $1.99.
It’s got thirteen short stories, most from the dot com, plus one from The Morning News and one from McSweeney’s.
Makes a great Valentine’s Day gift if you want your special valentine to look confused and say: “Thanks?”
I just bought this, you should too!
- February 11, 06:18 PM
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The winning caption: I used to have 2 of these of these skull rings, but I left one in your Mom's twat. http://twitpic.com/17hdg128 hours ago from Tweetie
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I just found a small nest of European swallows living in my beard. Me thinks it's time for a trim.35 hours ago from Tweetie
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Apparently domestic bliss can be had for the price of one's backbone. That ma'am is a price I am unwillingly to pay.4 days ago from Tweetie
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I think my girl's cat is a junkie. Yesterday I came home and my Xbox was missing and last night he woke us up screeching "where's the nip?"5 days ago from TweetDeck
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Whoops.15 days ago from web
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@sallyrreynolds That's totally doable, I've lived on beer alon longer than a week. Granted it was mostly Stouts though.19 days ago from Tweetie
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"Gun please, underneath your seat, grab it and give it to me." "Wha.. Is that a large octopus behind us on the freeway?" "Gun now, please!"20 days ago from Birdhouse
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"Sure son, show me how you ski jump, off the dresser on to the bed..." "Um, no I don't think the bone is supposed to come out like that."2 weeks ago from Birdhouse
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In deep trouble, stop. Cover blown, they know about you, stop. Meet me on 35th and Main at 3 o'clock, stop. Oh and bring beer, stop.2 weeks ago from Birdhouse
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"Hi [redacted]." "Not nearly high enough for another day of this shit." "Huh?" "Exactly."2 weeks ago from Tweetie
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"Hi [redacted].""Not nearly high enough for another day of this shit." "Huh?" "Exactly."2 weeks ago from TweetDeck
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Yeah, we're happy you won. Enough with the crying woman where's the snowboarding? #olympics2 weeks ago from Birdhouse
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#isthataeuphemism Dammit, I forgot the banana.2 weeks ago from Birdhouse
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Crush me with your glorious thighs. #olympics3 weeks ago from Tweetie
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Driving a two-inch nail into the socket behind your eyeball does not alleviate a Caffeine headache. Just thought you should know.3 weeks ago from Birdhouse
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Currently using my considerable knowledge of useless things to crush drunk hipsters at bar trivia. Your ironic t-shirts won't help you now.3 weeks ago from Tweetie
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Another day, another 250 dollars.3 weeks ago from Tweetie
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Super pysched for the Men's 5000m speed skating final. This and Curling, so much excitement. :-| #olympics3 weeks ago from Birdhouse
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