Daniel Rickmers
Blogger/Filmmaker/Narcissist who runs Filmfail.com
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- March 11, 03:10 PM
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March 07, 02:34 PM
Oscars Liveblog!
Hey palsies, Liveblog is live! Jump up on it! We’re making lolsworthy comments on The Oscars. Well, it’s over now, but I’ll leave the link up anyway. Now Liveblog is Deadblog: http://nyulocal.com/live Be sure to check it out, and in case you’re a woefully forgetful person, you can see my tweets here: http://www.twitter.com/danrickmers It gets a little weird at [...] - March 04, 04:45 PM
- March 04, 02:27 PM
- February 25, 11:19 AM
- February 18, 12:03 PM
- February 10, 12:35 PM
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February 03, 12:52 PM
Valentine’s Day Bukkake
Regular visitors to filmfail.com know that I hate many things. Many many many many…things. While Valentine’s Day sits comfortably among those things I hate, Valentine’s Day the movie is vying for a pretty lofty spot on the list. The movie Valentine’s Day is basically just what we all hate about Valentine’s Day: attractive people pretending [...] - January 28, 02:52 PM
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- January 13, 08:37 PM
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January 06, 06:24 PM
Alvin and the Chipmunks 2
In Alvin and the Chipmunks 2, cgi animals sing squeaky versions of pop songs, like Glee for the mentally challenged, and then, once their prey has been lulled into a trance-like stupor, they viciously nibble out their eyeballs. It's very realistically done in the movie. I think they used real eyeballs. - December 31, 06:28 PM
- December 25, 12:20 PM
- December 23, 12:01 PM
- December 09, 02:08 PM
- December 02, 02:49 PM
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- November 04, 01:53 AM
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My parents have American Idol on...Simon says something, audience goes "booooo." Simon says something else, audience goes "boooo."13 hours ago from web
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Our local Dick's sporting goods recently expanded, so I asked my brother what happened, he inadvertantly said 'Dicks just got bigger.'16 hours ago from txt
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Every St. Patrick's Day, my father calls me with a mantra to remind me Im partially Irish, and I think that's my punishment for being Irish.22 hours ago from web
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College graduates to be Cryogenically frozen until the job market improves. Oh how I wish it were true. http://onion.com/c0Xkfb22 hours ago from web
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Installing a program on a PC for the first time in years, and it feels like another language...maybe because this is a bootleg CD in Thai.38 hours ago from web
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The worst part of seeing the horrible people entering Walmart is realizing you're technically one of them.41 hours ago from txt
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My dog just ran on the treadmill for five minutes. That was probably the first 5 mins in the last 3 days that I wasn't staring at a screen.2 days ago from web
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My parents had Internet Explorer on their comp, so I deleted it, then renamed firefox as 'internet explorer' and they are none the wiser.2 days ago from txt
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In googling Jane Ayre's romantic hero, Mr. Rochester, the first adjective was "Byronic," which I misread as BIONIC. HUGE letdown.2 days ago from web
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I'm enjoying the @JhonenV Invader Zim fun-facts. I find this one especially informative - http://www.questionsleep.com/mindspill/?p=14743 days ago from web
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Antichrist was SORT of shocking, but based on what everyone was saying, I was definitely expecting more Gynocide.4 days ago from web
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I was told a thing I'm writing is like a funny version of Precious, which is exactly the level of depravity I'm trying to inspire in others.4 days ago from web
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@keyanastevens I like that comic a lot. Is that woman your interpretation of yourself?5 days ago from Echofon
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Sitcom idea: Malcom X In The Middle5 days ago from txt
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Oh well I guess my family WASN'T aware that I didn't believe in all that Christianity stuff. Awkward.5 days ago from txt
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Also in honor of Remember Me, check out my post on #filmfail if you haven't already - http://bit.ly/d3uCWA6 days ago from TweetDeck
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In honor of Remember Me, here is a pretty epic picture of Mr. Pattinson himself - http://tweetphoto.com/141211956 days ago from TweetDeck
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@keyanastevens Andy told me to do it!6 days ago from TweetDeck
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@andyheriaud @michelleewarren Red Car. Good point!6 days ago from TweetDeck
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@michelleewarren SO MUCH. I started laughing in class, which is bad because it's supposed to be serious.6 days ago from TweetDeck
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Don't Speak (I Came to Make a BANG!) by Eagles of Death Metal37 hours ago
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