One of the best photographic works I’ve seen these months!
So simple, but the result is WOW!
“Once upon a time, there was a king who ruled a great and glorious nation. Favourite amongst his subjects was the court painter of whom he was very proud. Everybody agreed this wizzened old man pianted the greatest pictures in the whole kingdom and the king would spend hours each day gazing at them in wonder. However, one day a dirty and dishevelled stranger presented himself at the court claiming that in fact he was the greatest painter in the land.
The indignant king decreed a competition would be held between the two artists, confident it would teach the vagabond an embarrassing lesson. Within a month they were both to produce a masterpiece that would out do the other.
After thirty days of working feverishly day and night, both artists were ready. They placed their paintings, each hidden by a cloth, on easels in the great hall of the castle. As a large crowd gathered, the king ordered the cloth be pulled first from the court artist’s easel. Everyone gasped as before them was revealed a wonderful oil painting of a table set with a feast. At its centre was an ornate bowl full of exotic fruits glistening moistly in the dawn light. As the crowd gazed admiringly, a sparrow perched high up on the rafters of the hall swooped down and hungrily tried to snatch one of the grapes from the painted bowl only to hit the canvas and fall down dead with shock at the feet of the king. ’Aha!’ exclaimed the king. ’My artist has produced a painting so wonderful it has fooled nature herself, surely you must agree that he is the greatest painter who ever lived!’
But the vagabond said nothing and stared solemnly at his feet. ’Now, pull the blanket from your painting and let us see what you have for us,’ cried the king. But the tramp remained motionless and said nothing. Growing impatient, the king stepped forward and reached out to grab the blanket only to freeze in horror at the last moment.
’You see,’ said the tramp quietly, ’there is no blanket covering the painting. This is actually just a painting of a cloth covering a painting. And whereas your famous artist is content to fool nature, I’ve made the king of the whole country look like a clueless little twat.”
- Banksy
Shot of the Day.
After months of no Tumblr and “Shot of the Day” series,
I finally “Return”.
Day 6.
We woke up at 8AM to have some breakfast and leave to Jeruzalem.
Saw every touristic attraction you can visit at Jeruzalem today. All thanks to my mother -.-
Jeruzalem impressed me. It's massive. It's a very ancient city with tons and tons of history.
Watching thousands, maybe millions of people coming together from all over the world to be able to touch some 'magical' or 'sacred' stone..
It's amazing how much miles people travel to do that.
They give their last money for the plane-tickets. But they still do it.
But after all.. Watching all of them praying and kneeling before icons makes me kinda sick.
But that's for a different kind of Blog.. For another time.
Anyway I was glad we had luck again with the weather. Bought tons of Hookah-Tobacco for the price of one pack down there in Belgium.
Bought some small cute wooden pipes.
Bought some cheap crap, which I don't know why I bought it..
Anyway.
I'm lazy. Tired. And actually very relaxed and in fact way toooo relaxed to keep writing stuff here.
And here's where my Blog about my trip to Israel stops.
Now packing my stuff.
Tommorow up at 8AM. Leave 9AM.
Registration 12PM. Plane 2PM. Home Sweet Home 6PM.
It was a pretty boring family trip.
But still.. Yet another country visited by me. Another country to check out of my list.
But well.
So far.
F's Blog.
Still Alive :)
Day five.
I'll keep it short here as actually nothing happend at all.
I could make a deal with my parents to stay at the appartement sleeping out.
I slept till 1PM. Gorgeous.
First time this fucking family trip I could sleep normally without beiing disturbed.
After that some coffee, laptop, internet.
Just a ussual day in my life, but at Israel :)
When I got back home I was like. Man don't wanna do anything, too lazy.
But hell.. Whatever. I'm just writing a Blog.
Today woke up at 12PM. Pretty happy I could get a little more sleep.
After that we packed our stuff and went to a picknick place to have some BBQ.
Awesome view on some mountains, valleys and rocks.
Israel is beautiful.
Just got back from an Icecream-Tour. We've been to 2 different Icecream-bars and had some icecreams^^
So today we went out to see the totally insane jewland of Israel!
Very fucking sleepy. Totally tired.
Found my bed at 3.30AM, woke up at 10AM. Not awesome.
Left after a shower, we went to Tel Aviv as the place where I stay is...
(Looking up on Google)...
Sheron LeZiyyon or something like that.
I'm gonna try not to booze too much tonight, so I can upload the first video of my adventure to YouTube.
FIRST THING I REALISED!
Looking around and seeing all these posters and stuff with weird Israelic shit written on it makes me think about ONE thing... KILLZONE.
Found this intresting application on Facebook,
which can make the Vlogging/Blogging of my trip to Israel these holidays much easyer, much more interactive and entertaining.
The Farmer Crew is planning to head to this years edition of the International Tuning Salon.
Babes, cars, rockNroll and lot's of fun. Same as every year^^
Hope well make it.
I'll let ya'll know.
Amen.
Like the title says.
It's almost vacation. Can't wait. I'm happy. Ohw yes.
Hahahaa Offcourse I am.
Now just trying to write something, because the chance that I will be blogging this vacation is pretty small as the chance of beiing drunk wasted or beiing with my sweetiee is very big.
So by taking a look at several circumstances that can develop meanwhile my vacation I think that it's pretty sure that I will make 1 - max 2 posts the next week.
Or perhaps: NONE.
That's why I'm writing this bullshit that makes me look smart, but offcourse I AM smart, but..
Well whatever.
The point is that it's almost vacation-time.
New clips of FACTS 2009 are online on the Bulletproof Channel.
Check out http://www.youtube.com/MasakiOne and enjoy!
More is coming up the next days.
