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Daniel Rickmers

Blogger/Filmmaker/Narcissist who runs Filmfail.com

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  • March 11, 03:10 PM

    The Bounty Hunter

    A review on the wacky Gerard Butler and Jennifer Maniston (see what I did there?) movie, The Bounty Hunter. There's hijinx, shenanigans, and all that crap. Goodness contained within!


  • March 07, 02:34 PM

    Oscars Liveblog!

    Hey palsies, Liveblog is live! Jump up on it! We’re making lolsworthy comments on The Oscars. Well, it’s over now, but I’ll leave the link up anyway. Now Liveblog is Deadblog: http://nyulocal.com/live Be sure to check it out, and in case you’re a woefully forgetful person, you can see my tweets here: http://www.twitter.com/danrickmers It gets a little weird at [...]


  • March 04, 04:45 PM

    Youtube Closed Captioning Fail

    Youtube has this new feature called "closed captioning," which is supposed to automatically translate voice to text for the deaf or something dumb like that. What it actually does is mistranslate everything with often hilarious results.


  • March 04, 02:27 PM

    Forget Remember Me

    Remember Me. How could we forget? It's not like Twilight fangirlboys ever shut up about Robert Pattinson, and if it's not Twilight, it's Lost, so it only makes sense that movie producermans would make a movie with stars from BOTH in it.


  • February 25, 11:19 AM

    Handicap The Oscars

    This week FilmFail.com handicaps the 2010 Oscars, but it's not like the Academy Awards needed to be handicapped when they're already so retarded, right? Right guys?


  • February 18, 12:03 PM

    The Crazies are Crazies!

    Be sure to tell all your friends and loved ones to visit filmfail.com, lest they turn into crazies and unthinkingly murder you!


  • February 10, 12:35 PM

    Dear John, You Suck.

    I think a lot of sad, depressed women and even sadder, more depressed men will endeavor to see Dear John for an excuse to cry and eat chocolate to fill the crippling loneliness in their hearts.


  • February 03, 12:52 PM

    Valentine’s Day Bukkake

    Regular visitors to filmfail.com know that I hate many things. Many many many many…things. While Valentine’s Day sits comfortably among those things I hate, Valentine’s Day the movie is vying for a pretty lofty spot on the list. The movie Valentine’s Day is basically just what we all hate about Valentine’s Day: attractive people pretending [...]


  • January 28, 02:52 PM

    I Has Frozen

    Calm your nerves and check out this review of Frozen, a shitty horror movie about being stuck in a ski lift for a totally long time, man.


  • January 20, 04:59 PM

    When in Rome…

    Filmfail.com's Trailer Trash for WHEN IN ROME, starring Kristen Bell and Josh Duhamel.


  • January 13, 08:37 PM

    The Rock is a Fairy

    As many of you know, we here at filmfail.com love showing you images of heavily muscled men. Just constant streams of sexy man-curves, awww yeah.


  • January 06, 06:24 PM

    Alvin and the Chipmunks 2

    In Alvin and the Chipmunks 2, cgi animals sing squeaky versions of pop songs, like Glee for the mentally challenged, and then, once their prey has been lulled into a trance-like stupor, they viciously nibble out their eyeballs. It's very realistically done in the movie. I think they used real eyeballs.


  • December 31, 06:28 PM

    THE ROOM

    Tommy Wiseau's THE ROOM is without a doubt the worst, campiest, yet still the most hilarious movie you'll ever have the fortune/misfortune to see.


  • December 25, 12:20 PM

    HOHOHO Gorilla Sex

    Merry Christmas everyone, my gift to you is this video of Gorillas fucking to Mika.


  • December 23, 12:01 PM

    2000’s Worst: Wicker Man

    The Wicker Man with Nicholas Cage is officially the funniest bad movie of the 2000s. Where else do you get blatant misogyny, cheesy acting, bees and bear suits?


  • December 09, 02:08 PM

    2000’s Worst: One Missed Call

    As 2010 comes along, we look back and scowl at some of the worst movies of the decade. This week we take a headache inducing look at One Missed Call.


  • December 02, 02:49 PM

    The Vegetarian’s Wiener

    Okay, this week it’s a video about hot dogs and angry hobos, and next week it’s the worst movies of the DECADE. Exciting times all around, if you ask me. This video is a cute little romantic comedy. Making it was pretty cool, because approximately half of the people who were involved [...]


  • November 18, 06:30 PM

    Eff Twilight

    Twilight's second installment, New Moon, has hot Vampires and muscly Werewolves, but a severe lack of sexy zombies. Therefore it is already an automatic failure in my book.


  • November 11, 12:33 PM

    2012/Gentlemen Broncos

    Lined up for this week are the movies 2012 and Gentlemen Broncos.


  • November 04, 01:53 AM

    Your Turn (To Die)

    "Dude, we seriously can't play this in Germany. THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES!"


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