Helen Pham

thefamilyfriendlyblog:

cybergirlfriend:

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

This pretty much sums up my Friday the 13th.

My handmade Initiation gift for my Big ٩(＾ω＾)۶

Have you ever changed a contact to a celebrity along with a matching picture just to amuse yourself thinking they’ll never call but one day they actually do call and you get caught off guard because you had completely forgotten about changing it in the first place?

Yeah me neither.

Creepy scary ass monster.

And Matt.

TOMORROW.

culinarydelights:

Bacon Guacamole Grilled Cheese

cinderellainrubbershoes:

Ilunga (Bantu): A person who is willing to forgive abuse the first time; tolerate it the second time, but never a third time.

Apparently, in 2004, this word won the award as the world’s most difficult to translate. Although at first, I thought it did have a clear phrase equivalent in English: It’s the “three strikes and you’re out” policy. But ilunga conveys a subtler concept, because the feelings are different with each “strike.” The word elegantly conveys the progression toward intolerance, and the different shades of emotion that we feel at each stop along the way.

Ilunga captures what I’ve described as the shade of gray complexity in marriages—Not abusive marriages, but marriages that involve infidelity, for example.  We’ve got tolerance, within reason, and we’ve got gradations of tolerance, and for different reasons. And then, we have our limit. The English language to describe this state of limits and tolerance flattens out the complexity into black and white, or binary code. You put up with it, or you don’t.  You “stick it out,” or not.

Ilunga restores the gray scale, where many of us at least occasionally find ourselves in relationships, trying to love imperfect people who’ve failed us and whom we ourselves have failed.

1. Something changes: If something changes, watch out! The change was most likely sparked by an affair, or maybe something else, but it was probably an affair.
2. Nothing changes: Does it feel like your relationship is going nowhere? This is because he is cheating on you and doesn’t feel the need to make your relationship go anywhere because he is busy focusing on his mistress.
3. He talks to you: Uh oh!!
4. He wants to eat dinner at a restaurant: What, is my cooking not good enough for you?
5. He’s late: Who does he think he is?
6. You get a phone call and it’s a “wrong number”: If you answer the phone and it’s a woman who says she dialed the wrong number by mistake, this is because she was not expecting you to answer the phone. She is actually having an affair with your man and you should get revenge on him by drawing on his face the night before the big meeting!
7. The same thing happens, but it’s a man: Now you’re in trouble! Gay alert!!!
8. You see him reading a book and he puts it down: If that’s not a sign that he’s hiding something, I don’t know what is.
9. He suggests a movie or TV show to you: This means he is trying to distract you, he’s hiding something and wants you to watch TV while he has sex with another woman, probably someone younger.
10. He gets a haircut: Who is he trying to impress?! A woman, I bet.

jchang2014:

Front wheel drive corgi.

It’s stuff like this that makes me miss her.

kqedscience:

Meet the incredible smiling seal!

How an intrepid photographer crawled across the ice on his stomach to get these amazing images

Me, last night.