Jackson

jasencomstock:

businessinyoursituation:

happy fucking friday

real dogs

This helped me out a lot today.

howtotalktogirlsatparties:

The Blueprint cover’s blueprint.

This gets me in the holiday spirit.

In a sports culture dominated by ironic humor, the Broncos quarterback is unusually earnest

And I wore a turkey hat all day.

Friendsgiving outdid itself once again this year.

-No one, today

“Well, have a happy holiday, hold down the fort!”

-My boss, 1 PM

“You guys should really go home”

-Me, to everyone else, 1:10 PM

longreads:

Serpell told me that those handicaps can be easily masked by an outgoing, playful personality. “Bulldog breeders will insist that their dogs are happy and have a very good life,” Serpell said. “But a dog can love its owner and be happy at times, but that doesn’t mean his life isn’t needlessly compromised. In many ways, dogs are their own worst enemy. They don’t complain. They just kind of plod along, trying to make the best of things. That’s how I see many bulldogs. They are severely handicapped because of what we have done to them, but they still have these amazing personalities that shine through despite it all.”

“Can the Bulldog Be Saved?” — Benoit Denizet-Lewis, New York Times Magazine

See also: “Gary Francione: Animal Advocate.” The Believer, Feb. 2011

This article

youngmegadethite:

Bet you can’t get SoM on that becauze BANDWITTH

SOFTLY WI-FI’N ON THE AMTRAKS, GETTIN MY BI-WEEKLY SOM IN

langer:

Because I know you needed it, internet, I made you this reaction gif of Tavis Smiley and Cornel West hearing the news from Bill O’Reilly that nobody on Wall St. committed any crimes.

The bro trains are the best.

Taking pictures of people getting scared in a haunted house is one of the best, funniest ideas ever. This is ruining me at work.

iamdonald:

Michael Jackson.  Million dollars.  You feel me…

BIG BABY GANDHI AND HARI KONDABOLU CAMEO.

I’m pretty into this album b

Ke$ha- I Made Out With a RockStar

Before she left us Nashville country folk behind and hit it big in LA, she wrote a song about making out with Ben Kweller’s touring bassist. Yes.

Sure, on the one hand facebook sucks yet on the other, old pictures of Kesha (pre-$) when only Nashville knew how horrible she was.

Someone is buying himself a present.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GORILLAS?

(and all the other animals at the National Zoo, but I mean, really. Priorities.)