In fact.. Here they are xD
FACTS was amazing like always!
First 2 clips of our reportage are already rolling on the Bulletproof Channel.
More are coming soon,
Let me remind you that making these videos is very lifetaking, perhaps that is one of the reasons why I'm not posting that much last weeks.
Have lot's of projects. Updates are coming. Twitter me. Like a whore.
For now, enjoy the videos.
Two words meaning one thing.
PS3 Slim - Orgasm.
Now enjoying it :D
Went to Antwerp today to get some insects and UV-lamps for Taran, my little green friend.
AKA my chameleon.
Awesome animal.
Further got drunk in an Irish Pub with my friend Piggyman (from TFC).
Nothing else?
Nopz.
Shizzle!
Starting a new blog here. It's not my personal blog, but an open one filled with absolutely random stuff for me, my friends and all of my iNternets-fans!
So subscribe, follow, stick your asses to me or whatever,
Just be here!
Will update this blog with stuff from:
- The Bulletproof Channel on YouTube.
- The Bulletproof Website.
- Netlog
- FaceBook
- StampMedia
- Further projects of me and just awesome stuff :D
Check it out!
Bad Request is soon spinning on some awesome gigs like:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=169603759756899
He’s very happy.
And for Easter we get a little eggy surprise from him.. A new Mixtape!
Bad Request – Hectofan Mixtape – April\’s Easter Edition
Enjoy,
May the Beat be with you,
Always.
F_ Checking out.
Goodmorning wankers!
It’s 2AM and it’s time to wake up!
This is the first of four special posts, each post containing a new mixtape with every time a different genre.
My alter ego, Bad Request, is the first with a Drum & Bass mixtape.
Bad Request Drum & Bass Mixtape
Don’t mind the few errors, because of the lack of posts I quickly had to ramble this up + because of the exams and all the schoolwork I hardly had the time to finetune this one up.
May the beats be with you.
Signing out -LEDbeat
Greetings everyone! Flying in with some freshness with awesome and crunchy Electronic AWESOMENESS!
Hosted for you on The 2000 – Monkey Agression
Enjoy it please
May the Beat be with you, Always.
Reblogged from HotBiscuits.
Found this track, pretty much liked it and this is the exact reason why I’m posting it right here.
MAU – Sounds Like Sounds (The ODD remix)
Enjoy,
May the Beat be with you, always.
Another Fidget Thursday.
This time it’s a track from the lovely Wonk, the Ida Engberg of Fidget.
She’s been around for a long time and has some incredible tracks, remixes & collaborations.
The first track is an oldie but a goodie, a typical Fidget track.
Wobbly beats, oldskool hiphop lyrics, great bassline,…what else do you need?
Jak-Z – Get Ya Ass Up (Wonk S Big Booty Bass Mix)
Eurythmics’s ‘Who’s that girl’ with wobbly fidget beats…pure genius, that’s what this track is.
WoNK vs Beats n Peices – Whos that girl
*Yawn* Goomorning my lovely children.
Waking up with the sun in your face, logging in to your computer, checking your mails and finding some nice new promo’s, there is no better way to start your day.
K!TCH & DISTRAKT are probably names you’ve already heared of, if not be sure to check out their myspaces.
K!TCH is a young upcoming producer and DJ from Belgium, his tracks are being played from Belgium to the UK and even in the Czech Republic.
He’s being supported by some big names and made remixes for them as well, e.g. Major Lazer, Serial Chillers,…
The new tracks ‘Cobra’ & ‘Python’ will be released in about 2 months but especially for you I was allowed to put the 128 samples on the blog.
Also be sure to buy his other tracks ‘Bit Beat’ & ‘Good Times’ on beatport (Thumbs up!)
http://www.myspace.com/kitch900
I’m really hyper about this one! DISTRAKT, the wonderboy from Sydney, the mastermind behin ‘Pumpin’ (together with NT89).
He’s one of the hottest artists at the moment with his Asian tour still in his shade he’s now busy preparing for his Europe & UK tour.
A big name for our blog wich I’m really proud of and if you haven’t heard him yet…well you should be ashamed. I’m not even going to start to list all the artist who support him or remixed him, check it out for yourself…ok Gtronic, beatauCue, Aerotronic are few of the names who remix him so as you can see he’s not just another producer, he’s going to be big. Support him and buy his other tracks on beatport.
His 2 new remixes are fingerlicking good and impressive but I’ll let you be the judge of it .
Clash the disco kids – MIdget Gems(DISTRAKT DA da DA REMIX)
Blatta & Inesha -Get fucked up (DISTRAKT REMIX )
http://www.myspace.com/distraktt
i woke up with a sudden urge for fidget so after listening to some old bangers i went searching on the interwebs.
After a while i found this track where you can perfectly hear the meaning of fidget, combining Electro with Dubstep…eargasmic.
Clash The Disko Kids – Anuerysm (Nando Remix):
Signing out,
may the beats be with you.
Urchins & Spoek – Belly Dancer (Sticky K Remix):
Something pretty awesome for your ears. Keep listening, middle will make you cum.
May the Beat be with you, always.
Fresh from the DUBstep Galaxy from DUBDagobar.
The Prodigy – Girls (Frail Limb Purity Remix):
We love the Prodigy. And Prodigy + DUBstep means dubble the love.
May the Beat be with you, Always.
The newest EP from our favourite Belgian boys is out now digitally, Flatland EP from Sound of stereo.
Woop woop! They allways bring those killer tracks that destroy the dancefloor and with this EP it will be no exception.
Here’s their minimix of Flatland:
And a bonus, their epic Flatland North American promomixtape.
Signing out,
LEDbeat
May the beats be with you.